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2018-05-16 03:16:28 AM  
Nice. Worthy of the "Repeat" tag.
 
2018-05-16 05:02:12 AM  
Chow Mein Kampf? Don't eat the stir fry
 
2018-05-16 05:04:06 AM  
EVERYBODY LO PANIC!
 
2018-05-16 05:04:29 AM  
The colon in tfa's headline got me. I thought the NH AG was killed at first.
 
2018-05-16 05:05:43 AM  
I hope they don't spend too many resources investigating this..A multi-felon white trash supremacist
scumbag gets whacked, probably by his own people..No loss..The guy took more from society
than he gave.
 
2018-05-16 05:08:04 AM  
So - good guy with a gun?
 
2018-05-16 05:17:22 AM  
Investigators also brought in a fire truck to take aerial photos of the scene.

You have flying fire trucks in the US? OMG, that's so awesome.
 
2018-05-16 05:32:04 AM  

lucksi: Investigators also brought in a fire truck to take aerial photos of the scene.

You have flying fire trucks in the US? OMG, that's so awesome.


In Claremont that's highfalutin tech.
 
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2018-05-16 05:34:46 AM  

powhound: The colon in tfa's headline got me. I thought the NH AG was killed at first.


I had to re-read it and the first paragraph at least 3 times. Kept trying to figure out how a 36 year old prison gang leader became attorney general...
 
2018-05-16 05:38:23 AM  

151: powhound: The colon in tfa's headline got me. I thought the NH AG was killed at first.

I had to re-read it and the first paragraph at least 3 times. Kept trying to figure out how a 36 year old prison gang leader became attorney general...


In America today, all you need is $$$$$
 
2018-05-16 05:39:14 AM  

Summoner101: EVERYBODY LO PANIC!


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2018-05-16 05:59:42 AM  

151: powhound: The colon in tfa's headline got me. I thought the NH AG was killed at first.

I had to re-read it and the first paragraph at least 3 times. Kept trying to figure out how a 36 year old prison gang leader became attorney general...


Glad I'm not the only one.

Now the question is why did this headline throw us off like that?
 
2018-05-16 06:00:50 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: I hope they don't spend too many resources investigating this..A multi-felon white trash supremacist
scumbag gets whacked, probably by his own people..No loss..The guy took more from society
than he gave.


Actually they SHOULD spend a lot of resources on it, ESPECIALLY if it's soemone from his group. Get the in-fighting sparked-up among the riffraffs.
 
2018-05-16 06:19:28 AM  
In 2008, his father was killed by the cops when they showed up at his trailer to arrest the son for stealing a Nazi flag.

This entire timeline summed up in one sentence.
 
2018-05-16 06:29:05 AM  

biggamehickman: Summoner101: EVERYBODY LO PANIC!

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At least someone got the reference!
 
2018-05-16 06:32:26 AM  

powhound: The colon in tfa's headline got me. I thought the NH AG was killed at first.


So did I. Re-read and went from "oh noes! " to "and nothing of value was lost" in 2 seconds.
 
2018-05-16 06:32:43 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: I hope they don't spend too many resources investigating this..A multi-felon white trash supremacist
scumbag gets whacked, probably by his own people..No loss..The guy took more from society
than he gave.


Why?  Do you want more white supremacist gang-bangers running around shooting people?

Especially if it was somebody like him, I hope the shooter gets caught and faces the full weight of the law.
 
2018-05-16 06:35:44 AM  
How does a Nazi gang member even become a state Attorney General?


/that's seriously how I read the headline.
//not enough sleep
 
2018-05-16 06:44:50 AM  

Dork Gently: Mr. Shabooboo: I hope they don't spend too many resources investigating this..A multi-felon white trash supremacist
scumbag gets whacked, probably by his own people..No loss..The guy took more from society
than he gave.

Why?  Do you want more white supremacist gang-bangers running around shooting people?

Especially if it was somebody like him, I hope the shooter gets caught and faces the full weight of the law.


Let them off each other in their little inter-gang drama and chalk it up to eugenics..
 
2018-05-16 06:52:22 AM  

Dork Gently: Mr. Shabooboo: I hope they don't spend too many resources investigating this..A multi-felon white trash supremacist
scumbag gets whacked, probably by his own people..No loss..The guy took more from society
than he gave.

Why?  Do you want more white supremacist gang-bangers running around shooting people?

Especially if it was somebody like him, I hope the shooter gets caught and faces the full weight of the law.


Of course they should try. But realistically - gang killings don't get solved a lot.
Victim found dead, nobody saw anything, nobody heard anything, nobody knows anything.
Same as when a Crip or 87th Streeter gets shot. The odds it will be solved aren't high.
 
2018-05-16 06:53:59 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Dork Gently: Mr. Shabooboo: I hope they don't spend too many resources investigating this..A multi-felon white trash supremacist
scumbag gets whacked, probably by his own people..No loss..The guy took more from society
than he gave.

Why?  Do you want more white supremacist gang-bangers running around shooting people?

Especially if it was somebody like him, I hope the shooter gets caught and faces the full weight of the law.

Let them off each other in their little inter-gang drama and chalk it up to eugenics..


Thanks for clarifying that you think white supremacist murderer should be left free to kill again.  I'm glad to know where you stand on the question.
 
2018-05-16 07:16:43 AM  
Um, good...one less Nazi or something? I can't remember what I posted yesterday, or if I did...I don't like deja-vu this often...
 
