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(WREG Memphis)   Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles   ( wreg.com) divider line
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2018-05-16 06:40:07 AM  
Worst
Supervillain
Ever
 
2018-05-16 10:55:54 AM  
This doesn't sound like the plot of a Hollywood movie at all.
 
2018-05-16 10:58:36 AM  
According to the article about serial killer jobs he's likely to be a pastor or priest
 
2018-05-16 11:10:30 AM  
The belt of Eli
 
2018-05-16 11:22:15 AM  

CipollinaFan: Worst
Supervillain
Ever


you kidding?  I want to see him in some kind of Temperance showdown against Duffman.

/  OOOOOH YEAHH!
//Let the thrusting commence
 
2018-05-16 11:23:05 AM  
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Any relation to the Bible Belt Head Wacker And Frog Squisher?
 
2018-05-16 11:24:39 AM  

brax33: According to the article about serial killer jobs he's likely to be a pastor or priest


False: Gas pump attendant.
 
2018-05-16 11:25:11 AM  
Check a local church.

I bet he's a pastor or minister
 
2018-05-16 11:33:27 AM  
"By developing a profile, they determined the killer was a white man who was born between 1936 and 1962. He was between 5-feet-9 inches and 6-feet-2 inches and weighed between 180 and 270 pounds."

Why do I get the feeling they won't find the killer?
 
2018-05-16 11:33:31 AM  
I thought strangling Bibles was protected by the First Amendment.
 
2018-05-16 11:33:47 AM  

binox: brax33: According to the article about serial killer jobs he's likely to be a pastor or priest

False: Gas pump attendant.


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Yup.
 
2018-05-16 11:38:36 AM  
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2018-05-16 11:40:19 AM  
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2018-05-16 11:42:33 AM  

Dissident Sheep: "By developing a profile, they determined the killer was a white man who was born between 1936 and 1962. He was between 5-feet-9 inches and 6-feet-2 inches and weighed between 180 and 270 pounds."

Why do I get the feeling they won't find the killer?


Crap, they're after my dad. But he wears suspenders!
 
2018-05-16 11:46:29 AM  
Bet he is not that bad compared to the Bow Tie Killer:

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2018-05-16 11:46:33 AM  

Dissident Sheep: "By developing a profile, they determined the killer was a white man who was born between 1936 and 1962. He was between 5-feet-9 inches and 6-feet-2 inches and weighed between 180 and 270 pounds."

Why do I get the feeling they won't find the killer?


Because it's hard to find someone in the Bible Belt who weighs under 270 pounds?
 
2018-05-16 11:49:49 AM  
So the victims were restricted to people from the bible belt eh? I mean, its not like we HAVE to bring the killer to justice...
 
2018-05-16 11:50:12 AM  
"By developing a profile, they determined the killer was a white man who was born between 1936 and 1962. He was between 5-feet-9 inches and 6-feet-2 inches and weighed between 180 and 270 pounds."

By developing a profile, I've determined the killer was driving a Chevy, Ford, Buick or Pontiac vehicle that was either blue, red, or green. I also determined he had either a crew cut or long hair.
 
2018-05-16 12:01:01 PM  
What does solving a crime have to do with sociology?
 
2018-05-16 12:16:07 PM  

Dissident Sheep: "By developing a profile, they determined the killer was a white man who was born between 1936 and 1962. He was between 5-feet-9 inches and 6-feet-2 inches and weighed between 180 and 270 pounds."

Why do I get the feeling they won't find the killer?


They have managed to narrow it down to 95% of all the men alive in the early 80's.  Just connecting the dots from this point on.
 
2018-05-16 12:24:03 PM  
"He's alluded justice for 40 years."

And that's from the teacher?
 
2018-05-16 12:33:11 PM  
Police sketches of the killer are inconclusive.

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2018-05-16 01:04:15 PM  

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2018-05-16 01:32:05 PM  
He was between 5-feet-9 inches and 6-feet-2 inches and weighed between 180 and 270 pounds.

i applaud these kids but they just described  virtually every male in the extremely busy place I'm having lunch. Wait, OMG, what if he's HERE?
 
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