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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Herd of cows ties up traffic on I-75 after their travel truck tipped over   ( ajc.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Wade Green Road, Road, Traffic, Interstate 75, I-75 South, Traffic Center, Cargo, cows  
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1957 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2018 at 9:48 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-05-17 08:33:52 AM  
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2018-05-17 08:38:09 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:11:24 AM  
'course I heard of cows.
 
2018-05-17 09:51:25 AM  
Mooooove Over.
 
2018-05-17 09:53:15 AM  
"An hour later, the cows were rounded up for transport to an undisclosed location."

Article misspelled "meat processing plant".
 
2018-05-17 09:57:18 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:57:34 AM  
Sounds like high steaks action
 
2018-05-17 09:58:15 AM  
Of course their horns don't work.
 
2018-05-17 09:58:32 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: 'course I heard of cows.


Nonono, the cow's heard...
 
2018-05-17 09:59:12 AM  
Was subby trying to make a cow tipping joke? If so, he ripped his shirt on the barbed wire fence and stepped in a fresh cow pie.

/don't know what I'm talking about
 
2018-05-17 09:59:22 AM  
I was trying to figure out what could be so amusing about this until I figured out the pun.

Well played, subby. I tip my hat to you.
 
2018-05-17 10:01:35 AM  
Back in my day, we usedta hafta tip cows by hand. One at a time!

/my pasture
//get offit
///more cowbell?
 
2018-05-17 10:01:50 AM  
They were all charged with mooving violations.

/I'll see myself out
 
2018-05-17 10:04:15 AM  

AllyOop: Eddie Adams from Torrance: 'course I heard of cows.

Nonono, the cow's heard...


 I don't care what that cow heard. I ain't afraid of no cow
 
2018-05-17 10:04:36 AM  
Local news is stating at least 7 of them died, and will probably be served at McD's within the week.
 
2018-05-17 10:09:19 AM  
Still trying to figure out why I-75 was closed in my area this morning.  Got routed thru a construction zone and yeah, people were acting like a-holes.
 
2018-05-17 10:09:55 AM  
Extreme cow tipping. Look for it in the 2020 Olympics.
 
2018-05-17 10:10:41 AM  

Galileo's Daughter: Local news is stating at least 7 of them died, and will probably be served at McD's within the week.


Nah, McDonald's uses South American beef.  I bet on Whole Foods having a special on 'free range rover' beef
 
2018-05-17 10:11:54 AM  

StrikitRich: Still trying to figure out why I-75 was closed in my area this morning.  Got routed thru a construction zone and yeah, people were acting like a-holes.


So... a day ending in Y. Accident on my morning commute had far-left and center lanes closed while they cleared. Amazing number of arseholes racing up to the point of no return in the center to force their way in at the head of the line, or using exit lanes/ shoulders to do the same from the other direction.
 
2018-05-17 10:18:12 AM  
"An hour later, the cows were rounded up for transport to an undisclosed location."
Wendys - fresh, never frozen.  Today only $1 burgers!
 
2018-05-17 10:21:38 AM  
Why didn't they let the tigers go at them?
Problem solved.

/can't believe I'm the first to say that
 
2018-05-17 10:22:58 AM  

McGrits: Was subby trying to make a cow tipping joke? If so, he ripped his shirt on the barbed wire fence and stepped in a fresh cow pie.

/don't know what I'm talking about


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2018-05-17 10:25:23 AM  
travel truck?
 
2018-05-17 10:33:07 AM  
I hope they can get the smell off the road.
 
2018-05-17 10:37:25 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: StrikitRich: Still trying to figure out why I-75 was closed in my area this morning.  Got routed thru a construction zone and yeah, people were acting like a-holes.

So... a day ending in Y. Accident on my morning commute had far-left and center lanes closed while they cleared. Amazing number of arseholes racing up to the point of no return in the center to force their way in at the head of the line, or using exit lanes/ shoulders to do the same from the other direction.


