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2004-06-18 9:13:14 PM  
Cry havoc, and let slip the cookies of war!
2004-06-18 9:13:46 PM  
"I did it all for the cookie"

"Ask not what your cookie can do for you, but what you can do for your cookie"

"War is not about dying for your cookie, but about making the other guy die for his"

"I think that I shall never see, a think as lovely as cookie"
2004-06-18 9:14:22 PM  
Cookie Accomplished.
2004-06-18 9:15:02 PM  
"One can acquire everything in solitude - except cookies."
2004-06-18 9:15:52 PM  
"We shall fight cookies on the beaches, we shall fight cookies in the streets. We shall never surrender!
2004-06-18 9:16:22 PM  
"Is that a cookie in your footlocker private Pyle?"
2004-06-18 9:16:38 PM  
The early bird gets the cookie
2004-06-18 9:16:59 PM  
"Gentlemen, start your cookies"
2004-06-18 9:17:07 PM  
"do you....enjoooy cookies?"

"ooooh yes!"
2004-06-18 9:17:34 PM  
Dammit, DoctaCheeko, I was trying to get some caffeine in my system to stay awake, and you make me spit it all over the monitor!

From behind the Iron Cookie, there are signs that tyranny is in trouble and reminders that its structure is as brittle as its surface is hard.
2004-06-18 9:18:09 PM  
"The new a cookie!"
2004-06-18 9:18:24 PM  
"Think not what your country can do for you, think what you can do for your cookie"
2004-06-18 9:19:07 PM  

"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my cookie. You broke my cookie!"
2004-06-18 9:19:45 PM  
"I know not what course others may take, but as for me: give me liberty, or give me cookies."
2004-06-18 9:20:16 PM  
"You've got two cookies and you're bangin' 'em together. "
2004-06-18 9:20:32 PM  
D B Cooper, minus 50 points for botching the quote.
2004-06-18 9:20:56 PM  
Appologies to itsdan for not reading all the posts before I posted, and apologies to the world for farking up the quote.

I'm going to bed
2004-06-18 9:21:43 PM  
Soylent Green, it's made of cookies! Soylent Green is made of cookies!!!!
2004-06-18 9:22:13 PM  
itsdan, same deduction for you.

"I think that I shall never see, a POEM as lovely as a (tree)"
2004-06-18 9:22:42 PM of darkness quotes:

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the cookie."

"It's a trap. Get a cookie."

"Demon Lady: I'll swallow your cookie!
Ash: Come get some."

and finally:

"Gimme some cookie, baby."
2004-06-18 9:22:48 PM  
Leave the rest to the cookies.

The cookie will never be asked if he told the truth.

Only the dead have seen the end of the cookie.

The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is just a cookie.
2004-06-18 9:23:09 PM  
"It's a cookie!"
2004-06-18 9:23:14 PM  
"Your life is the Sum of a remainder of an unbalanced cookie..."
2004-06-18 9:23:16 PM  
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the cookie is. You have to see it for yourself
2004-06-18 9:23:58 PM  
(reply to German surrender offer at the battle of Bastogne)

2004-06-18 9:24:34 PM  
One cookie on the pan is worth two in the oven.

/made up something
2004-06-18 9:24:44 PM  
"I'll make him a cookie he can't refuse."
2004-06-18 9:24:51 PM  
"All cookies are equal, but some are more equal than others"
2004-06-18 9:25:07 PM  
Hail to the cookie, baby
2004-06-18 9:25:17 PM  
"I have a cookie" - MLK
2004-06-18 9:25:44 PM  
Cry havoc, and let slip the cookies of war!

/now with cheesy monkey voting goodness
2004-06-18 9:26:55 PM  
"those who would trade liberty for cookies deserve neither"
2004-06-18 9:28:16 PM  
I love the smell of cookies in the morning
2004-06-18 9:28:20 PM  
"This is a cookie that will live in infamy"

"There is a tide in teh affairs of men, which taken at the flood leads on to cookies"
2004-06-18 9:28:42 PM  
your dog wants a cookie.
2004-06-18 9:28:51 PM  
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the cookie.
2004-06-18 9:29:06 PM  
You want the cookie?! You can't handle the cookie!
2004-06-18 9:29:35 PM  
Still no cure for cookies
2004-06-18 9:29:40 PM  
"It was the dawn of the third age of mankind, ten years after the Earth-Minbari war. The Cookie Project was a dream given form. Its goal: to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and aliens could work out their differences peacefully. It's a port of call - home away from home for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanderers. Humans and aliens wrapped in two million, five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of the last of the Cookie stations. The year is 2258. The name of the place is Cookie 5"
2004-06-18 9:29:58 PM  
One small step for giant leap for cookie-kind.
2004-06-18 9:30:08 PM  
itsdan, please stop. You're completely botching some quotes here. I mean, I know I'm a dork, but it takes away from full meaning if you omit words and create others (outside of the cookie thing, of course).
2004-06-18 9:30:40 PM  
Give me cookie or give me death!
2004-06-18 9:30:51 PM  
I do not want to be a member of any club that would have me as one of its cookies
2004-06-18 9:31:10 PM  
"One cookie to rule them all,
One cookie to find them,
One cookie to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.

This is the one cookie, forged in the fires of Mt. Doom by the hand of the Dark Lord Sauron himself."
2004-06-18 9:31:27 PM  
For God sakes, open the cookie doors! They're coming for us, it's our only way out! Oh my god, we're doomed!
2004-06-18 9:34:56 PM  
"It's not news, it's"
2004-06-18 9:35:32 PM  
"I've outlawed cookies. The bombing begins in five minutes."
2004-06-18 9:35:52 PM  
"... just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies
that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Cookies!"
2004-06-18 9:35:59 PM  
From my hubby:

"What is best in life?"

"To crush your cookies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
2004-06-18 9:36:54 PM  
Don't be afraid...I'm part of the cookie.

I will admit the possibility that I am Robert Porter, if you will admit the possibility that I am a cookie.

Two cookies enter, one cookie leaves!

You don't know the power of the dark side of the cookie!

But Hell doesn't always look like Hell, on a good day, it can look a lot like [a] cookie.
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