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(Bleacher Report)   25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then   ( bleacherreport.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, High school, Dallas Morning News, High School, Hillcrest High School, 17-year-old Hurricane Harvey, School district, Sidney Bouvier Gilstrap-Portley, Skyline High School  
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2018-05-16 04:22:06 PM  
"Dating" that 14 yr old girl could be a problem for him.
 
2018-05-16 04:26:05 PM  
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2018-05-16 04:51:05 PM  
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2018-05-16 05:01:22 PM  
Jon Cryer?
 
2018-05-16 05:51:26 PM  

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"You look much older, are you really only 17?"

"Marry me!"
 
2018-05-16 05:57:52 PM  
I was two months shy of my 26th birthday when I got carded to get into an R rated movie.  True story.  That's why I decided to go with the mirror universe Myk-El look after that.  Oddly, it never occurred to me I could re-enroll in high school with that baby face.  Probably because HS sucked so much the first time.
 
2018-05-16 06:11:54 PM  
Sidney Bouvier Gilstrap-Portley

he could've made up a more believable name while he was at it
 
2018-05-16 06:12:06 PM  
Perp to cops: "Um, I really liked their history classes, yeah that's it!".

Couldn't wait for high school to end, it felt like a repetition of junior high stuff I'd already learned, just with more tests.
 
2018-05-16 06:22:20 PM  

Myk-House of El: I was two months shy of my 26th birthday when I got carded to get into an R rated movie.  True story.  That's why I decided to go with the mirror universe Myk-El look after that.  Oddly, it never occurred to me I could re-enroll in high school with that baby face.  Probably because HS sucked so much the first time.


I'm 48 years old, and still get carded for booze on occasion...

/CSB
 
2018-05-16 06:37:24 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Sidney Bouvier Gilstrap-Portley

he could've made up a more believable name while he was at it


That is his actual name, he used the fake name of Raushan Johnson, as I recall. Oh, and he was ratted out by his *original* HS coach, who recognized him and a tournament, and informed his *new* HS coach of the situation.
 
2018-05-16 06:44:16 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Dead for Tax Reasons: Sidney Bouvier Gilstrap-Portley

he could've made up a more believable name while he was at it

That is his actual name, he used the fake name of Raushan Johnson, as I recall. Oh, and he was ratted out by his *original* HS coach, who recognized him and a tournament, and informed his *new* HS coach of the situation.


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2018-05-16 06:45:20 PM  

buckeyebrain: Myk-House of El: I was two months shy of my 26th birthday when I got carded to get into an R rated movie.  True story.  That's why I decided to go with the mirror universe Myk-El look after that.  Oddly, it never occurred to me I could re-enroll in high school with that baby face.  Probably because HS sucked so much the first time.

I'm 48 years old, and still get carded for booze on occasion...

/CSB


I'd have to dye my hair in addition to shaving to even think about that happening now.  WAY too much gray these days.  But I do have a decent amount of hair so I have that going for me.

/Will turn 45 this year.
 
2018-05-16 06:52:02 PM  

Myk-House of El: I was two months shy of my 26th birthday when I got carded to get into an R rated movie.  True story.  That's why I decided to go with the mirror universe Myk-El look after that.  Oddly, it never occurred to me I could re-enroll in high school with that baby face.  Probably because HS sucked so much the first time.


In high school and right afterwards while working at a convenience store I'd deliberately card hot chicks I figured were 30-35ish because they practically had orgasms when carded. I always figured I'd get a Dear Penthouse letter out of it when they thanked me in the bathroom but somehow that plan never did succeed.

So, yeah, some high school chick wanted your junk. Or dude, one or the other.
 
2018-05-16 07:18:34 PM  
I knew a guy that turned 21 during his senior year of high school. He was stupid and kept getting set back. They kicked him out when he turned 21 because there's a rule that says you can't go to regular high school at that age, you have to enroll in adult night school courses.
 
2018-05-16 07:29:15 PM  
WoodyHayes:  In high school and right afterwards while working at a convenience store I'd deliberately card hot chicks I figured were 30-35ish because they practically had orgasms when carded. I always figured I'd get a Dear Penthouse letter out of it when they thanked me in the bathroom but somehow that plan never did succeed.

So, yeah, some high school chick wanted your junk. Or dude, one or the other.


Oh, were it that interesting.  I doubt it was the case.  The movie happened to be American Pie and there was no small amount of hand-wringing about the sexual subject matter and under age kids getting in.  I suspect they were under order to double check any borderline case.
 
2018-05-16 08:22:52 PM  
I'm 60 and got asked for ID to buy rolling papers.  It didn't go well.
 
2018-05-16 10:27:56 PM  
This happened at my high school. The dude showed up, told everyone he was Steven Spielberg's nephew, and was parking his BMW in the principal's parking spot and his meat in some 15 year old Catholic girl. I had graduated by that point, but my sister knew the kid. Everyone did, he didn't hide.

Reading the story now, it's remarkable that he used Trump's method of calling people and pretending to be someone working for him (John Barron, for example) to make it work. And work it did... until they convicted him of possession child porn.
 
2018-05-16 10:33:59 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: And work it did... until they convicted him of possession child porn.


I stand corrected, there was a charge for child porn but no conviction. Man time makes your memory hazy.
 
2018-05-16 11:01:06 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: And work it did... until they convicted him of possession child porn.

I stand corrected, there was a charge for child porn but no conviction. Man time makes your memory hazy.


Man time usually just drains my energy. Weed time hazes the memory.
 
2018-05-17 01:48:38 AM  

ClavellBCMI: Dead for Tax Reasons: Sidney Bouvier Gilstrap-Portley

he could've made up a more believable name while he was at it

That is his actual name, he used the fake name of Raushan Johnson, as I recall. Oh, and he was ratted out by his *original* HS coach, who recognized him and a tournament, and informed his *new* HS coach of the situation.


he had to use a fake name, not only for the playing high school baseball thing, but because in Texas it's a felony to be named Sidney Bouvier Gilstrap-Portley.
 
2018-05-17 09:18:31 AM  

CruiserTwelve: I knew a guy that turned 21 during his senior year of high school. He was stupid and kept getting set back. They kicked him out when he turned 21 because there's a rule that says you can't go to regular high school at that age, you have to enroll in adult night school courses.


So, how long has this guy been a cop then?

/kidding...mostly
//too many forces would hire a guy like that tho
 
2018-05-17 12:36:44 PM  
But what was his GPA?
 
2018-05-17 01:35:38 PM  
We had a 19-year-old "transfer" from Oakland Public schools who played JV football.  Was like a cross between Earl Campbell and Barry Sanders.  Had to forfeit the games he played
 
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