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2018-05-16 07:50:41 AM  
I'd imagine that, to the jogger, being flashed as you run by must be like rapidly flipping the pages of a Blue Boy magazine...
 
2018-05-16 07:56:42 AM  
bare in the woods
 
2018-05-16 10:13:11 AM  
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2018-05-16 10:54:03 AM  
Best not to pick berries along the trail.

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2018-05-16 10:55:38 AM  
Sounds more healthy than franks 'n' beans.
 
2018-05-16 10:56:44 AM  
I've always wondered what kind of people do this. They know they are likely going to get caught, so why even do it in the first place? What is the weirdass motivation behind this?
 
2018-05-16 11:05:34 AM  

AntonChigger: I've always wondered what kind of people do this. They know they are likely going to get caught, so why even do it in the first place? What is the weirdass motivation behind this?


You notice these guys don't pull that shiat with men? Yeah. These are low grade sexual predators that, if they're not stopped, are going to start ramping up to more serious crimes like stalking, "peeping", sexual assault, and rape. Mostly, they didn't get caught, because police didn't take them very seriously. After all, so long as they're not flashing little kids, who cares if some schmuck feels the need to display his shortcomings? Except now we know there's a process of escalation, so the police do take it more seriously, and there are security cameras all over the place, which helps identify the creepers and bring them to justice.
 
2018-05-16 11:06:18 AM  
That's a rather flattering portrait of Eric Trump.
 
2018-05-16 11:06:47 AM  

AntonChigger: I've always wondered what kind of people do this. They know they are likely going to get caught, so why even do it in the first place? What is the weirdass motivation behind this?


Be glad you don't understand it.
 
2018-05-16 11:06:54 AM  
How about meat and two veg?
 
2018-05-16 11:07:06 AM  
I was doing a three day hike on the AT with a buddy.  We hadn't seen anyone the whole time.  After lunch on the second day I take about 3 steps off the trail to drop a deuce.  Mid grunt a group of three hikers walked by.
 
2018-05-16 11:07:17 AM  
Someone is trippin' balls.
 
2018-05-16 11:08:14 AM  

AntonChigger: I've always wondered what kind of people do this. They know they are likely going to get caught, so why even do it in the first place? What is the weirdass motivation behind this?


And why it's never attractive women. Probably something to do with getting a bizarrely gratifying reaction. This also explains why attractive women don't go to these lengths - they don't need to to get such attention.
 
2018-05-16 11:08:40 AM  

AntonChigger: I've always wondered what kind of people do this. They know they are likely going to get caught, so why even do it in the first place? What is the weirdass motivation behind this?


we had a serial flasher/stroker around here.  He would always stand outside one of the cracker barrel's windows and play with his wang
 
2018-05-16 11:10:12 AM  
Don't look, Ethel!
 
2018-05-16 11:11:22 AM  
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Great, a police sketch of the one part the victims weren't paying attention to.
 
2018-05-16 11:12:23 AM  
SirDigbyChickenCaesar

we had a serial flasher/stroker around here. He would always stand outside one of the cracker barrel's windows and play with his wang


What kind of sick fark does that?

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2018-05-16 11:13:12 AM  

BullBearMS: Don't look, Ethel!


But it was too late!   She'd already been mooned!

/booga-da - booga-da!
 
2018-05-16 11:13:12 AM  
I've always heard that pointing and laughing loudly is a good deterrent.  Not that I would ever shame a loser in public.
 
2018-05-16 11:14:47 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: SirDigbyChickenCaesar

we had a serial flasher/stroker around here. He would always stand outside one of the cracker barrel's windows and play with his wang


What kind of sick fark does that?

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Maybe it was one of the Commodores?  Using some Intellivision to show us how Tandy he is, trying to make some Amiga's think he's a real (Kay)Pro?
 
2018-05-16 11:18:20 AM  

ObscureNameHere: the Commodores


they are built like a brick house. ♫♪♫♪♪
 
2018-05-16 11:33:11 AM  
He has a hat. Helpful.
 
2018-05-16 11:42:38 AM  
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Great, a police sketch of the one part the victims weren't paying attention to.


Well yeah, but it's got his name right there:  M. Davis.
 
2018-05-16 11:50:33 AM  
One day he'll do it to an armed woman with a pink pistol and there'll be berries all over the place.
 
2018-05-16 12:09:17 PM  

AntonChigger: I've always wondered what kind of people do this. They know they are likely going to get caught, so why even do it in the first place? What is the weirdass motivation behind this?


I was going to suggest he was "cruising" on the down-low but it was women he was flashing.

csb
I worked down the street from a large forest preserve. Sometimes on a nice day I'd grab some lunch and head over there and park and eat my lunch and listen tot he radio just to get away from the office.

