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(FOX6Now)   "She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"   ( fox6now.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 06:40:48 AM  
Fox is Donald's personal erotica site.
 
2018-05-16 06:55:46 AM  
Sure, there's five great uses for pee. But, there's also at least five terrible uses for pee as well

Fair and balanced, my urethra.
 
2018-05-16 09:44:55 AM  
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Just five?
 
2018-05-16 09:45:39 AM  
"Hey Siri, If I urinate all over my phone, will it remove my search history?"
 
2018-05-16 09:45:55 AM  
Angerlar Brooks

Were her parents huge "Who's The Boss?" fans?
 
2018-05-16 09:47:04 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: "Hey Siri, If I urinate all over my phone, will it remove my search history?"


No, but no one will want to pick it up to check.
 
2018-05-16 09:47:06 AM  
Is she Russian?
 
2018-05-16 09:47:54 AM  
If you don't have to go can you pay a prostitute instead?  Asking for a friend.
 
2018-05-16 09:48:34 AM  
...and the cops said to her, "Urine Trouble."
 
2018-05-16 09:49:50 AM  
well, according to the esteemed ronnie raygun, urine can trickle down economic prosperity for the working/middle classes.

powerful stuff when i comes out of the right wiener.
 
2018-05-16 09:52:56 AM  
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2018-05-16 09:53:37 AM  

Linux_Yes: well, according to the esteemed ronnie raygun, urine can trickle down economic prosperity for the working/middle classes.

powerful stuff when i comes out of the right wiener.


do you wake up in the morning with the expressed goal of trying to post the most insanely retarded crap or is it more of an organic thing that just happens?
 
2018-05-16 09:54:17 AM  

Linux_Yes: well, according to the esteemed ronnie raygun, urine can trickle down economic prosperity for the working/middle classes.

powerful stuff when i comes out of the right wiener.


Usually doesn't come out of the left wiener.
 
2018-05-16 09:57:28 AM  
http://www.suspecturinatedonhandstowas​hawaygunshotresidue.com

I don't think she visited that site at all.
 
2018-05-16 09:58:50 AM  
Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you.
 
2018-05-16 10:00:00 AM  
Suspect reportedly pissed.
 
2018-05-16 10:00:27 AM  
Double edged sword of technology: now its much easier to discover what used to be very specialized knowledge. Downside, it's easy to find out what you've been researching
 
2018-05-16 10:01:19 AM  
So what's her Fark handle?
 
2018-05-16 10:01:53 AM  
Meanwhile in Ronald Reagan's hometown...

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2018-05-16 10:02:55 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: "Hey Siri, If I urinate all over my phone, will it remove my search history?"


Before the 7, yes.

\they weren't waterproof
 
2018-05-16 10:04:01 AM  
Moises Alou looks on with concern
 
2018-05-16 10:06:38 AM  

Phelon Hardtimes: Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you.


The color I have you Farkied in goes well with this thread.

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FOREVER
 
2018-05-16 10:07:01 AM  
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2018-05-16 10:07:51 AM  

LarryDan43: Meanwhile in Ronald Reagan's hometown...

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What happens to the kids who's parents don't bring ID?  Or don't get claimed?
 
2018-05-16 10:08:41 AM  
What a pisser - Airplane
Youtube AmA7Nm4qvGE
 
2018-05-16 10:09:47 AM  
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Pee removes jellyfish sting
 
2018-05-16 10:10:54 AM  
Isn't nitrogen the stuff that triggers the GSR test reaction, like the explosives swabs they use at the airport?

If so, I'd just take up gardening.  They swab your hands, it comes back positive, "oh, I was just out fertilizing my tomatoes, of course it's going to test positive."
 
2018-05-16 10:11:27 AM  
Gloves might work too.
 
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2018-05-16 10:11:50 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: LarryDan43: Meanwhile in Ronald Reagan's hometown...

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What happens to the kids who's parents don't bring ID?  Or don't get claimed?


The former, probably get released anyway, my guess is no one will be checking too closely.

The latter, probably held until the end of the normal school day in study-hall type of thing, then released as usual.
 
2018-05-16 10:15:25 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: What happens to the kids who's parents don't bring ID?  Or don't get claimed?


I want to know why the kids are being held in the armory... and how many got rejected for not being clean enough.
 
2018-05-16 10:16:25 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Linux_Yes: well, according to the esteemed ronnie raygun, urine can trickle down economic prosperity for the working/middle classes.

powerful stuff when i comes out of the right wiener.

do you wake up in the morning with the expressed goal of trying to post the most insanely retarded crap or is it more of an organic thing that just happens?


subby just reminded me of how much i miss Ronnie and his Trickle down theory of Economics.  he was an actor, you know.  that's why he knows these things.
 
