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(UPI)   Knock. Knock. Who's there? Yes this is bear, let me in   ( upi.com) divider line
    More: Strange, home security camera, United Press International, late-night visit, Pennsylvania couple, UPI, bird feeder, Michelle Kalvin, geopolitical importance  
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2018-05-16 05:45:43 PM  
Bear's not here.
No, man.  I'M bear.
 
2018-05-16 08:30:16 PM  
If you let me in, we'll go on a piss!
 
2018-05-16 08:36:59 PM  
Oh. I think you're looking for the gay couple two doors down.
 
2018-05-16 08:37:50 PM  
"Fresh out of porridge. Sorry."
 
2018-05-16 08:38:39 PM  
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2018-05-16 08:41:57 PM  
Seems as good a thread as any to ask if anyone knows what's up with the new way the headlines load on mobile? It seems weird and pointless but I wonder if it serves some purpose.
 
2018-05-16 08:43:08 PM  
Not a chance I'm watching a 30 second commercial to see a bear do what bears do.
 
2018-05-16 08:45:44 PM  

sxacho: Seems as good a thread as any to ask if anyone knows what's up with the new way the headlines load on mobile? It seems weird and pointless but I wonder if it serves some purpose.


Oh thank god. Your phone is doing it too.  I thought mine had some kind of stupid virus.
 
2018-05-16 08:48:26 PM  

winedrinkingman: sxacho: Seems as good a thread as any to ask if anyone knows what's up with the new way the headlines load on mobile? It seems weird and pointless but I wonder if it serves some purpose.

Oh thank god. Your phone is doing it too.  I thought mine had some kind of stupid virus.


Mine does it too. And it also happens when I use the mobile site on my desktop.
 
2018-05-16 08:49:50 PM  
Otherwise known as a booty call.
 
2018-05-16 08:53:37 PM  

cgraves67: winedrinkingman: sxacho: Seems as good a thread as any to ask if anyone knows what's up with the new way the headlines load on mobile? It seems weird and pointless but I wonder if it serves some purpose.

Oh thank god. Your phone is doing it too.  I thought mine had some kind of stupid virus.

Mine does it too. And it also happens when I use the mobile site on my desktop.


Fark tends to freeze in mobile for me for some reason. The headlines would load enough to be legible but the text still fuzzy around the edges, then boom. Frozen. I never cared to inquire if that was just my phone or what. I'm hoping this whatever it is is designed to fix that. Who knows. At least this proves I'm not crazy. You hear me? I'M NOT CRAZY!
 
2018-05-16 08:58:35 PM  
YOU ARE NOT A BEAR

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2018-05-16 09:02:11 PM  
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2018-05-16 09:02:12 PM  
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2018-05-16 09:08:57 PM  
Kuma wa Kuma kuma!
 
2018-05-16 09:14:11 PM  

TravelingFreakshow: YOU ARE NOT A BEAR


He's just a silly man who needs a shave and wears a fur coat?
 
2018-05-16 09:46:48 PM  
It's too polite for an American bear, must be a Canadian bear that somehow got lost south of the border.
 
2018-05-16 09:56:28 PM  
No one yet? Ok

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2018-05-16 10:12:36 PM  
Bear just wanted some beer
 
2018-05-16 10:32:49 PM  
I imagine that he's hurt that you were home and only pretended to be asleep.
 
2018-05-17 02:46:22 AM  
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2018-05-17 11:50:47 AM  
Watched the whole video.  No bear knocked on the door.
 
2018-05-17 02:08:51 PM  

lilbjorn: Watched the whole video.  No bear knocked on the door.


No bears enter. One bear leaves.
 
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