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(Deadspin)   Horton, here's a poo   ( theconcourse.deadspin.com) divider line
    More: Repeat, Tim Hortons, Tim Hortons employees, British Columbia, sped-up LiveLeak video, Abbotsford, British Columbia, Langley, British Columbia, Mission, British Columbia, deliberate crapping  
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5 days ago  
Damn man, Canadians are intense.
 
5 days ago  
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out yourself, Subby!
 
5 days ago  
Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.
 
5 days ago  
It's new to me, and F*cking hilarious!!
 
5 days ago  

Dumski: Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.


We have a REPEAT tag for a reason. This is one of those reasons
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Boo, subby! You stole the headline from a comment in the Deadspin article. Hang your head in shame! Boo, I say!
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
What's her Fark handle?
 
4 days ago  
Horton hatches a turd
 
4 days ago  
Way better than my headline, subby. Kudos!

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4 days ago  
D:
 
4 days ago  

you are a puppet: Horton hatches a turd


Oh wait that makes no sense because the woman isn't named Horton
BAH
 
4 days ago  
Looks like she had poutine last night.
 
4 days ago  
Probably the only thing made fresh in-store that day.

/Shamelessly stolen from /r/vancouver
 
4 days ago  
I don't know...The actual headline had me cackling unhealthily. Can't bring myself to watch the video until I've calmed down a bit.
 
4 days ago  
Umm... uh.. that was weird.
 
4 days ago  
Oh, yeah!
You gotta get schwifty.
You gotta get schwifty in here.
It's time to get schwifty.
Oh-oh.
You gotta get schwifty.
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your panties.
shiat on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here
Gotta shiat on the floor
 
4 days ago  
Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.
 
4 days ago  

Keyser_Soze_Death: What's her Fark handle?


Scheisse_mit_Reisse
 
4 days ago  
You should never shiat furiously you could pop something.

/like a blood vessel or your o-ring
 
4 days ago  

fluffy_pope: [img.fark.net image 311x240]
out yourself, Subby!


Headline was stolen from the comments.

/just sayin'
 
4 days ago  

lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.


That's why Tim Horton's should have a ball pit like McDonalds.

/Don't look at me like that
//I know you shat in the ball pit
 
4 days ago  
How did a dog get up here?
 
4 days ago  

Boo_Guy: You should never shiat furiously you could pop something.

/like a blood vessel or your o-ring


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4 days ago  
¡Subby, eres un magnífico bastardo!
 
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4 days ago  

aremmes: Boo, subby! You stole the headline from a comment in the Deadspin article. Hang your head in shame! Boo, I say!


yes yes

*points at subby*

BOO THIS MAN AND/OR WOMAN!!!
 
4 days ago  

Dumski: Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.


This makes number 2.
 
4 days ago  
Boo! Ripped word for word.
 
4 days ago  
Wow, she actually picked up that turd and flung it. Amazing.
 
4 days ago  

cowgirl toffee: Boo_Guy: You should never shiat furiously you could pop something.

/like a blood vessel or your o-ring

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Pic that came to my mind was
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but while it is a furious shiat he's not really furious himself, not yet anyway.
 
4 days ago  

lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.


Yea but she was crackhead skinny, I mean how big could her shiats be.

*watches video again*

Huh. Impressive.
 
4 days ago  
I wonder if she can always shiat on demand, or only when the situation demands it.
 
4 days ago  

lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.


If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.
 
4 days ago  
There is no pixelation in this sped-up LiveLeak video. You are going to see everything that this woman, full of rage and previously turds, does to forever sully the floor of this Tim Hortons located in Langley, British Columbia

Uh, I'm really not.
 
4 days ago  
"Full of rage and previously turds..."

Lol
 
4 days ago  
I've done a little forensic work in my day so I put my skills to work and I believe I've identified our perp.
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4 days ago  
The absolute best part is that she wiped afterwards. Apparently hygiene matters to her.

Well, except for the part where she picked it up with her bare hands.
 
4 days ago  
I could never poop on command like that, impressive.
 
4 days ago  

HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.


That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...
 
4 days ago  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: I wonder if she can always shiat on demand, or only when the situation demands it.


i can. usually not on the floor. well...sometimes. depends on my mood.
 
4 days ago  

Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...


Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.
 
4 days ago  

scottydoesntknow: Dumski: Aww, shiat. Another thread got greenlit for this story.
Well done subby! Funnier headline.

We have a REPEAT tag for a reason. This is one of those reasons


To shamelessly rip off one of the comments from the article?

Weak sauce, subby
 
4 days ago  
WOW! I have a hard time dropping a deuce in a public restroom with a closed door. The levels of DNGAF in this one must have reached 9000!
 
4 days ago  
Who poos like that?  Even my dog doesn't poo that fast.
 
4 days ago  

HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...

Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.


Same here.  I normally go to the bathroom to wash my hands before ordering.  I don't want keys that have been poo handled all day.  It's like that Starbuck's thread about them asking to use the restroom.  Everyone I've been in you just go inside and walk there without any interaction with the staff.  You come back and place your order.  It's not difficult around here.
 
4 days ago  
The best thing about pooping (as a married father of two) is that I have an acceptable reason to lock the door between me and the rest of the family for a short period of time while I read or play a game on my phone.

The woman in this article TOTALLY wasted a perfect opportunity.
 
4 days ago  

HMS_Blinkin: Mikey1969: HMS_Blinkin: lostcat: Ok, so I'm guessing they wouldn't let her use the toilet without buying something first. I mean, eventually this is going to happen when you have a policy like that. But I get it... You can't let just anybody wreck your bathroom.

If you're that desperate, you don't ask permission. You run right into the bathroom and get in a stall. If they get mad, what can they do? They can't put the poo back once it's out.

That's cool , except when it's the kind of place where you have to get the key from someone at the counter...

Is that true at a place like Tim Hortons? Serious question; I've never experienced that at a fast food place. They always have open bathrooms in my experience. Only gas stations make you get a key.  Maybe it's different in Canada, I don't know.


I can't imagine a Tim's blocking someone from the bathroom unless they knew her and wanted her out right from the start. It's even rare in Canada to need a key at a gas station, let alone a restaurant.
 
4 days ago  

stuhayes2010: I could never poop on command like that, impressive.


Yeah, If I were able to drop a deuce that on demand, it would be because I wasn't feeling well, and it wouldn't be that well formed...
 
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