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(Kansas City)   Ugly-ass baby dik-dik named Krackle born to Snaps and Dasher   ( divider line
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2018-05-17 08:47:52 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:42:28 AM  
Wake me up when there's a picture of a pussy-pussy.
2018-05-17 12:48:27 PM  
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2018-05-17 01:07:12 PM  
This thread needs more dik-dik pics.
2018-05-17 01:08:07 PM  

Walker: Wake me up when there's a picture of a pussy-pussy.

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2018-05-17 01:08:16 PM  
I believe the females are called schlick-schlicks...
2018-05-17 01:10:42 PM  
I hope the name the next one Pop.
2018-05-17 01:12:20 PM  
Another Kardashian baby? So soon? That can't be healthy.
2018-05-17 01:13:59 PM  
Bally-Jerry busted his crate o'er the channel coming for tea and crisps by tiers eve.
2018-05-17 01:14:11 PM  
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2018-05-17 01:16:59 PM  

Walker: Wake me up when there's a picture of a pussy-pussy.

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2018-05-17 01:17:29 PM  
Obligatory Firesign Theater reference that no one will get...
aaaaaand google's got nothing for me except this:​i​ends_(radio_program)
And here I thought the dik-dik was made up.
2018-05-17 01:20:55 PM  
When one dik just isn't enough.
2018-05-17 01:23:11 PM  
I hear those dik diks are hung like a baby - 20 inches and 8 pounds :)
2018-05-17 01:23:19 PM  
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2018-05-17 01:23:21 PM  
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2018-05-17 01:23:52 PM  
At what point are they going to realize that the name is tremendously offensive.  They should go with the more proper Penis-penis, obviously.
2018-05-17 01:28:51 PM  
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2018-05-17 01:53:42 PM  
Remember, no unsolicited dik-dik pics.
2018-05-17 02:03:27 PM  
I've wanted a dik-dik of my own since i was a kid.
I can already hear how that is going to sound.

Hey I think we farked the link.
2018-05-17 02:07:10 PM  
Worst reindeer names ever. Santa is going to be so disappointed.

"On Dasher, on Krackle... what the Fark? Who's the dik-dik who came up with these names?"
2018-05-17 02:16:32 PM  
I was hoping the parents names were Richard and Regina.
2018-05-17 02:19:12 PM  
I want to see one next to hippo for reference.
2018-05-17 02:19:53 PM  
Some farkers are too stingy with the Funny!s.  This thread delivers.
2018-05-17 02:21:27 PM  
I dunno, if I had a breeding pair of dik-diks, I'd name them something like Anaconda and Johnson.

/and little Choad
2018-05-17 03:50:25 PM  
Diks should not crackle.
2018-05-17 04:16:52 PM  
Can I bring my support dik-dik onto United flights?
2018-05-17 06:50:01 PM  
This headline reads like someone ordering lunch in Australia.
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