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(Shropshire Star)   Ugly-ass baby chameleon wields tiny spear to defend his lady's honor (pic)   ( shropshirestar.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 12:19:01 PM  
That's not a spear, it's his spear.
 
2018-05-16 01:56:34 PM  
Sleestaks are so cute when they're little...
 
2018-05-16 04:20:57 PM  
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2018-05-16 04:26:12 PM  
Real part - when I was a kid in Morocco I had one of the African species.


He died when I wore a plaid shirt.
 
2018-05-16 04:28:33 PM  
Spear?  Pffft.  I saw one on TV that can drive a car.  And park better than I can.
 
2018-05-16 04:31:45 PM  
Culture Club - Karma Chameleon
Youtube JmcA9LIIXWw
 
2018-05-16 04:42:48 PM  
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2018-05-16 04:43:33 PM  
And they say hominids are the only tool wielders...
Survivor: Crab Holding A Knife Fights For Its Life In The Kitchen!
Youtube r7cO0Nl5zBQ
 
2018-05-16 04:45:35 PM  

priapic_abandon2: Real part - when I was a kid in Morocco I had one of the African species.
He died when I wore a plaid shirt.

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 Work on your routine kid. You got potential.
 
2018-05-16 04:46:58 PM  
who needs a spear
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2018-05-16 04:50:01 PM  
 
2018-05-16 04:55:48 PM  
 
2018-05-16 04:56:45 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: who needs a spear

Damn! The hunter becomes the hunted indeed. I don't even know what's going on there but my reproductive organs just shriveled 5 millimeters
 
2018-05-16 05:31:15 PM  
Third spawning of Chapotoltec has arrived...
 
2018-05-16 05:33:00 PM  

berylman: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: who needs a spear
Damn! The hunter becomes the hunted indeed. I don't even know what's going on there but my reproductive organs just shriveled 5 millimeters


So it's inverted now?
 
2018-05-16 05:34:04 PM  
Anyone else have the geiko ad in the piece? I wonder if Gordon the gecko is their father.
 
2018-05-16 05:41:42 PM  
WTH, I don't care to look at lizards...the shiat I have to fap to...

[clicks]

D'aaaaawwwwwwwwwwww.........
 
2018-05-16 05:42:30 PM  

punkwrestler: berylman: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: who needs a spear
Damn! The hunter becomes the hunted indeed. I don't even know what's going on there but my reproductive organs just shriveled 5 millimeters
So it's inverted now?


I was intentionally setting myself up for that joke, believe me. (DJT)
 
2018-05-16 05:45:48 PM  

berylman: punkwrestler: berylman: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: who needs a spear
Damn! The hunter becomes the hunted indeed. I don't even know what's going on there but my reproductive organs just shriveled 5 millimeters
So it's inverted now?

I was intentionally setting myself up for that joke, believe me. (DJT)


Well we live in interesting times
 
2018-05-16 07:08:13 PM  
He's ready to defend himself against the Shropshire Slasher


OK, for those of you younger than some of my T shirts... back in the Good Old Days we had real saturday morning cartoons - Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, etc.  None of this 30 minutes of cheesy plot where the good guys always win but never actually you know, kill the bad guys off...   Anyway, one of the bits with Porky Pig was the Shropshire Slasher.

Shropshire Slasher
Youtube ajQytfVedtQ
 
2018-05-16 07:25:44 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: who needs a spear
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Said the chameleon's mom.
 
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