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(ABC Action News)   Florida Man gives meth to 14-year-old girl for good cause, to "keep her off the streets." Oh, and to have sex with her, but that's not the point   ( abcactionnews.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 03:16:59 PM  
Keeping her off the streets by keeping her between the sheets?  Sounds legit.
 
2018-05-16 04:28:38 PM  
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2018-05-16 05:09:28 PM  
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2018-05-16 05:39:00 PM  

8 inches: Keeping her off the streets by keeping her between the sheets?  Sounds legit.


There's a great slogan.
 
2018-05-16 05:39:45 PM  
Wouldn't want her having sex with anyone else.
 
2018-05-16 05:41:28 PM  
A classic:
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2018-05-16 05:44:43 PM  

McGrits: A classic:
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GODDAMN IT!!!!!!

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/takes another hit off the meth pipe
//not really
//that you know of
 
2018-05-16 05:46:49 PM  
That drug totally shuts down the prefrontal cortex of the brain and disables the inhibition of behavior. Mainly sexual behavior because of the dopamine release. It can turn otherwise normal people into sexual hulk because of the massive libido uptick.

I have an extensive history with this drug and have seen the worse possible behavior of humans because of it.

I've been up in dope houses with baby strollers in the living room and then in the bathroom is blood and caps and needles and cotton and spoons everywhere. I've seen the wickedness in men's hearts thanks to this drug.
 
2018-05-16 05:47:41 PM  
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2018-05-16 05:49:02 PM  
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Hey I just meth you
 
2018-05-16 05:49:30 PM  

solarpoweredschittmachine: That drug totally shuts down the prefrontal cortex of the brain and disables the inhibition of behavior. Mainly sexual behavior because of the dopamine release. It can turn otherwise normal people into sexual hulk because of the massive libido uptick.

I have an extensive history with this drug and have seen the worse possible behavior of humans because of it.

I've been up in dope houses with baby strollers in the living room and then in the bathroom is blood and caps and needles and cotton and spoons everywhere. I've seen the wickedness in men's hearts thanks to this drug.


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2018-05-16 06:01:39 PM  
the jail time is not worth it farkers.   don't try to help
 
2018-05-16 06:03:38 PM  
No pictures? What kind of journalism is this?
/self reported
 
2018-05-16 06:04:02 PM  
Polk County again?

Clicks. . . dang you Pasco. . . SO CLOSE!
 
2018-05-16 06:06:04 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: the jail time is not worth it farkers.   don't try to help


HEY, she broke down and he was just pushing her.
 
2018-05-16 06:31:58 PM  
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2018-05-16 06:36:12 PM  
The only defense against a bad meth trying to lure underage girls head is a good meth head trying to lure underage girls.

I forget where I was going with this...
 
2018-05-16 06:37:20 PM  
Mr Hanson might be able to tell you
 
2018-05-16 06:46:26 PM  
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2018-05-16 06:50:30 PM  
Dude needs to spend the rest of his life in jail as far as I'm concerned, but.....

Keith Cannon Keller was charged with human trafficking as a result of a search warrant executed on March 27.

How does this qualify as Human Trafficking, other that that's what we're calling anything to do with sex these days?
 
2018-05-16 07:22:37 PM  

SBinRR: Dude needs to spend the rest of his life in jail as far as I'm concerned, but.....

Keith Cannon Keller was charged with human trafficking as a result of a search warrant executed on March 27.

How does this qualify as Human Trafficking, other that that's what we're calling anything to do with sex these days?


I can only guess that it was because he was harboring a runaway maybe?
 
2018-05-16 07:38:23 PM  

BadReligion: SBinRR: Dude needs to spend the rest of his life in jail as far as I'm concerned, but.....

Keith Cannon Keller was charged with human trafficking as a result of a search warrant executed on March 27.

How does this qualify as Human Trafficking, other that that's what we're calling anything to do with sex these days?

I can only guess that it was because he was harboring a runaway maybe?


