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(TC Palm)   The average human pelvis does not emit "a strong odor of marijuana"   ( tcpalm.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 09:11:27 AM  
What? Yours doesn't?
 
2018-05-16 09:14:32 AM  
Then, I guess I'm above average.
 
2018-05-16 10:26:19 AM  
Reefer queefer?
 
2018-05-16 10:28:55 AM  
what, you haven't heard of the new hemp-based hip replacement procedures?
 
2018-05-16 10:34:54 AM  
Ja'Net?  Why am I always surprised by these names?
 
2018-05-16 10:35:43 AM  
I would imagine mine does, but after a while ya don't really smell it anymore, ya know?
 
2018-05-16 10:38:04 AM  
That's the last time I use Preparation M.
 
2018-05-16 10:38:54 AM  
Mine does. But thats because I had my weed in my pocket and it was potent.
 
2018-05-16 10:40:25 AM  
Speak for yourself.
 
2018-05-16 10:40:55 AM  
Oh, look. A racist law used for racism. Thanks, Nixon.
 
2018-05-16 10:42:06 AM  
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2018-05-16 10:42:27 AM  

fly_gal: Ja'Net?  Why am I always surprised by these names?


That was the replacement for ARPANET. It was quickly abandoned, though, since it took too many bytes.

/damned munchies.
 
2018-05-16 10:42:56 AM  
If it does, you're shooting it up wrong.
 
2018-05-16 10:44:35 AM  
It's a medical ailment known as corpus cavernosum cannabinosis, known colloquially as "bong dong."
 
2018-05-16 10:45:55 AM  
Puts a whole new meaning to the term 'smokin the pole' if your crotch does happen to naturally smell like it though.

It was a stretch for the joke, but I tried.
 
2018-05-16 10:47:16 AM  
I went to a strip club last week.  Please don't judge me.  A stripper talked me into a private dance.  She takes off her bra/top and her fun bags absolutely reeked of pot.  Strangely enough nothing else did.  And it would have to be strong to cut through the stripper perfume.  I thought I was getting a contact high. I mentioned it and she gave me a sheepish grin and admitted she smoked up right before her shift.  Anyhow, I just wanted to share that incredibly classy story.
 
2018-05-16 10:51:21 AM  
Hemp tampons!
 
2018-05-16 10:51:35 AM  
I think the real question is who would want just an average pelvis?

FTFA Nelsoit also reported having pot "stuffed inside of her vaginal area," an area where items typically are not "stuffed."

This is assumptive and poor writing/reporting. Who is making this statement? The cops or the reporter or our plucky Ms. Nelsoit?
 
2018-05-16 10:54:30 AM  
Don't farking care. Legalize it. The continued prohibition is utterly unconscionable.
 
2018-05-16 10:55:09 AM  

dodecahedron: Hemp tampons!


Hemp Tampons would be a good stoner feminist acoustic punk band name.
Not that such a thing should ever exist.
 
2018-05-16 10:57:05 AM  

shabu: I think the real question is who would want just an average pelvis?

FTFA Nelsoit also reported having pot "stuffed inside of her vaginal area," an area where items typically are not "stuffed."

This is assumptive and poor writing/reporting. Who is making this statement? The cops or the reporter or our plucky Ms. Nelsoit?


Indeed. Any woman who's ever smuggled anything has smuggled it there.
 
2018-05-16 10:58:46 AM  
The marijuanas shouldn't have been grounds for arrest as is. Having the prescription meds without a script is a different story.
 
2018-05-16 10:59:29 AM  

dodecahedron: Hemp tampons!


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2018-05-16 11:00:27 AM  
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Looks like she needs less Xanax and more Adderall.
 
2018-05-16 11:01:15 AM  
One of the reasons I dislike being around people smoking weed is that it smells remarkably like my own underarm funk when I skip a shower. I can't imagine anyone liking  something that smells like B.O..

I'm all for legalization. However, I'm also in favor of making it an "in your own house" kind of thing. I don't want to smell that stuff in public. It's nasty.
 
2018-05-16 11:02:27 AM  

rnatalie: [gannett-cdn.com image 580x326]
Looks like she needs less Xanax and more Adderall.


She looks like she is about to get a haircut.
 
2018-05-16 11:03:30 AM  

bearded clamorer: Reefer queefer?


I should make that my alt fark handle.
 
2018-05-16 11:04:30 AM  

WilderKWight: One of the reasons I dislike being around people smoking weed is that it smells remarkably like my own underarm funk when I skip a shower. I can't imagine anyone liking  something that smells like B.O..

I'm all for legalization. However, I'm also in favor of making it an "in your own house" kind of thing. I don't want to smell that stuff in public. It's nasty.


Still smells better than ciggies.
 
2018-05-16 11:07:06 AM  
Mine does. My every thing does. My clothes, my car. Like I said everything. Even my kids.
 
