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(Deadspin)   Pooping on the floor and flinging it at the counter staff probably won't get you your donuts any faster. Probably   ( theconcourse.deadspin.com) divider line
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4432 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2018 at 3:05 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-05-16 02:54:31 PM  
I was wondering what Mom has been up to.
 
2018-05-16 02:59:32 PM  
Fark you, subby...
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2018-05-16 03:01:01 PM  
I would have shot her.
 
2018-05-16 03:01:06 PM  
Tony Robbins has led me astray again!
 
2018-05-16 03:05:32 PM  
That was an awfully shiatty thing for her to do.
 
2018-05-16 03:06:31 PM  
Sorry, Officer. You'll still have to wait. Same as anyone else.
 
2018-05-16 03:06:44 PM  
Bwahaha wow!!! that is one cray cray soccer mom. Jfc.
/not a good day to order the chocolate dipped doughnut
 
2018-05-16 03:06:55 PM  
That's just what they want you to think.
 
2018-05-16 03:07:31 PM  
I'm just here to watch the crybabies moan that the news site doesn't list its location prominently.
 
2018-05-16 03:07:32 PM  
This is the funniest shiat I've seen in recent memory.
 
2018-05-16 03:07:51 PM  
Wait, that's against the law?   huh
 
2018-05-16 03:08:19 PM  
Ah Timmy Ho Ho's. That would be the infamous double-double-double.
 
2018-05-16 03:09:08 PM  

SumoJeb: Bwahaha wow!!! that is one cray cray soccer mom. Jfc.
/not a good day to order the chocolate dipped doughnut


Probably just low blood sugar.
 
2018-05-16 03:09:16 PM  
AND she's Canadian. I mean, I expect that at a Dunkin Donuts in Roxbury. But in a Tim Hortins in Canada.
**Checks the map**
Ohhhh, it's right near Vancouver. That explains it.
 
2018-05-16 03:09:50 PM  
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2018-05-16 03:12:24 PM  
Time to make the doo-doo.
 
2018-05-16 03:12:46 PM  
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2018-05-16 03:14:13 PM  
I have security video from one of our old stores of a girl (possibly 10 or so) taking a dump on the floor and wiping with her hand.  She then runs her hand through her hair a little and then licks her fingers a bit.

Was one of the sickest things I've seen.
 
2018-05-16 03:16:32 PM  
Ok, that's the funniest thing I've seen in quite awhile.
 
2018-05-16 03:18:46 PM  

big pig peaches: SumoJeb: Bwahaha wow!!! that is one cray cray soccer mom. Jfc.
/not a good day to order the chocolate dipped doughnut

Probably just low blood sugar.


While I don't know the neighborhood nor Tim H's procedure over there, I'm guessing maybe she asked to use the restroom for an emergency and they said no?

/or the were out of chocolate sprinkles
 
2018-05-16 03:19:02 PM  
Jesus. That's one angry Canadian.
 
2018-05-16 03:19:14 PM  

feckingmorons: I would have shot her.


We know, officer.
 
2018-05-16 03:19:30 PM  
It might get you a rolling pin up your ass.
 
2018-05-16 03:20:29 PM  

tuxq: This is the funniest shiat I've seen in recent memory.


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2018-05-16 03:22:06 PM  
that's my fetish.jpg
 
2018-05-16 03:25:14 PM  

Resident Muslim: big pig peaches: SumoJeb: Bwahaha wow!!! that is one cray cray soccer mom. Jfc.
/not a good day to order the chocolate dipped doughnut

Probably just low blood sugar.

While I don't know the neighborhood nor Tim H's procedure over there, I'm guessing maybe she asked to use the restroom for an emergency and they said no?

/or the were out of chocolate sprinkles


Most tims have unlocked bathrooms.
 
2018-05-16 03:26:41 PM  
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2018-05-16 03:31:12 PM  
The old Langley Long John. You normally gotta pay extra for that.
 
2018-05-16 03:33:25 PM  
Well, you don't know until you try.
 
2018-05-16 03:33:33 PM  
Who throws a poop? Honestly!!
 
