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(Washington Post)   Someday archaeologists will pour plaster into voids in the ash near Kilauea and the results will be shaped like guys holding golf clubs   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 01:52:01 PM  
23 votes:
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Approves.
2018-05-16 03:07:56 PM  
18 votes:
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2018-05-16 12:00:04 PM  
17 votes:
along with their friends holding their beer.
2018-05-16 02:00:52 PM  
14 votes:
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2018-05-16 02:03:59 PM  
8 votes:
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2018-05-16 02:02:25 PM  
7 votes:
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2018-05-16 04:34:12 PM  
6 votes:

Albert911emt: ChipNASA: [img.fark.net image 850x528]

Who is Omaba?

\this will be bigger than the stupid "what is the color of this dress" meme


SON OF A BIATCH!

/GOTDAMN FAT FINGERS.
2018-05-16 01:52:55 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-05-16 01:52:43 PM  
6 votes:
Prolly the first time in decades you can get a decent tee time without being a senator.
2018-05-16 02:55:15 PM  
5 votes:

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"Hey everybody!  We're all gonna get lei'd!"
2018-05-16 01:57:38 PM  
5 votes:

neritz: My father always told me that "It never rains on a golf course."

Update: "It never rains volcanic ash on a golf course."


Would like a word with you.....
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2018-05-16 02:06:04 PM  
4 votes:

BalugaJoe: Gophers.



Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
2018-05-16 02:05:38 PM  
4 votes:
Anybody remember the old geezer who claimed that the authorities could fly him out in five minutes if the pyroclastic flow came his way? He is now in a safer place, between 45 and 100 feet below solid rock.

Apparently he underestimated the ease of flying a helicopter into a volcanic eruption, as well as the willingness of the authorities to spend the money and take the risks to save his sorry ass.
2018-05-16 02:05:37 PM  
4 votes:
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2018-05-16 02:03:16 PM  
4 votes:
Golfing is how people with very low intelligence, but great social networking skills, are able to get themselves into positions of authority.  So I approve of this.
2018-05-16 01:55:31 PM  
4 votes:
Who could forget this one of the guy masturbating during the Pompey eruption.

https://twitter.com/PersianRose1/stat​u​s/881330662321655808
2018-05-16 01:05:21 PM  
4 votes:
Gophers.
2018-05-16 02:18:49 PM  
3 votes:
Meh, it could be worse.

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2018-05-16 01:54:02 PM  
3 votes:
Rat farts.
2018-05-16 01:53:25 PM  
3 votes:
Bravo, subby.

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2018-05-16 04:05:08 PM  
2 votes:
They'll be OK. Not even Pele can hit a nine-iron.
2018-05-16 02:15:05 PM  
2 votes:
One of the states eight  BOOM  seven islands.
2018-05-16 02:10:32 PM  
2 votes:
Actually almost everyone who lived in Pompeii took the threat seriously and survived because they left before shiat went down.

You can draw your own conclusions about the collective course of human intelligence over the last 2,000 years, but remember this: Pompeiians drank their water from lead pipes and they still had more sense than these people.
2018-05-16 01:24:53 PM  
2 votes:
As someone who lived over 300 miles away from Mt. St. Helens in 1980, I can say ash sucks and I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that crap.  But you can't just quit vacationing because solids are raining down on you , can you?
2018-05-16 02:37:59 PM  
1 vote:

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Who is Omaba?

\this will be bigger than the stupid "what is the color of this dress" meme
2018-05-16 02:30:06 PM  
1 vote:

drayno76: I think Trump should spend the next 6 months campaigning golfing in Hawaii.

/Just a thought.


Those people have been through enough.
2018-05-16 02:21:54 PM  
1 vote:
Just ask these guys...

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2018-05-16 02:16:20 PM  
1 vote:

ChimpNipples: Waiting for someone try to attempt takeing a selfie with the volcano while it's erupting.



That's the same kind of person who thinks it's a good idea to take a selfie with a bison at Yellowstone National Park.

Spoiler alert:  It's nothing like Disney World.
2018-05-16 02:14:38 PM  
1 vote:
Someone should photoshop Trump onto the golf course with "This is fine" as the meme-line.
2018-05-16 01:54:29 PM  
1 vote:
I know it's a long shot, but I love this headline and think it should at least make it into the headline of the month competition.
2018-05-16 01:38:30 PM  
1 vote:
My father always told me that "It never rains on a golf course."

Update: "It never rains volcanic ash on a golf course."
 
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