2018-05-16 11:07:34 AM  

priapic_abandon2: WilderKWight: One of the reasons I dislike being around people smoking weed is that it smells remarkably like my own underarm funk when I skip a shower. I can't imagine anyone liking  something that smells like B.O..

I'm all for legalization. However, I'm also in favor of making it an "in your own house" kind of thing. I don't want to smell that stuff in public. It's nasty.

Still smells better than ciggies.


To me it smells just a bit like skunk, but not enough that it's unpleasant.
 
2018-05-16 11:10:00 AM  

Super Chronic: It's a medical ailment known as corpus cavernosum cannabinosis, known colloquially as "bong dong."


Username checks out.
 
2018-05-16 11:17:51 AM  
Another complete waste of our tax dollars. There needs to be a jury pool always waiting to nullify every single stupid case of anyone using a plant.
 
2018-05-16 11:32:02 AM  
Oblig:

Broad City - Nature's Pocket
Youtube upK3vFNOvEI
 
2018-05-16 11:33:18 AM  
No,  the average human pelvis only emits a moderate odor of marijauna which is why the officers's suspicion was raised.
 
2018-05-16 11:42:32 AM  

Lady J: Indeed. Any woman who's ever smuggled anything has smuggled it there.


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2018-05-16 11:46:07 AM  
"Nelsoit also reported having pot "stuffed inside of her vaginal area," an area where items typically are not "stuffed."

I'm pretty sure an internet search on the subject would prove otherwise.
 
2018-05-16 11:48:50 AM  
My pelvis emits a strong smell of marijuana.  Also, if you suck my dick, you'll get stoned.

/worth a shot
 
2018-05-16 11:54:26 AM  

WilderKWight: One of the reasons I dislike being around people smoking weed is that it smells remarkably like my own underarm funk when I skip a shower. I can't imagine anyone liking  something that smells like B.O..


Either you're hanging out with people who smoke shiatty weed, or you've got some really unusual body chemistry.  Weed smells like petrichor -- the smell of a forest right before it rains to me.  A rich, earthy and very woody scent.  Moldy weed can smell very funky though.
 
2018-05-16 12:03:02 PM  

ReapTheChaos: "Nelsoit also reported having pot "stuffed inside of her vaginal area," an area where items typically are not "stuffed."

I'm pretty sure an internet search on the subject would prove otherwise.


"Kids are callin' it the Queefer-Reefer"

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2018-05-16 12:05:26 PM  
Wow, less than 20 grams of weed.  Those two evil biatches could have killed the entire state of Florida with that stuff, right?
 
2018-05-16 12:13:40 PM  
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2018-05-16 12:24:10 PM  

orbister: Lady J: Indeed. Any woman who's ever smuggled anything has smuggled it there.

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what's your point, caller?
 
2018-05-16 12:30:20 PM  

captcaveman: to nullify every single stupid case of anyone using a plant.


So if I were to spice up someone's dinner with some roots, freshly sliced cowbane and ground monkshood, that'd be fine?
 
2018-05-16 12:31:01 PM  

Lady J: orbister: Lady J: Indeed. Any woman who's ever smuggled anything has smuggled it there.

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what's your point, caller?


Mom?
 
2018-05-16 12:35:41 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Wow, less than 20 grams of weed.  Those two evil biatches could have killed the entire state of Florida with that stuff, right?


If they accelerated it to within .0001% of the speed of light and hit Tampa, sure.
 
2018-05-16 12:35:57 PM  

bearded clamorer: Reefer queefer?


Username etc.
 
2018-05-16 12:38:57 PM  

mongbiohazard: Don't farking care. Legalize it. The continued prohibition is utterly unconscionable.


Not so sure this scenario would produce too different a result in, say, Colorado or Washington.  The young women arrested were both under the age of 21.
 
2018-05-16 12:58:09 PM  

orbister: Lady J: orbister: Lady J: Indeed. Any woman who's ever smuggled anything has smuggled it there.

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what's your point, caller?

Mom?


You wait til your dad gets home.
 
2018-05-16 01:13:23 PM  
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It's the pelvic thrust that really drives them insane.
 
2018-05-16 01:13:39 PM  

SirEattonHogg: priapic_abandon2: WilderKWight: One of the reasons I dislike being around people smoking weed is that it smells remarkably like my own underarm funk when I skip a shower. I can't imagine anyone liking  something that smells like B.O..

I'm all for legalization. However, I'm also in favor of making it an "in your own house" kind of thing. I don't want to smell that stuff in public. It's nasty.

Still smells better than ciggies.

To me it smells just a bit like skunk, but not enough that it's unpleasant.


I haven't seen/smelled true skunk in years. These days, diesel and citrus seem to be the trendy pot smells.
 
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