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(Deadspin)   Horton, here's a poo   ( theconcourse.deadspin.com) divider line
    More: Repeat, Tim Hortons, Tim Hortons employees, British Columbia, sped-up LiveLeak video, Abbotsford, British Columbia, Langley, British Columbia, Mission, British Columbia, deliberate crapping  
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2018-05-16 04:34:53 PM  
Damn man, Canadians are intense.
 
2018-05-16 04:35:21 PM  
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out yourself, Subby!
 
2018-05-16 04:45:02 PM  
Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.
 
2018-05-16 05:16:36 PM  
It's new to me, and F*cking hilarious!!
 
2018-05-16 05:20:07 PM  

Dumski: Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.


We have a REPEAT tag for a reason. This is one of those reasons
 
2018-05-16 08:36:03 PM  
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2018-05-16 09:02:52 PM  
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2018-05-16 09:03:29 PM  
Boo, subby! You stole the headline from a comment in the Deadspin article. Hang your head in shame! Boo, I say!
 
2018-05-16 09:03:30 PM  
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2018-05-16 09:03:30 PM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
2018-05-16 09:03:41 PM  
Horton hatches a turd
 
2018-05-16 09:04:17 PM  
Way better than my headline, subby. Kudos!

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2018-05-16 09:04:23 PM  
D:
 
2018-05-16 09:04:47 PM  

you are a puppet: Horton hatches a turd


Oh wait that makes no sense because the woman isn't named Horton
BAH
 
2018-05-16 09:04:59 PM  
Looks like she had poutine last night.
 
2018-05-16 09:05:09 PM  
Probably the only thing made fresh in-store that day.

/Shamelessly stolen from /r/vancouver
 
2018-05-16 09:05:29 PM  
I don't know...The actual headline had me cackling unhealthily. Can't bring myself to watch the video until I've calmed down a bit.
 
2018-05-16 09:06:07 PM  
Umm... uh.. that was weird.
 
2018-05-16 09:07:23 PM  
Oh, yeah!
You gotta get schwifty.
You gotta get schwifty in here.
It's time to get schwifty.
Oh-oh.
You gotta get schwifty.
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your panties.
shiat on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here
Gotta shiat on the floor
 
2018-05-16 09:08:39 PM  
Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.
 
2018-05-16 09:09:16 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: What's her Fark handle?


Scheisse_mit_Reisse
 
2018-05-16 09:09:17 PM  
You should never shiat furiously you could pop something.

/like a blood vessel or your o-ring
 
2018-05-16 09:09:28 PM  

fluffy_pope: [img.fark.net image 311x240]
out yourself, Subby!


Headline was stolen from the comments.

/just sayin'
 
2018-05-16 09:09:50 PM  

lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.


That's why Tim Horton's should have a ball pit like McDonalds.

/Don't look at me like that
//I know you shat in the ball pit
 
2018-05-16 09:10:06 PM  
How did a dog get up here?
 
2018-05-16 09:11:07 PM  

Boo_Guy: You should never shiat furiously you could pop something.

/like a blood vessel or your o-ring


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2018-05-16 09:12:28 PM  
¡Subby, eres un magnífico bastardo!
 
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2018-05-16 09:14:01 PM  

aremmes: Boo, subby! You stole the headline from a comment in the Deadspin article. Hang your head in shame! Boo, I say!


yes yes

*points at subby*

BOO THIS MAN AND/OR WOMAN!!!
 
2018-05-16 09:15:10 PM  

Dumski: Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.


This makes number 2.
 
2018-05-16 09:15:13 PM  
Boo! Ripped word for word.
 
2018-05-16 09:15:45 PM  
Wow, she actually picked up that turd and flung it. Amazing.
 
2018-05-16 09:15:50 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Boo_Guy: You should never shiat furiously you could pop something.

/like a blood vessel or your o-ring

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Pic that came to my mind was
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but while it is a furious shiat he's not really furious himself, not yet anyway.
 
2018-05-16 09:16:39 PM  

lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.


Yea but she was crackhead skinny, I mean how big could her shiats be.

*watches video again*

Huh. Impressive.
 
2018-05-16 09:17:12 PM  
I wonder if she can always shiat on demand, or only when the situation demands it.
 
2018-05-16 09:20:52 PM  

lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.


If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.
 
2018-05-16 09:21:00 PM  
There is no pixelation in this sped-up LiveLeak video. You are going to see everything that this woman, full of rage and previously turds, does to forever sully the floor of this Tim Hortons located in Langley, British Columbia

Uh, I'm really not.
 
2018-05-16 09:21:11 PM  
"Full of rage and previously turds..."

Lol
 
2018-05-16 09:21:16 PM  
I've done a little forensic work in my day so I put my skills to work and I believe I've identified our perp.
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2018-05-16 09:21:58 PM  
The absolute best part is that she wiped afterwards. Apparently hygiene matters to her.

Well, except for the part where she picked it up with her bare hands.
 
2018-05-16 09:24:19 PM  
I could never poop on command like that, impressive.
 
2018-05-16 09:25:05 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.


That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...
 
2018-05-16 09:25:36 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: I wonder if she can always shiat on demand, or only when the situation demands it.


i can. usually not on the floor. well...sometimes. depends on my mood.
 
2018-05-16 09:27:31 PM  

Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...


Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.
 
2018-05-16 09:28:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Dumski: Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.

We have a REPEAT tag for a reason. This is one of those reasons


To shamelessly rip off one of the comments from the article?

Weak sauce, subby
 
2018-05-16 09:30:14 PM  
WOW! I have a hard time dropping a deuce in a public restroom with a closed door. The levels of DNGAF in this one must have reached 9000!
 
2018-05-16 09:30:29 PM  
Who poos like that?  Even my dog doesn't poo that fast.
 
2018-05-16 09:31:22 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...

Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.


Same here.  I normally go to the bathroom to wash my hands before ordering.  I don't want keys that have been poo handled all day.  It's like that Starbuck's thread about them asking to use the restroom.  Everyone I've been in you just go inside and walk there without any interaction with the staff.  You come back and place your order.  It's not difficult around here.
 
2018-05-16 09:31:35 PM  
The best thing about pooping (as a married father of two) is that I have an acceptable reason to lock the door between me and the rest of the family for a short period of time while I read or play a game on my phone.

The woman in this article TOTALLY wasted a perfect opportunity.
 
2018-05-16 09:32:29 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...

Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.


I can't imagine a Tim's blocking someone from the bathroom unless they knew her and wanted her out right from the start. It's even rare in Canada to need a key at a gas station, let alone a restaurant.
 
2018-05-16 09:33:09 PM  

stuhayes2010: I could never poop on command like that, impressive.


Yeah, If I were able to drop a deuce that on demand, it would be because I wasn't feeling well, and it wouldn't be that well formed...
 
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