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(CNN)   Because when you think of Atlanta Hawks basketball, 80s B-movie hotness Jami Gertz is the first thing that comes to mind   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 11:54:39 AM  
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Well, Jami still looks pretty hot, but her husband looks like he has the beginnings of a Venn diagram on his face.
 
2018-05-16 11:56:38 AM  
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2018-05-16 11:56:52 AM  
She looks great for 52.
 
2018-05-16 12:11:22 PM  
I'd slam dunk it.
 
2018-05-16 12:16:13 PM  
Great, now I have that damn song from Lost Boys in my head.

/...thou shall not killllllllll!
 
2018-05-16 12:33:45 PM  

Bob Falfa: She looks great for 52.


FTFY
 
2018-05-16 12:34:49 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Bob Falfa: She looks great for 52.

FTFY


Agreed.
Thanks for fixing.
 
2018-05-16 12:35:38 PM  
If I were worth $2 billion, I'd ... shiat, I don't know what I'd do.
 
2018-05-16 12:40:01 PM  

foo monkey: If I were worth $2 billion, I'd ... shiat, I don't know what I'd do.


If you were worth $2 bil, you'd pay people to sh*t for you.
 
2018-05-16 12:44:09 PM  

NewportBarGuy: foo monkey: If I were worth $2 billion, I'd ... shiat, I don't know what I'd do.

If you were worth $2 bil, you'd pay people to sh*t for you.


I would pay people to shiat on other people.

So, no change.
 
2018-05-16 12:47:38 PM  

Bob Falfa: DjangoStonereaver: Bob Falfa: She looks great for 52.

FTFY

Agreed.
Thanks for fixing.


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2018-05-16 12:48:47 PM  
given that the Suns had a 25% chance at landing the #1 pick, i was unusually invested in this.  on the pre-draft coverage when they showed the various team reps, i thought, "man, that looks like....Jami Gertz.  Must be the owner's daughter or whatever."

and then when ATL made the final 3, ESPN cut to commercial to reveal the final three and they showed her with the two players - i didn't know who it was -  and again thought, "man, shes got a real jami gertz vibe.  who is she?  GM's wife?  coach's daughter?  the mayor of ATL?"

i had no idea until today it was in fact jami gertz.  weird.

/gertzmitter
 
2018-05-16 12:57:52 PM  
She's a babe.
 
2018-05-16 12:59:21 PM  
I guess she must have been their good-luck charm, as they jumped ahead of 2 other teams (based on % chance) to get the #3 pick.

Clearly her hubby is a good investor - he picked up this asset in 1988 right after Lost Boys and it seems to have held good value.
 
2018-05-16 01:19:17 PM  

foo monkey: If I were worth $2 billion, I'd ... shiat, I don't know what I'd do.


Given how the Hawks have done since 2015, he doesn't seem to know, either.
 
2018-05-16 01:24:57 PM  
I think of Tremors.

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2018-05-16 01:27:12 PM  
Underused in Twister. Where's the topless scene?

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2018-05-16 01:27:41 PM  

WhiskeyBender: Great, now I have that damn song from Lost Boys in my head.

/...thou shall not killllllllll!


Ok, I'll admit it. I love that song.
 
2018-05-16 01:34:04 PM  
I'd spare a square for her, if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do.
 
2018-05-16 01:34:32 PM  

Ty Webb: WhiskeyBender: Great, now I have that damn song from Lost Boys in my head.

/...thou shall not killllllllll!

Ok, I'll admit it. I love that song.


I used to drive around in my awesome Sunbird, that soundtrack turned up as high as that cassette tape would go. Damn, I was so cool back then!
 
2018-05-16 01:55:16 PM  
No mention of the weird video she posted beforehand?

Atlanta Hawks owner Jami Gertz with a unsettling video before the lottery.
Youtube Tx-85PX1QP0
 
2018-05-16 02:03:14 PM  
Shes very awkward for somebody who had an acting career.
 
2018-05-16 02:40:58 PM  
One of her standard smiles has always been the "I just ate a baby" #4 smiles.  So much teeth, dead eyes.
 
2018-05-16 03:00:44 PM  
One thing about watching basketball nowadays I never could stomach; all the damn Ball relatives.
 
2018-05-16 03:02:50 PM  
To be fair, subby, hot girls from the 80s are never all that far from what I'm thinking at any given moment.
 
2018-05-16 03:55:47 PM  
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2018-05-16 04:37:06 PM  

2wolves: One of her standard smiles has always been the "I just ate a baby" #4 smiles.  So much teeth, dead eyes.


I agree.  There is something  off about her.  Too flinty maybe.
 
2018-05-16 05:00:52 PM  
Like the fist of an angry god.
 
2018-05-16 06:48:30 PM  
face is stretched and chin is pointy

/i could overlook it for two minutes just to see the disappointment in her eyes
 
2018-05-17 01:50:13 PM  
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