There would always be creepy guys slow rolling through and they would stop and and look at you. the last time I went there I was the only person there until some guy in a child molester van kept cruising by. I would move and he would follow or show up a few minutes later.

Once I figured it out and learned that guys "cruising" forest preserves for gay sex was a thing, I stopped going there.  NTTAWWT, but it's not my thing. Even if it was, a dude in windowless van in an empty forest preserve has serial killer written all over it.

/csb
 
2018-05-16 12:12:37 PM  
Looks like Ben Rothlisberger.
 
2018-05-16 12:16:41 PM  

ElFugawz: AntonChigger: I've always wondered what kind of people do this. They know they are likely going to get caught, so why even do it in the first place? What is the weirdass motivation behind this?

And why it's never attractive women. Probably something to do with getting a bizarrely gratifying reaction. This also explains why attractive women don't go to these lengths - they don't need to to get such attention.


Attractive women don't flash people? Wow, you really need to surf more porn, or go to Mardi Gras, or Fantasy Fest, or Coachella, or an outdoor rock concert, or... well, you get the picture. Women flash their junk way more than men do, it's just that us guys don't mind, so nobody really makes an issue out of it.
 
2018-05-16 12:44:35 PM  

BullBearMS: Don't look, Ethel!


But it was too late.
 
2018-05-16 12:45:34 PM  
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He is wearing a hat, so he is at least smart enough to watch his UV exposure
 
2018-05-16 01:00:37 PM  

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Great, a police sketch of the one part the victims weren't paying attention to.


Canadian ex-PM Stephen Harper has really let himself go.
 
2018-05-16 01:14:41 PM  

ReapTheChaos: ElFugawz: AntonChigger: 
Attractive women don't flash people? Wow, you really need to surf more porn, or go to Mardi Gras, or Fantasy Fest, or Coachella, or an outdoor rock concert, or... well, you get the picture. Women flash their junk way more than men do, it's just that us guys don't mind, so nobody really makes an issue out of it.


Clearly I was referring to this type of unwanted flashing of random people in everyday situations - parks, bus stations, Wendy's drive through, etc. At Mardi Gras and Coachella they very much encouraged by others to do it.

/now about that pron...
 
2018-05-16 01:29:46 PM  
This was a couple miles from my house!   Why do we attract all the pervs?
 
2018-05-16 01:32:26 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Snarfangel  -
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Great, a police sketch of the one part the victims weren't paying attention to.

Well yeah, but it's got his name right there:  M. Davis.


I thought Miles was dead!  And I never knew his talents branched out into police sketches.
 
2018-05-16 02:55:25 PM  
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2018-05-16 02:57:33 PM  
He looks my buddy Kyle...I am forwarding this to him right away!
 
2018-05-16 03:16:20 PM  
White guy, wifebeater, rotten teeth.

Yeah, that narrows it down to... every Republican in PA.

Good luck.
 
2018-05-16 09:35:18 PM  

ElFugawz: ReapTheChaos: ElFugawz: AntonChigger:
Attractive women don't flash people? Wow, you really need to surf more porn, or go to Mardi Gras, or Fantasy Fest, or Coachella, or an outdoor rock concert, or... well, you get the picture. Women flash their junk way more than men do, it's just that us guys don't mind, so nobody really makes an issue out of it.

Clearly I was referring to this type of unwanted flashing of random people in everyday situations - parks, bus stations, Wendy's drive through, etc. At Mardi Gras and Coachella they very much encouraged by others to do it.

/now about that pron...


Take any one of those situations, go to Google and add the words naked and flash to it, (as in naked drive through flash) you will get thousands of pics and videos of women doing exactly that.
 
2018-05-16 10:58:23 PM  

ReapTheChaos: ElFugawz: ReapTheChaos: ElFugawz: AntonChigger:
Attractive women don't flash people? Wow, you really need to surf more porn, or go to Mardi Gras, or Fantasy Fest, or Coachella, or an outdoor rock concert, or... well, you get the picture. Women flash their junk way more than men do, it's just that us guys don't mind, so nobody really makes an issue out of it.

Clearly I was referring to this type of unwanted flashing of random people in everyday situations - parks, bus stations, Wendy's drive through, etc. At Mardi Gras and Coachella they very much encouraged by others to do it.

/now about that pron...

Take any one of those situations, go to Google and add the words naked and flash to it, (as in naked drive through flash) you will get thousands of pics and videos of women doing exactly that.


https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fla​s​h-mountain/

/TIL the 'gets to skip the line' bit
 
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