2018-05-16 03:34:54 PM  

GanjSmokr: I have security video from one of our old stores of a girl (possibly 10 or so) taking a dump on the floor and wiping with her hand.  She then runs her hand through her hair a little and then licks her fingers a bit.

Was one of the sickest things I've seen.


That's sad.
I'd hate to imagine what upbringing would create such behavior.
:(
 
2018-05-16 03:35:36 PM  
Says you, subby. It's all in the throwing technique - and the smell.
 
2018-05-16 03:40:49 PM  
Whatever, subby. You wish in one hand, I'll shiat in another, and we'll see who gets their damned doughnuts first.
 
2018-05-16 03:42:20 PM  
You have to click through to the actual video. I did. Wow. It's a young, fit normal looking woman who pulls down her pants and shiats right on the floor of Tim Horton's, picks it up and flings it like a howler monkey. I was expecting to see a homeless-looking person, signs of mental illness, etc. But no, this woman looks like she waled right out of Orange Theory Fitness and took a poop on the floor of Tim Hortons. Wow.
 
2018-05-16 03:43:49 PM  
Made the mistake of clicking on the link to the vid.......my coworker in the next office asked me what I was laughing out loud at.

/poop
 
2018-05-16 03:44:45 PM  
...she even wiped her ass with a napkin that she retrieves before she shiats. There was method to this madness. I'm literally ROFL at work right now.
 
2018-05-16 03:45:57 PM  

Resident Muslim: GanjSmokr: I have security video from one of our old stores of a girl (possibly 10 or so) taking a dump on the floor and wiping with her hand.  She then runs her hand through her hair a little and then licks her fingers a bit.

Was one of the sickest things I've seen.

That's sad.
I'd hate to imagine what upbringing would create such behavior.
:(


Yea, that store wasn't in the best neighborhood.

Additional story - being brought up in a rural area, we often would relieve ourselves outside (not #2 so much as #1).  No biggie, it's one of the benefits of living on a farm.  My sister taught one of her daughters how to squat once when they were out in the field and a restroom wasn't nearby.  Sadly, she didn't teach her that this method should never be used in public...

My niece dropped trou and peed in the corner of the playground not a week after my sister taught her that.
 
2018-05-16 03:47:04 PM  
I don't know what the problem is. Tim Horton's is shiat already.
/*runs*
 
2018-05-16 03:48:03 PM  
Crazy MFer:  Did you clean these floors!?
Employee:  Yes.
Crazy MFer:  Well you missed a spot!
Employee:  What?
Crazy MFer:  hhhnnnngg!
 
2018-05-16 03:48:30 PM  
Is this a sequel?  Is this 2 Cups, 1 Girl?


/ cups of Timmy's Coffee, that is?
// I don't want her TimBits
 
2018-05-16 03:49:46 PM  

Lettuce Pray: You have to click through to the actual video. I did. Wow. It's a young, fit normal looking woman who pulls down her pants and shiats right on the floor of Tim Horton's, picks it up and flings it like a howler monkey. I was expecting to see a homeless-looking person, signs of mental illness, etc. But no, this woman looks like she waled right out of Orange Theory Fitness and took a poop on the floor of Tim Hortons. Wow.


The video wasn't that clear. I'll go out on a limb here an guess she's got substance abuse issues and if you were to see her in person you might change your assessment of her appearance.
 
2018-05-16 03:54:13 PM  
Roll Up the Rim!
 
2018-05-16 04:03:20 PM  
She is slated to be drafted in the 3rd round by the Calgary Flames.
 
2018-05-16 04:08:52 PM  

LarryDan43: feckingmorons: I would have shot her.

We know, officer.


I like to see if people are paying attention.
 
2018-05-16 04:22:18 PM  
. . . did the article have her phone number, perhaps??
 
2018-05-16 04:25:27 PM  
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2018-05-16 04:26:08 PM  
I bet they didn't feces that coming...
 
2018-05-16 04:26:08 PM  
Look if the liberal application of feces isn't the appropriate response to this situation then I defy anyone else to come up with a better solution.
 
2018-05-16 04:35:03 PM  
there's some real gold in the comments section of the Deadspin version of this article:

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2018-05-16 04:40:05 PM  
why are plain donuts the most expensive donuts?
 
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