2018-05-16 10:16:47 AM  
So violating probation gets your internet search history published now?
 
2018-05-16 10:19:42 AM  
I think saliva removes gsr.   I heard you can lick it off.
 
2018-05-16 10:23:15 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Angerlar Brooks

Were her parents huge "Who's The Boss?" fans?


That was the first thing I thought of and I knew someone would beat me to the joke...
 
2018-05-16 10:25:03 AM  
Well does pee remove gunpowder residue? Asking for a friend.
 
2018-05-16 10:27:22 AM  

wax_on: Well does pee remove gunpowder residue? Asking for a friend.


No, but nitric acid does.
 
2018-05-16 10:29:09 AM  
The other day, a buddy of mine and I were trying to decide if it was lye or lime that you use to dispose of bodies.  I told him there was no way I was asking the Google about that one.
 
2018-05-16 10:34:00 AM  

GanjSmokr: The other day, a buddy of mine and I were trying to decide if it was lye or lime that you use to dispose of bodies.  I told him there was no way I was asking the Google about that one.


Quick lime and an abandoned well. 'Course, modern GPS makes that abandoned part a bit problematic.

I mean, I read it somewhere. You know, in a book.
 
2018-05-16 10:35:36 AM  
I'm glad this isn't related to the article below it, "Would you like a SuperSoaker with that?"
 
2018-05-16 10:36:55 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Angerlar Brooks

Were her parents huge "Who's The Boss?" fans?


I think they were both stroke survivors who the person at the hospital birth ward had trouble understanding.
 
2018-05-16 10:37:44 AM  

GanjSmokr: The other day, a buddy of mine and I were trying to decide if it was lye or lime that you use to dispose of bodies.  I told him there was no way I was asking the Google about that one.


Both will, eventually.

Lye will turn the corpse into soap.
 
2018-05-16 10:41:22 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: GanjSmokr: The other day, a buddy of mine and I were trying to decide if it was lye or lime that you use to dispose of bodies.  I told him there was no way I was asking the Google about that one.

Quick lime and an abandoned well. 'Course, modern GPS makes that abandoned part a bit problematic.

I mean, I read it somewhere. You know, in a book.


I'm pretty sure a barrel of lye would also be effective.  Or any strong base/acid.  Just don't use hydroflouric acid in a bathtub.  Don't be like Jesse.
 
2018-05-16 10:41:33 AM  
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Is interested in learning about additional uses for urine.
 
2018-05-16 10:41:45 AM  

Calypsocookie: Phelon Hardtimes: Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you.

The color I have you Farkied in goes well with this thread.

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FOREVER


I can live with that.
 
2018-05-16 10:49:55 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: xxBirdMadGirlxx: GanjSmokr: The other day, a buddy of mine and I were trying to decide if it was lye or lime that you use to dispose of bodies.  I told him there was no way I was asking the Google about that one.

Quick lime and an abandoned well. 'Course, modern GPS makes that abandoned part a bit problematic.

I mean, I read it somewhere. You know, in a book.

I'm pretty sure a barrel of lye would also be effective.  Or any strong base/acid.  Just don't use hydroflouric acid in a bathtub.  Don't be like Jesse.


I am hardly the organic chemist of my blood line but hopefully even I would pause before using anything acid in an enclosed space on porcelain.

/ Never watched Breaking Bad but I'm guessing the end result
//Thanks for the chem lesson, Farkers
///Saponification  is quite a word.
 
2018-05-16 10:51:21 AM  
So...what are the other four great uses for pee?  Can't just leave us hanging like that.
 
2018-05-16 10:52:43 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: GanjSmokr: The other day, a buddy of mine and I were trying to decide if it was lye or lime that you use to dispose of bodies.  I told him there was no way I was asking the Google about that one.

Quick lime and an abandoned well. 'Course, modern GPS makes that abandoned part a bit problematic.

I mean, I read it somewhere. You know, in a book.


Quick lime. Not the stuff you spread on your lawn. You'll want to go to a masonry supply store, not a gardening supply store.
 
2018-05-16 10:53:37 AM  
We need to pass some common sense bladder control laws.
 
2018-05-16 10:58:49 AM  
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2018-05-16 11:02:53 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: LarryDan43: Meanwhile in Ronald Reagan's hometown...

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What happens to the kids who's parents don't bring ID?  Or don't get claimed?


They get away clean?
 
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