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(Patch)   "Lizard Found In String Beans" Possibly a euphemism since it happened in New Jersey   ( divider line
    More: Sick, string beans, Common bean, new providence, Broccoli, New Jersey, Clayton, lizard, Man-Thing  
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1980 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2018 at 4:38 AM (44 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2018-05-17 05:00:49 AM  
What was Snooki doing in the string beans?
2018-05-17 05:28:54 AM  
They're so good when they're fresh, nothing like that crisp snap.

/Did he mean?
//Or was he saying?
///Third slashie will never tell
2018-05-17 07:21:09 AM  
I grew up in New Providence.  I wonder if the second market they mention is the same one mom went to all the time.

A beautiful town that I was more than happy to leave decades ago, mainly because of people who get upset over the dumbest of things.  Like a dead lizard in fresh produce.  Throw it out, go on with your day.

This is so typical of that town.  Not only did the people freak out but they also called the news.  And the news wrote an article and interviewed them to boot.  Over a dead lizard.
2018-05-17 09:10:15 AM  
Looks like a carolina anole. From the fact that it's neither turned dark nor started to thin, it hasn't been dead for very long.
biatch killed it.
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