I'm assuming that there's evidence on those drives of other victims
 
2018-05-16 07:58:07 PM  
She may have only been 14, but she had the ass of a 10-year-old boy.
 
2018-05-16 07:59:46 PM  

Ice Ice Bobby: BadReligion: SBinRR: Dude needs to spend the rest of his life in jail as far as I'm concerned, but.....

Keith Cannon Keller was charged with human trafficking as a result of a search warrant executed on March 27.

How does this qualify as Human Trafficking, other that that's what we're calling anything to do with sex these days?

I can only guess that it was because he was harboring a runaway maybe?

I'm assuming that there's evidence on those drives of other victims


They probably charge you with everything to see what sticks and/or what you might plea to.
 
2018-05-16 08:10:39 PM  

Bobofogochi: 8 inches: Keeping her off the streets by keeping her between the sheets?  Sounds legit.

There's a great slogan.


I write greeting cards for a living.
 
2018-05-16 08:59:37 PM  

8 inches: Bobofogochi: 8 inches: Keeping her off the streets by keeping her between the sheets?  Sounds legit.

There's a great slogan.

I write greeting cards for a living.


On meth?
 
2018-05-16 09:24:33 PM  

almejita: 8 inches: Bobofogochi: 8 inches: Keeping her off the streets by keeping her between the sheets?  Sounds legit.

There's a great slogan.

I write greeting cards for a living.

On meth?


I wish!
 
2018-05-16 09:52:47 PM  
You ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill?

Yeah I guess so B.

 You ever seen the back of a twenty, on METH?
 
2018-05-16 10:53:41 PM  

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2018-05-16 11:02:31 PM  

SBinRR: Dude needs to spend the rest of his life in jail as far as I'm concerned, but.....

Keith Cannon Keller was charged with human trafficking as a result of a search warrant executed on March 27.

How does this qualify as Human Trafficking, other that that's what we're calling anything to do with sex these days?


Maybe he took her over state lines to have sex. What you call a romantic getaway with your underage hottie is considered sex trafficking.
 
2018-05-16 11:11:47 PM  

ongbok: SBinRR: Dude needs to spend the rest of his life in jail as far as I'm concerned, but.....

Keith Cannon Keller was charged with human trafficking as a result of a search warrant executed on March 27.

How does this qualify as Human Trafficking, other that that's what we're calling anything to do with sex these days?

Maybe he took her over state lines to have sex. What you call a romantic getaway with your underage hottie is considered sex trafficking.


Actually after looking it up, here is the law. Since she was a minor, and he was giving her meth for sex, by his own admission, he is being charged with sex trafficking. This is why you never talk to the cops, no matter how bad it is, until you talk to a lawyer. A lawyer would have never let him admit that he gave her meth. If he had talked to a lawyer, the story would be tat she brought the meth to the party

"Sex trafficking is when a commercial sex act is induced by force, fraud or coercion OR when the person induced to perform the act is under 18 years old. A commercial sex act means any item of value is traded for any sexual service (prostitution, pornography, or sexual performance). Domestic minor sex trafficking is the commercial sexual exploitation of American children within U.S. borders for monetary or other compensation (shelter, food, drugs, etc.). This is synonymous with child sex slavery, sex slavery, child sex trafficking, prostitution of children, and commercial sexual exploitation of children (CSEC)."
 
2018-05-17 12:18:51 AM  
Zephyrhills... Is it just me, or does that sound like it could be the name of some Florida specific strain of syphilis?
 
2018-05-17 01:54:22 AM  
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2018-05-17 02:26:43 AM  

SBinRR: Dude needs to spend the rest of his life in jail as far as I'm concerned, but.....

Keith Cannon Keller was charged with human trafficking as a result of a search warrant executed on March 27.

How does this qualify as Human Trafficking, other that that's what we're calling anything to do with sex these days?


Under federal law any prostitution involving minors is human trafficking. It does not mean they were transported from one area to another.
 
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