2018-05-16 07:22:14 AM  
The elder Jarvis had fired a handgun as the trooper entered the trailer. And the trooper, who was struck in the thigh, returned fire, killing him.

The elder Jarvis had fired a handgun as the trooper entered the trailer, and the trooper, who was struck in the thigh, returned fire, killing him.

FTFY
 
2018-05-16 07:24:16 AM  

Resident Muslim: Mr. Shabooboo: I hope they don't spend too many resources investigating this..A multi-felon white trash supremacist
scumbag gets whacked, probably by his own people..No loss..The guy took more from society
than he gave.

Actually they SHOULD spend a lot of resources on it, ESPECIALLY if it's soemone from his group. Get the in-fighting sparked-up among the riffraffs.


You don't need to investigate.  Just start a bunch of rumors.
 
2018-05-16 07:26:42 AM  
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2018-05-16 07:37:54 AM  
Sounds like his violent past finally caught up with him.
 
2018-05-16 08:17:43 AM  
"He was much more than the crazy racist many try to portray him as."
Jarvis was the type of person who would give a *white* stranger his last dollar, Mulvey said.

ftftfa
 
2018-05-16 08:26:08 AM  
At least with this version of the story we won't have farkers thinking the quote "He was much more than the crazy racist many try to portray him as." was referring to Hitler.
 
2018-05-16 08:39:23 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: At least with this version of the story we won't have farkers thinking the quote "He was much more than the crazy racist many try to portray him as." was referring to Hitler.


What, Hitler was a crazy, genocidal, syphilitic racist?

/save the environment, recycle your jokes
 
2018-05-16 08:51:12 AM  

Dork Gently: Vlad_the_Inaner: At least with this version of the story we won't have farkers thinking the quote "He was much more than the crazy racist many try to portray him as." was referring to Hitler.

What, Hitler was a crazy, genocidal, syphilitic racist?

/save the environment, recycle your jokes


But was he "more" than that?
 
2018-05-16 08:58:13 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Dork Gently: Vlad_the_Inaner: At least with this version of the story we won't have farkers thinking the quote "He was much more than the crazy racist many try to portray him as." was referring to Hitler.

What, Hitler was a crazy, genocidal, syphilitic racist?

/save the environment, recycle your jokes

But was he "more" than that?


He was more than just a crazy racist; he was a crazy, genocidal, syphilitic racist.  He was also a failed artist who refused to do an honest day's work, an Austrian with delusions of Germanity, and lots of other things.  But mostly, Hitler was a crazy, genocidal, syphilitic racist.
 
2018-05-16 09:47:46 AM  

151: powhound: The colon in tfa's headline got me. I thought the NH AG was killed at first.

I had to re-read it and the first paragraph at least 3 times. Kept trying to figure out how a 36 year old prison gang leader became attorney general...


It's New Hampshire baby, live free or die!
 
2018-05-16 10:03:27 AM  

powhound: The colon in tfa's headline got me. I thought the NH AG was killed at first.


Likewise...and a neighbor of mine used to work with him...
 
2018-05-16 10:04:27 AM  

Dork Gently: Vlad_the_Inaner: Dork Gently: Vlad_the_Inaner: At least with this version of the story we won't have farkers thinking the quote "He was much more than the crazy racist many try to portray him as." was referring to Hitler.

What, Hitler was a crazy, genocidal, syphilitic racist?

/save the environment, recycle your jokes

But was he "more" than that?

He was more than just a crazy racist; he was a crazy, genocidal, syphilitic racist.  He was also a failed artist who refused to do an honest day's work, an Austrian with delusions of Germanity, and lots of other things.  But mostly, Hitler was a crazy, genocidal, syphilitic racist.


He never gets credit for the good things he did...like killing Hitler.
 
2018-05-16 10:06:33 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Let them off each other in their little inter-gang drama and chalk it up to eugenics..


$10 says the shiathead in the story said the same kind of thing about black on black crime. Let that sink in for a moment.
 
2018-05-16 10:45:27 AM  
FTFA: A former prison gang leader who was active in the white supremacist movement died shortly after midnight on Sunday in the parking lot of a Chinese restaurant after being shot multiple times...

Of course it was multiple times. Get shot once, and you're only going to want another bullet an hour later.
 
2018-05-16 11:16:15 AM  
He probably pissed off the Triads or some other rival gang, and with his record if you think the cops will investigate his murder with any sort of effort, you're a really optimistic person. His file is going to get buried and lost and forgotten, because when you shoot at cops and proclaim yourself a Nazi, you pretty much give up on having anyone in legal authority give a shiat about your fate.
 
2018-05-16 11:35:13 AM  
More like Kung Pow.
 
2018-05-16 12:14:48 PM  

Dork Gently: Mr. Shabooboo: I hope they don't spend too many resources investigating this..A multi-felon white trash supremacist
scumbag gets whacked, probably by his own people..No loss..The guy took more from society
than he gave.

Why?  Do you want more white supremacist gang-bangers running around shooting people?

Especially if it was somebody like him, I hope the shooter gets caught and faces the full weight of the law.


We call that "Two for the price of one."

I can't condone the action, but I find the result fairly satisfying.
 
2018-05-16 12:17:01 PM  
I was hoping for an article about how to make lo mein. All the recipes I've tried from the web don't come even close to a take out place.
 
2018-05-16 12:53:24 PM  

OldJames: I was hoping for an article about how to make lo mein. All the recipes I've tried from the web don't come even close to a take out place.


Sorry.  Ancient Chinese secret.
 
2018-05-16 11:55:03 PM  
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