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(UEFA Champions League)   Will Spain continue their dominance of the Europa League with Atlético Madrid or will Marseille win a European trophy for France. The Europa League final starts at 2:45pm ET   ( uefa.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 02:28:03 PM  
Payet channels his inner Salah and gets a hat trick

/it could happen
 
2018-05-16 02:31:54 PM  
Holy carp. I thought this was on the weekend, not today.
 
2018-05-16 02:32:59 PM  

dietbubba: Holy carp. I thought this was on the weekend, not today.


I thought it was next Wednesday.
Good thing I checked yesterday.
Got this submitted this morning.
 
2018-05-16 02:39:21 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: Holy carp. I thought this was on the weekend, not today.

I thought it was next Wednesday.
Good thing I checked yesterday.
Got this submitted this morning.


I'll miss most of the first half. My 1 on 1 with my manager is coming up
 
2018-05-16 02:45:55 PM  

dietbubba: Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: Holy carp. I thought this was on the weekend, not today.

I thought it was next Wednesday.
Good thing I checked yesterday.
Got this submitted this morning.

I'll miss most of the first half. My 1 on 1 with my manager is coming up


Let me go over it with you.
blah blah blah, blah blah.
He is your % raise.
Anything you want to add?
 
2018-05-16 02:47:56 PM  
A part of me wishes in the Europa League that they also played the Champions League theme at the start of matches, but instead it would be a recording of it as played by a kazoo.
 
2018-05-16 02:48:37 PM  
Smoke or fog?
 
2018-05-16 02:52:25 PM  
ah! over the bar, that should be a goal for Mars.
 
2018-05-16 02:52:43 PM  

dietbubba: Smoke or fog?


smoke still i think
 
2018-05-16 02:54:54 PM  
Not to far off by Rami.
Nice half volley on the turn.
 
2018-05-16 02:58:15 PM  
...shut up Alexi
 
2018-05-16 02:58:22 PM  
Diego getting his talking to by the ref already.
 
2018-05-16 03:01:23 PM  
Marseilles with a good start to the game.
But it feels like they missed their chance.
 
2018-05-16 03:05:44 PM  
I wonder what the people of Lyon think of having Marseilles in their building?
 
2018-05-16 03:07:12 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Marseilles with a good start to the game.
But it feels like they missed their chance.


they'll have more but yeah,  a bit better touch and it should be at least 1-0
 
2018-05-16 03:10:08 PM  
oops... that's a bad bad thing for marseille
 
2018-05-16 03:10:46 PM  
Turn over off a very poor first touch leads to the opening goal for Atleti.
Greizmann with the cool finish.
0-1
 
2018-05-16 03:12:36 PM  
Payet... freekick..... scramble in the box... and into the topnetting over the bar
 
2018-05-16 03:13:08 PM  
Vrsaljko with the yellow card.
See if he can duplicate his semi final with a red card now.
 
2018-05-16 03:13:32 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Turn over off a very poor first touch leads to the opening goal for Atleti.
Greizmann with the cool finish.
0-1


"Poor" isn't strong enough of a word. That was the worst first touch in the history of European civilization. The deflection would've traveled a farther distance than the initial pass had it not been scooped up by an Atleti player.
 
2018-05-16 03:14:46 PM  

Killer Cars: Chimpy McSquirrel: Turn over off a very poor first touch leads to the opening goal for Atleti.
Greizmann with the cool finish.
0-1

"Poor" isn't strong enough of a word. That was the worst first touch in the history of European civilization. The deflection would've traveled a farther distance than the initial pass had it not been scooped up by an Atleti player.


That was a Sunday rec league type touch.
 
2018-05-16 03:20:42 PM  
Payet off, Marseille's no good, terrible, very bad day continues
 
2018-05-16 03:21:13 PM  
Payet has to come off for an injury.
Not good for Marseille.
 
2018-05-16 03:22:50 PM  

whither_apophis: Payet off, Marseille's no good, terrible, very bad day continues


I don't feel badly for pro footy players in any of the big leagues, because even in mid-table teams, they make crazy amounts of dough.

EXCEPT for when things like this happen; coming off injured and in tears on really big matches.  I can only imagine the rage and the frustration.
 
2018-05-16 03:26:59 PM  
The diving competition is going quite swimmingly right now.
 
2018-05-16 03:31:15 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: The diving competition is going quite swimmingly right now.


Costa feels a brush on his jersey, collapses like a souffle
 
2018-05-16 03:32:17 PM  
Football Genius is leaving West Ham.
West Ham to be relegated next season.
 
2018-05-16 03:34:57 PM  

whither_apophis: Chimpy McSquirrel: The diving competition is going quite swimmingly right now.

Costa feels a brush on his jersey, collapses like a souffle


I'm an Atleti fan, and even I will concede Costa is definitely a dick.

Still, every manager wants a guy exactly like him in their squad.
 
2018-05-16 03:46:13 PM  

Zerochance: whither_apophis: Chimpy McSquirrel: The diving competition is going quite swimmingly right now.

Costa feels a brush on his jersey, collapses like a souffle

I'm an Atleti fan, and even I will concede Costa is definitely a dick.

Still, every manager wants a guy exactly like him in their squad.


true that
 
2018-05-16 03:55:25 PM  
Griezmann with his 2nd.
Delicate chip over the keeper.
Good start to the 2nd half for Atleti.
 
2018-05-16 04:00:54 PM  
Godin almost gets the third.
 
2018-05-16 04:04:55 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Griezmann with his 2nd.
Delicate chip over the keeper.
Good start to the 2nd half for Atleti.


They'll probably get a third
 
2018-05-16 04:05:16 PM  
Good work by Lucas to win a corner kick.
 
2018-05-16 04:15:00 PM  
I know it's the announcer's job to keep people watching but it's freaking Atleti Madrid.  0-1 was almost a guaranteed win, 0-2 is a dagger
 
2018-05-16 04:15:39 PM  
Well that 1 on 1 went way too long
 
2018-05-16 04:17:41 PM  
Marca helpfully point out that Payet touched the cup when the teams were entering the field. OM were doomed before the match even began.
 
2018-05-16 04:26:06 PM  
off the post!  so close for Marseille... that would've been amazing
 
2018-05-16 04:26:56 PM  
Post doing his job.
Keeps Marseille off the score board.
 
2018-05-16 04:32:18 PM  
Costa selfishly takes the shot instead of passing to the wide open Griezmann.
 
2018-05-16 04:33:57 PM  
and there's their third
 
2018-05-16 04:34:21 PM  
Gabi makes it three.
Game over.
 
2018-05-16 04:35:52 PM  
jesus, enough with the flairs or fireworks or whatever those bangs are
 
2018-05-16 04:36:29 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Costa selfishly takes the shot instead of passing to the wide open Griezmann.


Costa being Costa.
 
2018-05-16 04:37:45 PM  
and no upsets today.  Congrat AM, see you in the Champions League
 
2018-05-16 04:38:00 PM  
Torres getting some minutes played for his winners medal.
 
2018-05-16 04:38:32 PM  
Spain continues their dominance.
9 out of the last 15.
 
2018-05-16 04:39:52 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Spain continues their dominance.
9 out of the last 15.


Next year's representatives being Betis and Villarreal. Good chance of it being 10 in 16.
 
2018-05-16 04:53:46 PM  
Big Sam has been sacked.
 
2018-05-16 08:37:24 PM  
I honestly had no clue this was being played today, hence the reason there was not an early thread.  Not that it mattered, but I had errands that needed doing during match time anyway.  I am a bit upset Marseilles did not win, but not exactly surprised by the scoreline.
 
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