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(USA Today)   Study says women are attracted to men with long legs, which doesn't explain the irrational fear of certain spiders   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 03:18:14 PM  
Long...legs?  Hmmmmmm.
 
2018-05-16 03:43:16 PM  
Hey ladies, are you not entertained?
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2018-05-16 04:28:34 PM  
Did someone say "spider thread"?

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Remember to check your sheets.
 
2018-05-16 05:06:32 PM  
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2018-05-16 05:07:50 PM  
Women that are afraid of long legged spiders usually have "daddy" issues.
 
2018-05-16 05:09:46 PM  
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2018-05-16 05:09:52 PM  
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2018-05-16 05:13:04 PM  

Cagey B: Did someone say "spider thread"?

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2018-05-16 05:13:41 PM  

hugram: Hey ladies, are you not entertained?
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Small ball?
 
2018-05-16 05:14:01 PM  
 
2018-05-16 05:15:46 PM  
Woman like men with long legs.  Men like women with long legs.

Maybe humans just like long legs in general?
 
2018-05-16 05:18:43 PM  
So, they like tall guys. Thanks Ric Romero.
 
2018-05-16 05:19:03 PM  
Scientist 1: this spider has such long legs, let's call it a Long Legs!

Scientist 2: hmmmm....not quite kinky enough...
 
2018-05-16 05:19:26 PM  

ChipNASA: Cagey B: Did someone say "spider thread"?

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2018-05-16 05:21:21 PM  
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2018-05-16 05:22:58 PM  
I wonder if woman complain about sharp knees.
 
2018-05-16 05:27:03 PM  
The feeling is mutual.

Or is it reciprocal?

Whatever.

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2018-05-16 05:27:50 PM  

LewDux: ChipNASA: Cagey B: Did someone say "spider thread"?

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NOPE.
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2018-05-16 05:31:04 PM  
I'm 5'9" with a 29" inseam.
Last time I had sex was September 1979.
Story checks out.
;^(
 
2018-05-16 05:43:05 PM  
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2018-05-16 05:43:18 PM  

ZMugg: I'm 5'9" with a 29" inseam.
Last time I had sex was September 1979.
Story checks out.
;^(


I don't get it, this preference for tall, long-legged guys.

I'm 5'4" on a generous day and I hate to wear heels. When I was younger and single, I didn't care to date guys *over* 6' (though had a fairly solid relationship with someone who was a couple inches over six feet).

My spouse of 20+ years is 5'10" and it's all in his torso. Though I'm 6" shorter, we noted early in our dating years when we were driving his Mustang at car club events on a couple different local race tracks that we did not need to move the seat, but we did need to tweak the fark out of the rearview mirrors.

I assume that's you in the driver's seat in your profile car pictures?  I'd go on a coffee date with you at least if I were single and in your area.

Like I said, I don't get those women who say men "must be at least 6' tall to date."
 
2018-05-16 05:46:39 PM  

ZMugg: I'm 5'9" with a 29" inseam.
Last time I had sex was September 1979.
Story checks out.
;^(


Oh What a night... late September back in 79
I finally got a girl drunk on cheap wine
What a lady, what a night
 
2018-05-16 05:47:02 PM  
And I'm basically built like Barney Rubble. Oh well.
 
2018-05-16 05:48:57 PM  

ZMugg: I'm 5'9" with a 29" inseam.
Last time I had sex was September 1979.
Story checks out.
;^(


I'm two inches taller and a 29" inseam means the cuffs of my jeans wear out from scraping the ground.
 
2018-05-16 05:52:48 PM  
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2018-05-16 06:01:23 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: I assume that's you in the driver's seat in your profile car pictures? I'd go on a coffee date with you at least if I were single and in your area.


Yes, yes it is. Also, I'm 60 pounds lighter nowadays.

TsarTom: Oh What a night... late September back in 79
I finally got a girl drunk on cheap wine
What a lady, what a night


LOL. Unfortunately, her boyfriend cheated on her and she wanted a penis to punish. It turned out to be mine. ;^(

lostcat: ZMugg: I'm 5'9" with a 29" inseam.
Last time I had sex was September 1979.
Story checks out.
;^(

I'm two inches taller and a 29" inseam means the cuffs of my jeans wear out from scraping the ground.


They make pants with a 29" inseam from the factory.
 
2018-05-16 06:01:34 PM  

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The guy on the top right is the hottest.
 
2018-05-16 06:02:03 PM  
 
2018-05-16 06:02:17 PM  

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I'm 6'5" and my wife is 5'0".  This looks like our wedding photo.
 
2018-05-16 06:02:52 PM  
Just my luck, I have legs that are so short that my penis can touch my ankles.  No woman is ever going to want me.
 
2018-05-16 06:04:52 PM  

skyotter: Woman like men with long legs.  Men like women with long legs.

Maybe humans just like long legs in general?


Nah, I'm a woman who prefers my man to have a long -- and thick-- cock  to fark me with.

And my Italian stallion does. :)
 
2018-05-16 06:06:28 PM  

ZMugg: I'm 5'9" with a 29" inseam.
Last time I had sex was September 1979.
Story checks out.
;^(


You're intelligent with a sense of humor. Get out of the basement, take a shower and some person will f you
 
2018-05-16 06:07:03 PM  
I have long legs and Big feet but that doesn't seem to grab any attention
 
2018-05-16 06:07:28 PM  

winedrinkingman: Just my luck, I have legs that are so short that my penis can touch my ankles.  No woman is ever going to want me.


