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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-06 to Sat 2018-05-12. Björnsson the strong, Howard the Duck, and Hawaiian Krakatoa
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-06 to Sat 2018-05-12:
Lizzie Borden took an ax, and gave her mother forty whacks. Now you can sleep in that same room, for $275 not including tax
Tinder Fire in Arizona swipes right on 33 homes
Man wanted for harassing moose. This sounds like a self-correcting problem
Oxford standoff between armed men, police and gunman, shows the importance of the Oxford Comma
The cloud is moving nearer still, Nuclear deal comes in view, Nuclear deal I blew, And Iran, Iran's so far away, I've gotta get away
Pedestrian fatalities skyrocket in U.S. as marijuana, texting increase and hold on a second, I have to take a right turn up here
You sunk my Blankenship
Hawaii working on its Krakatoa impression
So they just bombed Hawai'i? And you can fuel up across the sea? Take the long way home. Take the long way home
Holy Frith, have they called the Owsla?
I saw Unexpected Walruses open for Leaping Orcas in '86. I didn't know they were still together and touring
Someone designed a pair of leather BDSM headphones, but somehow neglected to name them 'Beats by mistress'
US gun deaths soaring in the past two years. Why, how did that happen? It's like all our thoughts and prayers mean nothing
If you don't give a bear a cubcake, he'll break the window of your car and take one. When he's finished eating the cubcake, he'll want another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another
"Volcano park's closed. Flying boulder out front shoulda told ya"
♪ Hello my baby / hello my honey / hello my ragtime gal / send me a kiss by wire / baby my heart's on fire ♪
Miami airport asks Orlando airport to prom. Of course, it probably won't work out, as they both have lots of baggage
Thief steals large valuable stamp collection. Suspect philately denies it
ESPN picks Booger
Baby, if you've ever wondered. Wondered, whatever became of me. I'm giving up home runs in Cincinnati. Cincinnati, what the hell happened to me
000 000 000 Canada
Tom Brady prepares for his career after football. Either figure skater, Vegas magician, or James Bond villain
Scientists secret science of seashell seeking surpasses simply selling seashells at seashores
"I'd like to break this. Do you have anything smaller?"
IBM chooses NC State for first IBM Quantum Computing Hub in North America. Location remains undetermined
GE announces monster 12 megawatt wind turbine - nearly as tall as the Eiffel Tower. I am a huge fan
Pop quiz, hotshot: What do kitty litter, lo mein and unicorn poop all have in common? If you said "They're all cupcakes," there's something wrong with you. I mean, they really ARE all cupcakes, but still
Björnsson, Strongest of his name
Calvin Harris and his girlfriend injured in car accident that could have been prevented with just an OONCE OONCE OONCE OONCE of caution
Disney wants a new Marvel franchise "beyond Avengers". I think we all know what this means: Howard the Duck II
The latest AI threat is a computer trying to reveal 'Game of Thrones' spoilers
Republicans fear that the West Virginia Senate primary next week is coming down to a Roy Moore redux. Judge Moore offended, claims never to have had a taste for dead minors
House Intel Democrats preparing to release thousands of the Russian linked Facebook ads used during the election. I don't see why, 62 million people have already seen them and the election is already over
Climate change is such an insidious hoax that no one wants to buy houses in a floodplain anymore
Donnie: Hey, Bob, I'm busy. I got this whole presidentin' going on. Can we just send you the answers to your stupid and totally false and untrue questions? Mueller: No. Next question
Senator Hatch to Senator McCain: "Hey, it's your funeral"
GOP: Tax and spend Pelosi will raise taxes. WHARRGARBL. Pelosi: "Accurate"
"Debates in our country should be informed by facts, especially debates that have proven to be divisive" and other incoherent ramblings from B Obama
Two Pence, none the richer
Blind squirrels find Korean nuts
Anti-Gay Pastor Beats Off Republican Incumbent in North Carolina Primary
Shh. Be very quiet and crouch down behind this thicket as we observe the rarest of God's creatures: a question headline to which the answer is 'yes.'
"Mike Flynn took our money," claims (A) Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak, (B) Turkish leader Recep Erdoğan, (C) Rapper Ice Cube. Wait... it's always C, right? So how can it be C? Ok, what the fark, people?
AT&T's bribe was to get the merger through. Stupid Watergate, meet Stupid Tea Pot Dome and Idiot Iran Contra
Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two, the E-Musk man, oh the E-Musk man can
You should be aware Cognizant's first-quarter revenue was up 10%
Could your next job interview be with a robot? Wasn't your last one?
Clinical study dispute leads to the phrase "10,000 unsuspecting gynecologists," which is subby's Natalie Merchant speed-punk cover band
I think, in this world, we build too many walls between us and not nearly enough moats filled with gasoline
Sanders. Lying. 3:30 EDT. Whatever
"He's dead, Jim." -Dr. McCoy. "Well, that depends on whether you look in the box or not." -Erwin Schrödinger. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, dubious mortality edition
Everything you wanted to know about rhubarb, the Bitcoin of the vegetable world
This week in the semi-occasional Saturday Morning Book Club, we present a bit of a dilemma: your boss is about to be stranded on a desert island...what one book would you want your boss to have?
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