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(MSN)   So how does Michael Jordan spend his $1.65 billion?   ( msn.com) divider line
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2018-05-17 07:41:08 AM  
Tossing hundred dollar bills in Trump's face and laughing?
 
2018-05-17 07:53:22 AM  
He goes to Disneyland? Twice..
 
2018-05-17 08:06:58 AM  
it appears he spends some of it on goofy looking ear rings
 
2018-05-17 08:14:48 AM  
He's installing another roof on top of his ceiling
 
2018-05-17 08:19:51 AM  

mikey15: it appears he spends some of it on goofy looking ear rings


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2018-05-17 08:22:54 AM  
Tryng to take over Wakanda.
 
2018-05-17 08:26:58 AM  
A: Any damn way he wants to.
 
2018-05-17 08:54:20 AM  
What grounds those are!

A Democrat would look at his house and say "no one should live that way"

Republicans look at those pictures and say "everyone should live that way"
 
2018-05-17 09:02:06 AM  
He still can't sell his house in Chicago

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2,267 days on the market. Woof.
 
2018-05-17 09:04:04 AM  
Hookers and blow.

/duh
 
2018-05-17 09:09:14 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: He still can't sell his house in Chicago

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2,267 days on the market. Woof.


I am waiting for them to accept my offer of 355,000 with an FHA loan. Should be any day now that he gives me an answer.
 
2018-05-17 09:11:57 AM  
I see his F12 all the time at the marina...

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/he has a 70' Viking sportfish there
 
2018-05-17 09:22:44 AM  

fatalvenom: I see his F12 all the time at the marina...

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/he has a 70' Viking sportfish there


Something tells me he doesn't drive that like a dick like say someone like Bieber would or rappers. He probably just cruises in it because he's Jordan and doesn't need to get in a dick measuring contest with anyone.
 
2018-05-17 09:24:46 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: He still can't sell his house in Chicago

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2,267 days on the market. Woof.


Yeah, it's tough to sell a $14.8 million dollar house in an area where the weather sucks 7-8 months a year.
 
2018-05-17 09:46:40 AM  
2 chicks at the same time?
 
2018-05-17 09:47:08 AM  
Same thing he did in his prime: bet on basketball games.
 
2018-05-17 09:56:23 AM  

Wettner: fatalvenom: I see his F12 all the time at the marina...

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/he has a 70' Viking sportfish there

Something tells me he doesn't drive that like a dick like say someone like Bieber would or rappers. He probably just cruises in it because he's Jordan and doesn't need to get in a dick measuring contest with anyone.


You would be correct.
 
2018-05-17 09:58:43 AM  
How much of that does he gamble away?
 
2018-05-17 09:59:54 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: He still can't sell his house in Chicago

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2,267 days on the market. Woof.


I was going to buy it but I wore #22.
 
2018-05-17 10:14:16 AM  
For all his money, he strikes me as the kind of guy who would still pack his own PB&J when going someplace, because eating out is too damned expensive.
 
2018-05-17 10:36:07 AM  

ltdanman44: What grounds those are!

A Democrat would look at his house and say "no one should live that way we need to raise taxes on rich people to pay for government services"

Republicans look at those pictures and say "everyone should live that way we need to raise taxes on the poor and middle class so rich people can have more houses like this"


/fixed for accuracy
//if you want to get political and all
 
2018-05-17 11:15:58 AM  

tdyak: For all his money, he strikes me as the kind of guy who would still pack his own PB&J when going someplace, because eating out is too damned expensive.


not a chance, he's the guy who goes to expensive places and leaves shiatty tips because serving him was its own reward
 
2018-05-17 11:17:21 AM  

Wettner: Incorrigible Astronaut: He still can't sell his house in Chicago

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2,267 days on the market. Woof.

I am waiting for them to accept my offer of 355,000 with an FHA loan. Should be any day now that he gives me an answer.


You'd have to declare bankruptcy as soon as you get your first property tax bill.
 
2018-05-17 11:51:34 AM  
I love quote about why he doesn't chime in about politics.  His answer?  "Half of the people who buy my shoes are Republicans."
 
2018-05-17 11:55:22 AM  

JJRRutgers: I love quote about why he doesn't chime in about politics.  His answer?  "Half of the people who buy my shoes are Republicans."


Who would have thought he cares about money more than people?

Okay, Russian mobsters, hands down. Of course you know that!
 
2018-05-17 12:00:54 PM  
Buy an NBA team outright and continue to have an executive career free from success?
 
2018-05-17 12:03:27 PM  

ltdanman44: What grounds those are!

A Democrat would look at his house and say "no one should live that way"

Republicans look at those pictures and say "everyone should live that way"


Mitt Romney at Papa John's house? That's what you have to offer?
 
2018-05-17 01:16:39 PM  

JJRRutgers: I love quote about why he doesn't chime in about politics.  His answer?  "Half of the people who buy my shoes are Republicans."


You realize that that doesn't reveal whether he's pro or anti Republican right?
 
2018-05-17 01:55:54 PM  
You realize that that doesn't reveal whether he's pro or anti Republican right?

https://deadspin.com/did-michael-jord​a​n-ever-say-republicans-buy-sneakers-17​84530317
 
2018-05-17 02:30:57 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: 2 chicks at the same time?


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2018-05-17 02:54:32 PM  

T.rex: JJRRutgers: I love quote about why he doesn't chime in about politics.  His answer?  "Half of the people who buy my shoes are Republicans."

You realize that that doesn't reveal whether he's pro or anti Republican right?


Of course not, it's being one of the 500 richest Americans,but not one of the ones who is so rich it doesn't matter.
 
2018-05-17 02:59:42 PM  

ElwoodCuse: tdyak: For all his money, he strikes me as the kind of guy who would still pack his own PB&J when going someplace, because eating out is too damned expensive.

not a chance, he's the guy who goes to expensive places and leaves shiatty tips because serving him was its own reward


I thought that was Pippen
 
2018-05-17 03:53:32 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: 2 chicks at the same time?


Shouldn't it be 1,130 chicks at the same time?
 
2018-05-17 04:00:50 PM  

SkylineRecords: Incorrigible Astronaut: He still can't sell his house in Chicago

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2,267 days on the market. Woof.

Yeah, it's tough to sell a $14.8 million dollar house in an area where the weather sucks 7-8 months a year.


Also it's stuck in 1993. He designs houses about as bad as he dresses. Hitler stache Michael? Really?
 
2018-05-17 04:07:53 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Hooker with a Penis: 2 chicks at the same time?

Shouldn't it be 1,130 chicks at the same time?


He's not Wilt Chamberlain
 
2018-05-17 04:32:52 PM  
Clearly he doesn't spend enough on grooming. Or advice.
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2018-05-18 06:23:49 PM  
It's a shame he can't buy class. I was a sports writer, and he was by far one of the nastiest athletes I ever dealt with. It totally ruined my image of him as a player. He was such a jerk.
 
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