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(Huffington Post Canada)   The Gilded Vagina is the latest edition to our jewelry collection   ( huffingtonpost.ca) divider line
    More: Giggity, Gilded Youth initiative, Index finger, Theo Fennell, Finger, Middle finger, Hand, Lukas Grewenig, middle finger  
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6 days ago  
"The design is inspired by the way a goldsmith assesses a stone by placing it between their index and middle finger."

Then lovingly caresses it until the get their rocks off?
 
6 days ago  
"Gilded Vagina" is totally the name of my feminist Liberace/Ska fusion cover band.
 
6 days ago  
I liked the way the geode cake maker addresses this issue. Basically they say if we meant to make a vagina it would look so realistic there would be no question as to what it was.
 
6 days ago  
That's a pretty good name for a pub.
 
6 days ago  
This mothers day let her know what you love about her
 
6 days ago  
Gilded Vagina is the name of my acapella Mellisa Ethridge cover band.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
So THAT'S where it is!
 
6 days ago  
. . . everybody is in fifth grade
 
6 days ago  
13/10 would wear
 
6 days ago  

DjangoStonereaver: "Gilded Vagina" is totally the name of my feminist Liberace/Ska fusion cover band.


Hey, you stole the name of my Wendy O Williams / Klezmer fusion cover band!
 
6 days ago  
And   why    not ?
 
6 days ago  
The Gilded Vagina? Wasn't that a Tom Robbins novel?
 
6 days ago  

EvilEgg: I liked the way the geode cake maker addresses this issue. Basically they say if we meant to make a vagina it would look so realistic there would be no question as to what it was.


I mean, it's a fair point that the skin wrinkles match a knuckle more than a... toe, as it were.

Still hilarious either way.
 
6 days ago  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 259x194]


Johnson??
 
6 days ago  
Imagine the shiatstorm if this was a penis pendent.
 
6 days ago  
If your vagina looks like it has 8 rivets in it, you should probably see a doctor. If you vagina actually has 8 rivets in it, you should probably keep magnets away from it.
 
6 days ago  
Me: Hold on baby, I'll get there - almost found it. Damn it!

Her: Uhhh - it's up here, around my neck.

Me: What the F....
 
6 days ago  
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Also available for the Japanese market
 
6 days ago  
If you were an alien and had no idea of human anatomy that is still a nice piece aesthetically.
 
6 days ago  

fappomatic: So THAT'S where it is!


Sure, today. But next weekend you'll swear it moved to a completely new location. Kinda like that cell phone kiosk in the mall.
 
6 days ago  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: The Gilded Vagina? Wasn't that a Tom Robbins novel?


Actually, it was a movie:  Indiana Jones and the Man in the Little Boat
 
6 days ago  
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I don't know what it is about this, but I like it....
 
6 days ago  
I know I'm being pedantic, but it's more like a Gilded Vulva, to be fair.
 
6 days ago  
Do you have to take it to dinner and a movie?
 
6 days ago  

DjangoStonereaver: "Gilded Vagina" is totally the name of my feminist Liberace/Ska fusion cover band.


I read it as Gilead Vagina and became very, very uncomfortable.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Lokilaw2012: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: The Gilded Vagina? Wasn't that a Tom Robbins novel?

Actually, it was a movie:  Indiana Jones and the Man in the Little Boat


And yes, I intentionally changed it to reference the size of the pendant....
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Hollie Maea: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 259x194]

Johnson??


You've never heard it called a Johnson?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Gemologists often complain that men just don't give sufficient attention to the placement or quality of the stone.
 
6 days ago  
Doesn't jewelry technically need to have gems?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: That's a pretty good name for a pub.


Ye Olde Lesbian Bar & Bait Shoppe
 
6 days ago  
I think I saw the Sex Pistols play there in '83.
 
6 days ago  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Hollie Maea: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 259x194]

Johnson??

You've never heard it called a Johnson?


You've never seen the Big Lebowski?
 
6 days ago  
Didn't Eminem rap about something like this?

/you think you're one of a kind
//like you got a platinum vagina
///you're a train-wreck shorty
////I got a one track mind
 
6 days ago  
All I see are two elephant knuckles.
 
6 days ago  
Is the mafia in the jewelry business? That looks like someone fingers cut off.
 
6 days ago  
So that's what it looks like. Sorry, it's been so long that I've forgotten.
 
6 days ago  

mooseyfate: Eli WhiskeyDik: Hollie Maea: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 259x194]

Johnson??

You've never heard it called a Johnson?

You've never seen the Big Lebowski?


Not everyone has bad taste in movies.

/ducks
 
6 days ago  
I'd hook it up to a water-filled squeeze bulb to squirt the first perv that got within sniffing range.
 
6 days ago  
Comes in an exquisite gilded cage and a supply of gloves for reasons.

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6 days ago  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Hollie Maea: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 259x194]

Johnson??

You've never heard it called a Johnson?


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"Well, you can call me Ray....."
 
6 days ago  

four95: [i0.wp.com image 479x382]


Anyone who says "vajayjay" should be taken behind the chemical sheds and shot.
 
6 days ago  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Hollie Maea: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 259x194]

Johnson??

You've never heard it called a Johnson?


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6 days ago  

mooseyfate: Eli WhiskeyDik: Hollie Maea: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 259x194]

Johnson??

You've never heard it called a Johnson?

You've never seen the Big Lebowski?


Only like 43 times. I just now get the reply to the .jpg
 
6 days ago  

DjangoStonereaver: Eli WhiskeyDik: Hollie Maea: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 259x194]

Johnson??

You've never heard it called a Johnson?

[img.fark.net image 320x288]

"Well, you can call me Ray....."


Or you can call me Jay
 
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