As car technology advances, I pray that it will become mandatory for auto manufacturers to install a device that causes pain to drivers that do that crap. Some day I'm going to have a serious 'Falling Down' moment because of inconsiderate a-hole drivers.
 
2018-05-17 10:43:46 AM  

Dangerous_sociopath: xxBirdMadGirlxx: StrikitRich: Still trying to figure out why I-75 was closed in my area this morning.  Got routed thru a construction zone and yeah, people were acting like a-holes.

So... a day ending in Y. Accident on my morning commute had far-left and center lanes closed while they cleared. Amazing number of arseholes racing up to the point of no return in the center to force their way in at the head of the line, or using exit lanes/ shoulders to do the same from the other direction.

As car technology advances, I pray that it will become mandatory for auto manufacturers to install a device that causes pain to drivers that do that crap. Some day I'm going to have a serious 'Falling Down' moment because of inconsiderate a-hole drivers.


User name checks out. While I approve, wholeheartedly, the sad fact is such technology would only lead to multiple further accidents. Maybe something like the language violation sensors from Demolition Man?
'You have u have violated the don't be an unmitigated arsehole to your fellow drivers statute- you will receive 3 points to your license and a $50.00 fine."
 
2018-05-17 11:02:16 AM  

Resident Muslim: McGrits: Was subby trying to make a cow tipping joke? If so, he ripped his shirt on the barbed wire fence and stepped in a fresh cow pie.

/don't know what I'm talking about

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Real or fake, that is horrifying.
 
2018-05-17 11:04:18 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: StrikitRich: Still trying to figure out why I-75 was closed in my area this morning.  Got routed thru a construction zone and yeah, people were acting like a-holes.

So... a day ending in Y. Accident on my morning commute had far-left and center lanes closed while they cleared. Amazing number of arseholes racing up to the point of no return in the center to force their way in at the head of the line, or using exit lanes/ shoulders to do the same from the other direction.


I avoid anything ITP if at all possible.  The last time I went ITP was because I had to get printed at some government office for a background check and even then I parked at Sandy Springs and took MARTA in.
 
2018-05-17 11:22:23 AM  
Ludacris said it best.

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2018-05-17 11:24:53 AM  
It's not moos, it's Fark.com.
 
2018-05-17 12:00:46 PM  
I was sad at first, but there's no use crying over spilled milk.
 
2018-05-17 12:32:01 PM  
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2018-05-17 01:32:05 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: xxBirdMadGirlxx: StrikitRich: Still trying to figure out why I-75 was closed in my area this morning.  Got routed thru a construction zone and yeah, people were acting like a-holes.

So... a day ending in Y. Accident on my morning commute had far-left and center lanes closed while they cleared. Amazing number of arseholes racing up to the point of no return in the center to force their way in at the head of the line, or using exit lanes/ shoulders to do the same from the other direction.

I avoid anything ITP if at all possible.  The last time I went ITP was because I had to get printed at some government office for a background check and even then I parked at Sandy Springs and took MARTA in.


When I was there, ITP was off limits unless I had to visit my data center in the West End.  Then it was a 5 AM dash and pray no cow tipping was involved.

/Beautiful sunrise from third world shiathole beach this morning.
 
2018-05-17 01:39:22 PM  
Coulda been worse

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2018-05-17 02:07:51 PM  
...and the rig hit a sound barrier...

This truck broke the sound barrier?  He's lucky he didn't cause more damage if he was going that fast.
 
2018-05-17 03:51:36 PM  

MattyBlast: ...and the rig hit a sound barrier...

This truck broke the sound barrier?  He's lucky he didn't cause more damage if he was going that fast.


Talk about fast food...
 
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2018-05-17 11:23:52 PM  
I just hope Uncle Versie wasn't there.

Just in case that is too obscure...
Jerry Clower - Uncle Versie's Trial
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