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(Deadspin)   Horton, here's a poo   ( theconcourse.deadspin.com) divider line
    More: Repeat, Tim Hortons, Tim Hortons employees, British Columbia, sped-up LiveLeak video, Abbotsford, British Columbia, Langley, British Columbia, Mission, British Columbia, deliberate crapping  
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2018-05-16 09:36:49 PM  

Russ1642: HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...

Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.

I can't imagine a Tim's blocking someone from the bathroom unless they knew her and wanted her out right from the start. It's even rare in Canada to need a key at a gas station, let alone a restaurant.


Apparently she is a well known junkie and this Tim's had previously thrown her out for harassing customers.
 
2018-05-16 09:37:16 PM  
They had me at shiatting Furiously! Who does Number 2 work for?
 
2018-05-16 09:37:41 PM  
shiatty...
 
2018-05-16 09:48:20 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...

Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.


I don't know... The neighborhood matters. Here in SLC, the nearer you get to downtown, where the homeless tend to hang out, and the more likely the place will have a locked bathroom. Hell, we have a convenience store downtown that actually has a full time security guard, so maybe it's like that, in a sketchy part of town. Because then you get homeless people locking themselves in the bathroom and basically taking showers in the sink, I've heard of that happening before.
 
2018-05-16 09:48:41 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: I wonder if she can always shiat on demand, or only when the shiatuation demands it.


FIFY
 
2018-05-16 09:49:32 PM  

Mikey1969: stuhayes2010: I could never poop on command like that, impressive.

Yeah, If I were able to drop a deuce that on demand, it would be because I wasn't feeling well, and it wouldn't be that well formed...


I think it was more like the deuce demanded to be dropped.  She had to shiat.  Furiously.  All she wanted was to use the bathroom, and they said no.  So she warned them she's about to shiat right there, and they called her bluff.  Or the deuce's bluff.

/the furious shiatter
//I haven't heard that name in decades
 
2018-05-16 09:51:24 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: I wonder if she can always shiat on demand, or only when the situation demands it.


Asking for a friend?
 
2018-05-16 09:51:46 PM  
Sometimes, when you are feeling excessively strained, shiat happens.

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2018-05-16 09:54:12 PM  

StanleyPuff: The best thing about pooping (as a married father of two) is that I have an acceptable reason to lock the door between me and the rest of the family for a short period of time while I read or play a game on my phone.

The woman in this article TOTALLY wasted a perfect opportunity.


I don't think she was in the mood to read or play games at that moment. ;)
 
2018-05-16 09:54:44 PM  
Monkey move
 
2018-05-16 09:56:06 PM  
Not this shiat again..
 
2018-05-16 09:56:40 PM  

8 inches: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: I wonder if she can always shiat on demand, or only when the shiatuation demands it.

FIFY


Appreciate that, but what needed fixing was using the word "demand" twice. Very disappointed in myself.

/ we're working without a net / edit feature here
 
2018-05-16 09:59:34 PM  

BlueBox: HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...

Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.

Same here.  I normally go to the bathroom to wash my hands before ordering.  I don't want keys that have been poo handled all day.  It's like that Starbuck's thread about them asking to use the restroom.  Everyone I've been in you just go inside and walk there without any interaction with the staff.  You come back and place your order.  It's not difficult around here.


Everyone?
 
2018-05-16 10:01:06 PM  
In her defense she did yell "Sorry" as she ran out the door
 
2018-05-16 10:01:50 PM  

Boo_Guy: You should never shiat furiously you could pop something.

/like a blood vessel or your o-ring


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2018-05-16 10:02:34 PM  
Furious shiat story, bro:

I was driving a buddy home from a gaming session when he gasped and said, "Exit here!  Now!"  So I pulled a hard right and got off the freeway (CA-134 in Glendale), and he said "Grocery store, there!"  And so we went.

"What the hell, B?"

"That hot sauce is working."  He had sat at the table and over the course of five or six hours, consumed like 10 Del Taco Inferno hot sauces, by sucking on the packets.

He didn't wait for the car to stop, he launched out the door and into the store.  I caught up with him later and he related the following interaction:

A clerk is mopping the floor.  "We're closed," he said.

"I have to use the bathroom."  He's sweating now.

"We're closed."

"You don't understand, if I don't get to a bathroon RIGHT NOW, I'm going to shiat on the floor RIGHT HERE."

"Thru the back, up the stairs, straight ahead."

"Thank you," doppler shifted to subsonic.

This clerk made the right choice.  B is 6'6", like 375lb, and built like Shrek.
 
2018-05-16 10:27:41 PM  
Despite all my rage I am still throwing poo at this minimum wage cashier? ... It just doesn't flow...
 
2018-05-17 03:25:09 AM  
At least it wasn't a firetruck.
 
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