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2018-05-16 06:43:52 AM  
cute puppy that actually turns out to actually be a...

wombat?
shaved monkey?
Elvis?
 
2018-05-16 08:15:04 AM  
That's an ugly puppy.
 
2018-05-16 08:19:38 AM  
Accidentally scrolled down to the comments
In the comments it appears that it had to to have been a stupid liberal because conservatives would have known it was a coyote and killed it.
 
2018-05-16 08:23:57 AM  

spongeboob: Accidentally scrolled down to the comments
In the comments it appears that it had to to have been a stupid liberal because conservatives would have known it was a coyote and killed it.


Here in North Georgia all parties would cheer if it was killed.  They're a nuisance animal and far from endangered and they've been known to crash through screened patios to snack on pets.
 
2018-05-16 08:24:33 AM  

spongeboob: Accidentally scrolled down to the comments
In the comments it appears that it had to to have been a stupid liberal because conservatives would have known it was a coyote and killed it.


Yup
"Blatantly obvious to everyone except a stupid liberal animal loving geek."

 *eyeroll*
 
2018-05-16 08:27:12 AM  
It's not FOX News - it's COYOTE News!
 
2018-05-16 08:28:32 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: spongeboob: Accidentally scrolled down to the comments
In the comments it appears that it had to to have been a stupid liberal because conservatives would have known it was a coyote and killed it.

Here in North Georgia all parties would cheer if it was killed.  They're a nuisance animal and far from endangered and they've been known to crash through screened patios to snack on pets.


Coyotes always get blamed for the actions of north georgia methheads.
 
2018-05-16 08:35:58 AM  
Aww, wittle snookums!
 
2018-05-16 08:36:59 AM  
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2018-05-16 08:38:57 AM  
So the puppy turned out to be... a puppy?

/Shocked
 
2018-05-16 08:39:32 AM  

spongeboob: Accidentally scrolled down to the comments
In the comments it appears that it had to to have been a stupid liberal because conservatives would have known it was a coyote and killed it.


Well of course. Conservatives are raised by their manly fathers in outdoors so they will grow up to be well-armed well-trained manly men like God intended. Only a limp-wristed mama's boy with a participation trophy and wasted years of socialist indoctrination in public school would try to rescue a coyote because they thought it was a dog.
 
2018-05-16 08:41:23 AM  
Fun fact: Coyotes make wonderful and loving pets if properly cared for despite their nature.*

*This is what pit bull owners actually believe.
 
2018-05-16 08:48:04 AM  
My brother's family has a little backyard chicken roost. Accidentally left the coop unlocked this past weekend, and all five chickens ended up spread across the yard in a fine layer of entrails and feathers. They didn't actually see the coyote - but on the Colorado Front Range, it's a good bet. When I worked out there, I had a boss who used to pick up roadkill on the way to his house in the hogbacks, toss the corpses out on his property, and then sit on his back porch with a beer and a .22 to pick off the coyotes that came sniffing after the meat. He'd never forgiven them for killing the family dog.

We're still laughing at my oldest niece coming into the house to say: "Daddy, there's something wrong with the chickens." Like they were acting strangely, instead of having been turned into chicken slurry.
 
2018-05-16 08:59:05 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: spongeboob: Accidentally scrolled down to the comments
In the comments it appears that it had to to have been a stupid liberal because conservatives would have known it was a coyote and killed it.

Here in North Georgia all parties would cheer if it was killed.  They're a nuisance animal and far from endangered and they've been known to crash through screened patios to snack on pets.


And it takes 4 posts for the hateful to seep from the comments there over to here.
 
2018-05-16 09:01:35 AM  

gonegirl: My brother's family has a little backyard chicken roost. Accidentally left the coop unlocked this past weekend, and all five chickens ended up spread across the yard in a fine layer of entrails and feathers. They didn't actually see the coyote - but on the Colorado Front Range, it's a good bet. When I worked out there, I had a boss who used to pick up roadkill on the way to his house in the hogbacks, toss the corpses out on his property, and then sit on his back porch with a beer and a .22 to pick off the coyotes that came sniffing after the meat. He'd never forgiven them for killing the family dog.

We're still laughing at my oldest niece coming into the house to say: "Daddy, there's something wrong with the chickens." Like they were acting strangely, instead of having been turned into chicken slurry.


Sure it's funny NOW, but when she's sitting in some psychiatrist office at 40 mumbling about the chickens, you'll really be sorry.
 
2018-05-16 09:10:17 AM  

Calypsocookie: gonegirl: My brother's family has a little backyard chicken roost. Accidentally left the coop unlocked this past weekend, and all five chickens ended up spread across the yard in a fine layer of entrails and feathers. They didn't actually see the coyote - but on the Colorado Front Range, it's a good bet. When I worked out there, I had a boss who used to pick up roadkill on the way to his house in the hogbacks, toss the corpses out on his property, and then sit on his back porch with a beer and a .22 to pick off the coyotes that came sniffing after the meat. He'd never forgiven them for killing the family dog.

We're still laughing at my oldest niece coming into the house to say: "Daddy, there's something wrong with the chickens." Like they were acting strangely, instead of having been turned into chicken slurry.

Sure it's funny NOW, but when she's sitting in some psychiatrist office at 40 mumbling about the chickens, you'll really be sorry.


Well da Niece ...  have the chickens stopped screaming?
 
2018-05-16 09:21:07 AM  
Eh close enough to a dog.
 
2018-05-16 09:52:32 AM  
Now, Johnny, eat your veggies and stop picking on your sister, or the LIBS! will come and take you away.
 
2018-05-16 10:17:13 AM  
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2018-05-16 10:21:13 AM  

spongeboob: Accidentally scrolled down to the comments
In the comments it appears that it had to to have been a stupid liberal because conservatives would have known it was a coyote and killed it.


come on, no one could find a way to insert politics into a thread like tha...

damnit.

/the political derangement has gotten waaaay out of hand
 
2018-05-16 11:02:15 AM  

meathome: spongeboob: Accidentally scrolled down to the comments
In the comments it appears that it had to to have been a stupid liberal because conservatives would have known it was a coyote and killed it.

come on, no one could find a way to insert politics into a thread like tha...

damnit.

/the political derangement has gotten waaaay out of hand


Wish there was a 'move to politics tab' button. Though would have to be for comments not threads or there would be a risk of no main page threads existing these days.
 
2018-05-16 12:05:29 PM  
Look. If you hadn't told me it was a coyote, I wouldn't have known either.

You know what as well? Coyotes are what dogs are supposed to look like. Not like the freak of nature your aunt sneaks into restaurants in her purse.
 
2018-05-16 12:11:47 PM  
{YIKES!}
 
2018-05-16 12:46:54 PM  

foo monkey: That's an ugly puppy.


I get it.
Will it grow up to sling drinks?
 
2018-05-16 01:24:53 PM  
They come from such different sets of circumstance.
 
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