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(Metro)   The answer to that age-old question, "Does Heinz put all the letters in a can of Alphabetti Spaghetti?" is....Yes they do   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2018-05-17 08:28:47 AM  
Family Guy - (S1xE6) oooooooooooo!
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2018-05-17 08:45:35 AM  
How do they distinguish the Ms from the Ws?
 
2018-05-17 08:47:02 AM  
Heinz has more than ketchup and 57?
 
2018-05-17 08:47:07 AM  
This is a lie.  They only do M's, not W's.
 
2018-05-17 08:47:13 AM  
Nice, but I'll onlly be truly impressed when they do it with the Chinese alphabet.
 
2018-05-17 08:47:55 AM  

Mad Scientist: How do they distinguish the Ms from the Ws?


The Ws doesn't have a urinal.
 
2018-05-17 08:49:08 AM  
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2018-05-17 08:49:42 AM  

anustart: Mad Scientist: How do they distinguish the Ms from the Ws?

The Ws doesn't have a urinal.


Heh! Nice.
 
2018-05-17 08:50:40 AM  

anustart: Mad Scientist: How do they distinguish the Ms from the Ws?

The Ws doesn't have a urinal.


What if the W self-identifies as an M?

/trans-Q(uestion)
 
2018-05-17 08:52:35 AM  
I hope they keep P out of the cans.
 
2018-05-17 08:52:42 AM  
I would pay good money for a couple cans of Welsh Alphabet Soup, just to prank some friends of mine.
 
2018-05-17 08:56:33 AM  
Most people don't have the opportunity to sit and count the letters because their toddlers are demanding food and they have to get it prepared.
 
2018-05-17 08:59:12 AM  

Mad Scientist: How do they distinguish the Ms from the Ws?


*australian typing detected*
 
2018-05-17 09:02:56 AM  
What impresses me the most is that he did not waste any of it.
 
2018-05-17 09:04:40 AM  
Is there an umlaut in the German version?
Chinese Alphabet spaghetti for the win.
 
2018-05-17 09:04:41 AM  
does anyone over the age of 5 really give a shiat? if you are an adult and still eating canned pasta, you must be some sort of total loser.
 
2018-05-17 09:09:58 AM  

some_beer_drinker: does anyone over the age of 5 really give a shiat? if you are an adult and still eating canned pasta, you must be some sort of total loser.


Sounds like you need another beer.
 
2018-05-17 09:13:24 AM  
WTF must it be like to have free time for something like that?
 
2018-05-17 09:15:31 AM  
Who the fark cares?

I need to know if Post puts all the letters in Alphabits!
 
2018-05-17 09:16:33 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Who the fark cares?

I need to know if Post puts all the letters in Alphabits!


Most of the time, yes, however for the holidays they change it up with No L.
 
2018-05-17 09:39:25 AM  

Chevello: WTF must it be like to have free time for something like that?


About the same as having free time for Fark, only not as culturally enriching.
 
2018-05-17 09:41:11 AM  
I had no idea Heinz made soup, let alone alphabet soup.

/Campbell's for me
//And Duke's mayo, not Hellman's.
///Seriously though, Heinz 'organic' ketchcup (no HFCS) tastes a lot better than kethcup with HFCS
 
2018-05-17 09:42:16 AM  
If I'm unable to spell out supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, it gets thrown out.

/ Kids crying in background.
// They'll thank me one day for my OCD.
 
2018-05-17 09:45:58 AM  
I love the internet

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2018-05-17 09:46:09 AM  
What I want to know is: using the letters from a single can, how many times can you spell the word "repeat."
 
2018-05-17 09:46:36 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:47:13 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:48:46 AM  

Albert911emt: Chevello: WTF must it be like to have free time for something like that?

About the same as having free time for Fark, only not as culturally enriching.


But it only takes a few seconds a few times a day to post some derp. Digging all the letters out of a can and arranging them in CDO approved rows and columns on a cutting bored requires a bigger commitment.
 
2018-05-17 09:58:01 AM  
Detailed, boring, long-winded report? Wife named Dierdre?
I immediately began reading his quotes in Michael Palin's milquetoast voice:
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2018-05-17 10:01:57 AM  
Chef Boyardee for the win!

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2018-05-17 10:02:21 AM  

Petite Mel: Detailed, boring, long-winded report? Wife named Dierdre?
I immediately began reading his quotes in Michael Palin's milquetoast voice:
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"Arthur Pewty! Are you a man, or a mouse?"

"Well, according to my alphaghettti, I'm a FLZOTTU."
 
2018-05-17 10:04:10 AM  
I hate to break it to you, but the lettering is sub-contracted.
 
2018-05-17 10:09:47 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I hate to break it to you, but the lettering is sub-contracted.


Probably made by 5-year-olds in Bangladesh.  They start in Kindergarten just making Spaghetti-Os and then graduate to Alphaghettti.
 
2018-05-17 10:17:42 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: Heinz has more than ketchup and 57?


Believe it or not, they had 57 varieties at one time.
 
2018-05-17 10:21:59 AM  
I tried this when I was stoned, could only make it to "D".
 
2018-05-17 10:35:19 AM  

anustart: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Who the fark cares?

I need to know if Post puts all the letters in Alphabits!

Most of the time, yes, however for the holidays they change it up with No L.


Well, they taste like L...
 
2018-05-17 10:35:32 AM  

some_beer_drinker: does anyone over the age of 5 really give a shiat? if you are an adult and still eating canned pasta, you must be some sort of total loser.


I dunno,. I figure as an adult who pays for the food I eat and is no longer at the whims of other in regards to it, I can pretty much eat what I damn well please and other adults may do so as well. YMMV.
 
2018-05-17 10:38:49 AM  
spaghetti
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2018-05-17 10:49:04 AM  

DedParrot: [Youtube GPXqhWy4WlE image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GPXqhWy4​WlE]


Note that after that day, they never openly address the fact that Lister banged the polymorph five times while it looked like Rimmer's mom.
 
2018-05-17 10:55:35 AM  
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2018-05-17 11:20:50 AM  
Do they only sell 7.9 oz cans in Hawaii?
 
2018-05-17 11:23:53 AM  
I dunno that "V" looks suspiciously like he pinched a "U", think there is some fraud going on here.
 
2018-05-17 11:55:49 AM  

Mad Scientist: How do they distinguish the Ms from the Ws?


They could replace the "W" with two "U"s (i.e. "Double U") to avoid the confusion between the "W"  and the "M". Problem solved. You're welcome.
 
2018-05-17 11:58:27 AM  
When Pat Sajak and Vanna White go to lunch together, I'v often wondered if he has a bowl of Alphagetti and she has a bowl of Alpha-Bet soup?
 
2018-05-17 12:19:40 PM  
Guy writes like he might be a tad slow
 
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