It doesn't count if your knees are bent.
;^D
 
2018-05-16 06:09:42 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: I have long legs and Big feet but that doesn't seem to grab any attention


Ever considered shaving?
 
2018-05-16 06:10:53 PM  
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2018-05-16 06:11:52 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: ZMugg: I'm 5'9" with a 29" inseam.
Last time I had sex was September 1979.
Story checks out.
;^(

You're intelligent with a sense of humor.

Thank you.

Get out of the basement,
Don't have a basement.

take a shower
I bathe regularly.

and some person will f you
The jury's still out on that.
;^D
 
2018-05-16 06:17:36 PM  

ZMugg: Yes, yes it is. Also, I'm 60 pounds lighter nowadays.


Eek! Are you OK? Those photos look to me pretty healthy - the high end of 'normal', low end of 'overweight' -- just right in my book -- and 60 pounds down from that puts you into scarecrow territory....
 
2018-05-16 06:20:40 PM  

CaptainSpaceJohnny: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: [assets2.mi-web.org image 480x633]

I'm 6'5" and my wife is 5'0".  This looks like our wedding photo.


Are you me?

/38" inseam ladies (or gentlemen if you're into that)
//Size 14 feet
///Nothing else too far above average
 
2018-05-16 06:22:51 PM  

LewDux: EyeHaveRisen: I have long legs and Big feet but that doesn't seem to grab any attention

Ever considered shaving?


And I reply......
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2018-05-16 06:23:53 PM  

ZMugg: unfarkingbelievable: ZMugg: I'm 5'9" with a 29" inseam.
Last time I had sex was September 1979.
Story checks out.
;^(

You're intelligent with a sense of humor.
Thank you.

Get out of the basement,
Don't have a basement.

take a shower
I bathe regularly.

and some person will f you
The jury's still out on that.
;^D


Do you make green dildos or just the carrying cases for them?
 
2018-05-16 06:27:53 PM  
Story checks out, my boyfriend's long legs/nice thighs was one of the first things I noticed about him.

Interesting though because I never heard other girls ever talk about long legs as an attractive quality in a man, thought I was alone in finding them appealing.
 
2018-05-16 06:29:10 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: ZMugg: Yes, yes it is. Also, I'm 60 pounds lighter nowadays.

Eek! Are you OK? Those photos look to me pretty healthy - the high end of 'normal', low end of 'overweight' -- just right in my book -- and 60 pounds down from that puts you into scarecrow territory....


Yes, I'm fine. Thank you for asking. I have always hidden my weight (ex. I was 268 in those pictures). According to all the height/weight charts, I should be between 140 and 160. I could stand to lose another 30 to 40 pounds.
 
2018-05-16 06:32:53 PM  

mcreel: Do you make green dildos or just the carrying cases for them?


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Oh, wait.
You're talking about the Gas Cylinder Handling Bags in my profile. Sadly, that business went belly up.
;^(
 
2018-05-16 06:47:35 PM  

ZMugg: mcreel: Do you make green dildos or just the carrying cases for them?

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Oh, wait.
You're talking about the Gas Cylinder Handling Bags in my profile. Sadly, that business went belly up.
;^(


Heh! My bad for making everyone look at your profile pix ;)
 
2018-05-16 06:49:13 PM  
I was 6'6" in college and about 160lbs. Most women didn't really give me a second look. I just happended to luck out in the spouse department, married me a 5'3" gal in order to smooth out the height genes.

OTOH, my 6'2" female cousin married a 6'8" dude. They luckily only have boys because these farking kids are going to be Amazonians.

/ now 6'5" 230lbs, old, and don't care anyway
 
2018-05-16 06:57:58 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: ZMugg: mcreel: Do you make green dildos or just the carrying cases for them?

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Oh, wait.
You're talking about the Gas Cylinder Handling Bags in my profile. Sadly, that business went belly up.
;^(

Heh! My bad for making everyone look at your profile pix ;)


That's OK, that's what it's there for. If I had a counter on it, it might be low double digits.

Possibly.
 
2018-05-16 07:22:37 PM  
And of course I got to be the taller brother while sitting, yet the shorter brother while standing.
 
2018-05-16 07:23:22 PM  

punishmentforshoplifting: Story checks out, my boyfriend's long legs/nice thighs was one of the first things I noticed about him.

Interesting though because I never heard other girls ever talk about long legs as an attractive quality in a man, thought I was alone in finding them appealing.


Long legs do catch my eye. I don't think I've ever mentioned it to anyone. Nor have I mentioned that I find long torsos/short legs unappealing.
I did date a guy with a long torso once, I felt like intimacy was more awkward. And I've dated long-legged guys 6'1-6'4. I don't care about height (as long as he's taller than me at 5'2) but the torso/leg ratio is definitely important.

/my over-use of the word "torso" is probably why we don't talk about it.
 
2018-05-16 07:34:17 PM  

Nick Nostril: I was 6'6" in college and about 160lbs. Most women didn't really give me a second look. I just happended to luck out in the spouse department, married me a 5'3" gal in order to smooth out the height genes.

OTOH, my 6'2" female cousin married a 6'8" dude. They luckily only have boys because these farking kids are going to be Amazonians.

/ now 6'5" 230lbs, old, and don't care anyway


I was the same way in college.  I was 6'5" and 160.  I looked like a heroin addict, and did not have much with the ladies.
 I met my 5'0" wife in college...she was short and a touch plump.  Eventually, I filled out and she lost the baby fat.
And we've been together now 25 years (married for 18).  Our son is 5'11".
 
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