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(Fox 31 Denver)   Boy has rare condition that is turning him to stone. Family hopes Ser Jorah Mormont, Samwell Tarly can help   ( kdvr.com) divider line
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2018-05-17 08:16:09 AM  
Electric Light Orchestra - Turn To Stone (Audio)
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2018-05-17 08:35:38 AM  

gopher321: [YouTube video: Electric Light Orchestra - Turn To Stone (Audio)]

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My thought as well..
 
2018-05-17 08:39:00 AM  
don't throw it to stone hands
 
2018-05-17 09:07:59 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:08:48 AM  
Family hopes Ser Jorah Mormont, Friendzone, Samwell Tarly can help
 
2018-05-17 09:09:27 AM  
Yay for American Health Care...without it, we'd all be healthy as a horse (and still have money in our pockets)...
 
2018-05-17 09:10:29 AM  
I can't believe how brave he's being about it.  If this was me, I'd be petrified.
 
2018-05-17 09:12:06 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Family hopes Ser Jorah Mormont, Friendzone, Samwell Tarly can help


came her for this.
 
2018-05-17 09:13:14 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:15:12 AM  
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Wants to know how well the kid deals with exploding trains.
 
2018-05-17 09:17:00 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:18:51 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Family hopes Ser Jorah Mormont, Friendzone, Samwell Tarly can help


I don't know there is a high alert travel advisory from the State Department about traveling to Westeros. Something about a terrorist known as the Night King.
 
2018-05-17 09:21:45 AM  

gopher321: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/BDhJU_cN​CZE]

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*shakes tiny fist*
 
2018-05-17 09:23:15 AM  
Let's just hope no one burns him alive to appease the gods.
 
2018-05-17 09:23:29 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:27:52 AM  

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One of my favorite games when I was a little kid
 
2018-05-17 09:29:05 AM  

punkwrestler: Englebert Slaptyback: Family hopes Ser Jorah Mormont, Friendzone, Samwell Tarly can help

I don't know there is a high alert travel advisory from the State Department about traveling to Westeros. Something about a terrorist known as the Night King.


All airplanes grounded on account of dragons
 
2018-05-17 09:32:32 AM  

gopher321: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/BDhJU_cN​CZE]

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I see I am not needed here.

Carry on.
 
2018-05-17 09:34:16 AM  
Absolutely LOVE that journalism has been reduced to five sentences with zero details or supporting info.  Some smug fark wrote this in three seconds while sitting at a Starbucks and is patting themselves on that back for a job well done.
 
2018-05-17 09:37:41 AM  
In fairness it does link to another article written previously with more details.
 
2018-05-17 09:39:44 AM  
Just use Esuna, Gold Needle, or Soft, he'll be fine.

/Or Remedy, but only if there is only one party member left.
 
2018-05-17 09:40:17 AM  
Stannis Baratheon - You Are My Daughter - Princess Shireen - Game of Thrones Season 5
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This is one of the best scenes from GoT
 
2018-05-17 09:41:26 AM  
Bet he can't also get tips from The Rock.
 
2018-05-17 09:43:23 AM  
Ok, wtf was the point of that article?

What is the specific condition?  How exactly is it 'turning him to stone'?  Why are they trying to raise money if there isn't a cure?  Research?

It would be nice if these 'articles' had some farking content.
 
2018-05-17 09:47:34 AM  

Unmatched Brutality: Absolutely LOVE that journalism has been reduced to five sentences with zero details or supporting info.  Some smug fark wrote this in three seconds while sitting at a Starbucks and is patting themselves on that back for a job well done.


And probably didn't get paid enough for a refill...let alone get something as old-fashioned as "regular work hours" or "benefits"...

"This is my design."
- Hannibal Lecter
 
2018-05-17 09:48:04 AM  

GrogSmash: Ok, wtf was the point of that article?

What is the specific condition?  How exactly is it 'turning him to stone'?  Why are they trying to raise money if there isn't a cure?  Research?

It would be nice if these 'articles' had some farking content.


How much did you pay for it?

Content costs money.
 
2018-05-17 09:48:28 AM  

Unmatched Brutality: Absolutely LOVE that journalism has been reduced to five sentences with zero details or supporting info.  Some smug fark wrote this in three seconds while sitting at a Starbucks and is patting themselves on that back for a job well done.


What do you expect for $0.00001 per article click, journalism?
 
2018-05-17 09:51:35 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:56:07 AM  

GrogSmash: Ok, wtf was the point of that article?

What is the specific condition?  How exactly is it 'turning him to stone'?  Why are they trying to raise money if there isn't a cure?  Research?

It would be nice if these 'articles' had some farking content.


Perhaps the content produced by a television station might be presented in video form, and the text is merely a caption.

I know, I know,  crazy talk.
 
2018-05-17 09:56:14 AM  
Get him out of the sunlight and he'll be fine.
 
