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(NBC 12 Richmond)   German police respond to domestic disturbance call because Polly wants a got dam cracker   ( nbc12.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 04:29:08 PM  
"The parrot responded to being shouted at with loud noises of its own."

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2018-05-16 06:38:06 PM  
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2018-05-16 06:38:21 PM  
Got damn? Wonder who submitted this one..
 
2018-05-16 06:39:32 PM  
"Give me cracker or bodies will hit the floor"
 
2018-05-16 06:39:33 PM  
The first time I visited the house of someone with a pet parrot I thought someone was being murdered inside from all the screaming. It was just the damned bird.

Worst New Years party ever
 
2018-05-16 06:41:26 PM  
It seems funny and then I remember I have a Siberian husky that likes to argue with me.
 
2018-05-16 06:47:55 PM  
nsfw language
How to fix a round cage
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2018-05-16 07:22:00 PM  
Maybe the guy in TFA should have got off her first?
 
2018-05-16 07:22:45 PM  

Myk-House of El: It seems funny and then I remember I have a Siberian husky that likes to argue with me.


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2018-05-16 07:42:30 PM  
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2018-05-16 07:44:06 PM  
Cracker? Polly wants a Mallowmars.
 
2018-05-16 07:56:20 PM  
Wait till they learn the magic word:

"Alexa! Polly want a cracker."
 
2018-05-16 08:08:37 PM  
And usually its a cracker making the phone call.

Cracker 1
Cracker 3
Cracker 3
Cracker 4
Cracker 5
Cracker 6
 
2018-05-16 08:28:42 PM  
German town - and found a man arguing with a p  arrot.
They are dead andew
 
2018-05-16 08:31:10 PM  

Petroleum Oligarch: Got damn? Wonder who submitted this one..


A lazy one? God in German is 'Gott', with double 't'.
 
2018-05-16 08:46:54 PM  
On even what should be a benign story about a pet parrot. You farkin Sinclair paid people. yeah yeah *hands up*
 
2018-05-16 09:20:25 PM  

Myk-House of El: It seems funny and then I remember I have a Siberian husky that likes to argue with me.


Maine Coon owner, here. Much the same, but like with a small Wookie.
 
2018-05-16 09:49:52 PM  

Nidiot: Petroleum Oligarch: Got damn? Wonder who submitted this one..

A lazy one? God in German is 'Gott', with double 't'.


Lazy German is so insidious, it appears in the midst of other languages for no apparent reason.
 
2018-05-16 10:34:50 PM  
"Since no one was hurt, the officers left."

You mean nobody got shot or run in on a bogus charge?

/forget it, Jake.  It's Germany.
 
2018-05-16 11:18:58 PM  
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2018-05-17 12:31:54 AM  
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2018-05-17 02:10:32 AM  

Petroleum Oligarch: Got damn? Wonder who submitted this one..


A religious retard methinks
 
2018-05-17 03:19:04 AM  
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The parrot community looks on in blind wonder at these mortal shenanigans.
 
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