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(Deadspin)   Horton, here's a poo   ( theconcourse.deadspin.com) divider line
    More: Repeat, Tim Hortons, Tim Hortons employees, British Columbia, sped-up LiveLeak video, Abbotsford, British Columbia, Langley, British Columbia, Mission, British Columbia, deliberate crapping  
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2018-05-16 09:03:29 PM  
24 votes:
Boo, subby! You stole the headline from a comment in the Deadspin article. Hang your head in shame! Boo, I say!
2018-05-16 09:09:28 PM  
7 votes:

fluffy_pope: [img.fark.net image 311x240]
out yourself, Subby!


Headline was stolen from the comments.

/just sayin'
2018-05-16 09:30:14 PM  
6 votes:
WOW! I have a hard time dropping a deuce in a public restroom with a closed door. The levels of DNGAF in this one must have reached 9000!
2018-05-16 09:15:13 PM  
6 votes:
Boo! Ripped word for word.
fek [TotalFark]
2018-05-16 09:14:01 PM  
6 votes:

aremmes: Boo, subby! You stole the headline from a comment in the Deadspin article. Hang your head in shame! Boo, I say!


yes yes

*points at subby*

BOO THIS MAN AND/OR WOMAN!!!
2018-05-16 09:20:52 PM  
5 votes:

lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.


If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.
2018-05-16 09:08:39 PM  
5 votes:
Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.
2018-05-16 05:20:07 PM  
5 votes:

Dumski: Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.


We have a REPEAT tag for a reason. This is one of those reasons
2018-05-16 04:35:21 PM  
5 votes:
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out yourself, Subby!
2018-05-16 04:34:53 PM  
5 votes:
Damn man, Canadians are intense.
2018-05-16 09:28:06 PM  
3 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Dumski: Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.

We have a REPEAT tag for a reason. This is one of those reasons


To shamelessly rip off one of the comments from the article?

Weak sauce, subby
2018-05-16 09:25:05 PM  
3 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.


That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...
2018-05-16 09:24:19 PM  
3 votes:
I could never poop on command like that, impressive.
2018-05-16 09:03:30 PM  
3 votes:
What's her Fark handle?
2018-05-16 04:45:02 PM  
3 votes:
Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.
2018-05-16 09:48:41 PM  
2 votes:

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: I wonder if she can always shiat on demand, or only when the shiatuation demands it.


FIFY
2018-05-16 09:32:29 PM  
2 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...

Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.


I can't imagine a Tim's blocking someone from the bathroom unless they knew her and wanted her out right from the start. It's even rare in Canada to need a key at a gas station, let alone a restaurant.
2018-05-16 09:09:17 PM  
2 votes:
You should never shiat furiously you could pop something.

/like a blood vessel or your o-ring
2018-05-16 09:05:09 PM  
2 votes:
Probably the only thing made fresh in-store that day.

/Shamelessly stolen from /r/vancouver
2018-05-16 09:54:44 PM  
1 vote:
Monkey move
2018-05-16 09:48:20 PM  
1 vote:

HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...

Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.


I don't know... The neighborhood matters. Here in SLC, the nearer you get to downtown, where the homeless tend to hang out, and the more likely the place will have a locked bathroom. Hell, we have a convenience store downtown that actually has a full time security guard, so maybe it's like that, in a sketchy part of town. Because then you get homeless people locking themselves in the bathroom and basically taking showers in the sink, I've heard of that happening before.
2018-05-16 09:36:49 PM  
1 vote:

Russ1642: HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...

Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.

I can't imagine a Tim's blocking someone from the bathroom unless they knew her and wanted her out right from the start. It's even rare in Canada to need a key at a gas station, let alone a restaurant.


Apparently she is a well known junkie and this Tim's had previously thrown her out for harassing customers.
2018-05-16 09:31:35 PM  
1 vote:
The best thing about pooping (as a married father of two) is that I have an acceptable reason to lock the door between me and the rest of the family for a short period of time while I read or play a game on my phone.

The woman in this article TOTALLY wasted a perfect opportunity.
2018-05-16 09:27:31 PM  
1 vote:

Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...


Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.
2018-05-16 09:07:23 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, yeah!
You gotta get schwifty.
You gotta get schwifty in here.
It's time to get schwifty.
Oh-oh.
You gotta get schwifty.
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your panties.
shiat on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here
Gotta shiat on the floor
2018-05-16 09:05:29 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know...The actual headline had me cackling unhealthily. Can't bring myself to watch the video until I've calmed down a bit.
2018-05-16 09:04:23 PM  
1 vote:
D:
2018-05-16 09:04:17 PM  
1 vote:
Way better than my headline, subby. Kudos!

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2018-05-16 08:36:03 PM  
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