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(Major League Baseball)   Most pitchers would worry about taking a 102 MPH comebacker to the gut. Bartolo Colon is not most pitchers   ( mlb.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 10:19:31 PM  
big sexy putting his body on the line
 
2018-05-17 04:22:57 AM  
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This card goes for $40.
 
2018-05-17 04:32:32 AM  
In 2012 he threw 38 consecutive strikes during a game and that is the most strikes thrown in a row since 1988.
 
2018-05-17 04:37:51 AM  
Better 102 off the gut than 89 off the noggin.
 
2018-05-17 05:07:30 AM  
While this guy was never "great", his ability to keep performing at such a high level at his age is enough for me to say put him in the hall some day.
 
2018-05-17 05:32:56 AM  
Guy punches Fat Guy in Stomach
Youtube Mn_gOxxomUU
 
2018-05-17 06:04:58 AM  
That nearly made him a semi-colon.
 
2018-05-17 06:36:40 AM  
Sounds like the guy ate his Colon Blow.
 
2018-05-17 06:59:26 AM  
Another thing  to add to the list that would hospitalize me if it happened to me.
 
2018-05-17 07:21:34 AM  

Hoopy Frood: Better 102 off the gut than 89 off the noggin.


Or whatever speed pitch nearly crushed one of Molina's gonads.
 
2018-05-17 08:14:37 AM  
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2018-05-17 09:01:50 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Hoopy Frood: Better 102 off the gut than 89 off the noggin.

Or whatever speed pitch nearly crushed one of Molina's gonads.


Gonads... And strife?
 
2018-05-17 09:24:23 AM  
Hell, he's still at 90% power after that blow. To take down the Boss, you gotta bury five more of those into his gut, then charge him while punching ⬆⬆ABAB⬆⬆ in rapid succession for the Marichal finisher. Too slow, and he puts you in the Ryan noogylock, and you have to live out your days as a second-rate manager.
 
2018-05-17 10:13:49 AM  

biggamehickman: While this guy was never "great", his ability to keep performing at such a high level at his age is enough for me to say put him in the hall some day.


If Jamie Moyer goes first, sure.
 
2018-05-17 10:29:04 AM  

biggamehickman: While this guy was never "great", his ability to keep performing at such a high level at his age is enough for me to say put him in the hall some day.


The failed drug test might hurt his chances, but when they inevitably let Ortiz in, I suppose they'll have to let the other known users in
 
2018-05-17 10:57:43 AM  
He outlasted the Astrodome.  A line drive is nothing.
 
2018-05-17 11:24:14 AM  

Rustico: He outlasted the Astrodome.  A line drive is nothing.


too bad the rangers don't play atlanta this year, they have both current players born after colon debuted - acuna and soroka, with albies also born in 1997
 
2018-05-17 02:22:14 PM  
Still a necessary video to post

Colon makes a superb behind-the-back play
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2018-05-17 03:12:18 PM  
His BMI is probably comparable to that of most pitchers (if you added them all up).
 
2018-05-17 05:45:33 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: UNC_Samurai: Hoopy Frood: Better 102 off the gut than 89 off the noggin.

Or whatever speed pitch nearly crushed one of Molina's gonads.

Gonads... And strife?


And...Weeeeeeeee!
 
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