2018-05-17 09:57:50 AM  
In case anyone's curious but didn't have time to read the article, here's a summary:

DENVER -- One family says they are running out of time and options to help their son who suffers from a debilitating and rare skin condition.
Jaiden Rogers is slowly turning into stone.
Jaiden and his family are desperate for a miracle. They say they have only one option left, traveling out of the country to seek treatment for Jaiden.
They have established a GoFundMe page to raise money for his medical and travel expenses.
We first brought you the story of Jaiden two years ago.


Oh wait, that's the whole story.
 
2018-05-17 10:00:11 AM  

Unmatched Brutality: Absolutely LOVE that journalism has been reduced to five sentences with zero details or supporting info.  Some smug fark wrote this in three seconds while sitting at a Starbucks and is patting themselves on that back for a job well done.


It's a website for a tv station. It's not a newspaper. The article is the video, which contains details and supporting info. It's a website with links to the video news content that the station produces. This isn't rocket science internet.

There are a lot of things to complain and whine about in life. Don't look stupid while doing so.
 
2018-05-17 10:01:32 AM  
Because the journalists couldn't be bothered to write more than clickbait, here is what the kid apparently has, according to earlier articles:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stiff_s​k​in_syndrome
 
2018-05-17 10:02:45 AM  

durbnpoisn: Let's just hope no one burns him alive to appease the gods.



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2018-05-17 10:05:34 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: durbnpoisn: Let's just hope no one burns him alive to appease the gods.


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Pff, as if rocks burn.
 
2018-05-17 10:08:12 AM  

ltdanman44: [YouTube video: Stannis Baratheon - You Are My Daughter - Princess Shireen - Game of Thrones Season 5]

This is one of the best scenes from GoT


She should get Stannis something nice for father's day.
 
2018-05-17 10:10:37 AM  

howdoibegin: Unmatched Brutality: Absolutely LOVE that journalism has been reduced to five sentences with zero details or supporting info.  Some smug fark wrote this in three seconds while sitting at a Starbucks and is patting themselves on that back for a job well done.

It's a website for a tv station. It's not a newspaper. The article is the video, which contains details and supporting info. It's a website with links to the video news content that the station produces. This isn't rocket science internet.

There are a lot of things to complain and whine about in life. Don't look stupid while doing so.


There's also a link in the article to a previous story they did on the boy, that you can click on and read. You can also click on the GoFundMe link and read more.

Poor kid. He didn't have a very good start and it's just been shiat since.

Also, kind of sad his GoFundMe is only at $260.
 
2018-05-17 10:10:53 AM  
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2018-05-17 10:13:45 AM  
He had to turn around and look. He was told not to look.
 
2018-05-17 10:14:49 AM  

Sailing Starflower: ltdanman44: [YouTube video: Stannis Baratheon - You Are My Daughter - Princess Shireen - Game of Thrones Season 5]

This is one of the best scenes from GoT

She should get Stannis something nice for father's day.


Sears has these on sale.

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2018-05-17 10:15:57 AM  
Reminds me of a old 1957 sci-fi movie called, "The Monolith Monsters". Exposure to a meteorite turns people to stone.
 
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2018-05-17 10:17:19 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: don't throw it to stone hands


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What "Hands of Stone" may look like.
 
2018-05-17 10:21:41 AM  
He should not feel so all alone, though.
 
2018-05-17 10:25:25 AM  
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2018-05-17 10:32:45 AM  

Sailing Starflower: ltdanman44: [YouTube video: Stannis Baratheon - You Are My Daughter - Princess Shireen - Game of Thrones Season 5]

This is one of the best scenes from GoT

She should get Stannis something nice for father's day.


I always liked stannis for some reason.  ya he did some things god awful, but he was an interesting mix of power hungry and honorable.  Great character.
 
2018-05-17 10:34:04 AM  

Unmatched Brutality: Absolutely LOVE that journalism has been reduced to five sentences with zero details or supporting info.  Some smug fark wrote this in three seconds while sitting at a Starbucks and is patting themselves on that back for a job well done.


He probably didn't even buy anything.
 
2018-05-17 10:42:26 AM  
Hmm.. Might want to check under his house for Pyroviles.

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2018-05-17 10:52:03 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I can't believe how brave he's being about it.  If this was me, I'd be petrified.

Once he was afraid.

 
2018-05-17 10:53:10 AM  

ltdanman44: Sailing Starflower: ltdanman44: [YouTube video: Stannis Baratheon - You Are My Daughter - Princess Shireen - Game of Thrones Season 5]

This is one of the best scenes from GoT

She should get Stannis something nice for father's day.

I always liked stannis for some reason.  ya he did some things god awful, but he was an interesting mix of power hungry and honorable.  Great character.


I never really got 'power hungry' from him.  He wanted what was rightfully his since Robert had no true-born hiers.  He was the King, and damned near no-one gave a fark about it; they all wanted it for themselves... so he did what he thought was neccessary to claim it.

Overall, everything he did was based on his iron adherence to the law.  The law said he was King, so he set about securing the throne.  The law said smugglers got 'trimmed', so Davos of Flea Bottom got his fingers trimmed.  The law said he could reward good service, so said smuggler became Ser Davos Seawoth.
 
2018-05-17 10:53:28 AM  
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Youch- this is gonna take awhile...
 
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