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(MLive.com)   Pontiac woman accused of killing boyfriend, tries to escape detection by disguising self as... Damn, a rabid Oompa Loompa?   ( mlive.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Marita G. Talley, Firearm, Semi-automatic pistol, Arraignment, Plea, Police, Murder, Sheriff  
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7705 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2018 at 11:38 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-05-15 09:48:33 PM  
Pontiac is what would happen if Detroit and Flint had a baby and they left it in a dumpster... so I'm surprised the disguise didn't work.
 
2018-05-15 10:16:02 PM  
Dave Chapelle, no!
 
2018-05-15 11:00:00 PM  
I was gonna go with disguised as an Oldsmobile.
 
2018-05-15 11:13:02 PM  
do you think she buys lipstick or just wraps her lips on a pool cue?

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2018-05-15 11:34:27 PM  
Marita G. Talley, 34, of Pontiac

Oh, I thought her name was Pontiac.
 
2018-05-15 11:40:12 PM  
So it inexplicably overheats for no real good reason (even if it might've been the temp gauge trolling me?)

/for whatever reason I decided to mourn my old 2002 Sunfire just now.
 
2018-05-15 11:41:30 PM  
That's a man, baby.
 
2018-05-15 11:46:00 PM  
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What the proper result should be when clicking on anything labeled "Pontiac Woman."
 
2018-05-15 11:47:20 PM  
if she was told she HAD to look like that, she would not want it...i don't know of anyone that would.

i guess she was going for the "if i look like this, no one would look twice"
 
2018-05-15 11:47:34 PM  
This Trump cosplay has gone too far.
 
2018-05-15 11:47:50 PM  
I was born im Pontiac.

/I got better
 
2018-05-15 11:51:18 PM  
She tried to disguise herself as Snooki?
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2018-05-15 11:51:46 PM  
She blue him away.
 
2018-05-15 11:54:27 PM  
Why anyone here thinks she's unattractive is beyond me. Is it the blue lipstick?
 
2018-05-15 11:55:29 PM  
Chrysler's never have this problem.
 
2018-05-15 11:57:23 PM  
I'm going to guess that the lipstick and wig glow brightly under a black-light and were chosen specifically for that reason.
 
2018-05-15 11:57:44 PM  
Final thoughts. we should all try to do better and not kill each over stupid sheet.
 
2018-05-16 12:00:48 AM  
Looks like she just smurfed Papa Smurf.
 
2018-05-16 12:05:40 AM  
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/unavailable for comment
 
2018-05-16 12:09:49 AM  
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/no idea
 
2018-05-16 12:15:49 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Why anyone here thinks she's unattractive is beyond me. Is it the blue lipstick?


That, and I suspect that maybe the first degree premeditated murder of her boyfriend 4 days ago isn't exactly a highly attractive feature in a potential date either.  Just spitballing.
 
2018-05-16 12:18:35 AM  
Three questions, a man or a woman?
 
2018-05-16 12:19:02 AM  
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dill
You are the man that I'm going to kill.
Oompa Loompa Doopity green
For media trolling an AR-15.
 
2018-05-16 12:22:28 AM  
Why, why, why, would you post something like that this late in the day. I have to try & sleep now, damn it.
 
2018-05-16 12:24:50 AM  
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That's a man
 
2018-05-16 12:28:54 AM  
Austin Powers would probably shag them anyway.
 
2018-05-16 12:29:33 AM  

ShamanGator: Why, why, why, would you post something like that this late in the day. I have to try & sleep now, damn it.


Nighty-night!
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2018-05-16 12:30:42 AM  
Why does the term "blue balls" keep popping into my head?
 
2018-05-16 12:34:03 AM  

Archie Goodwin: [img.fark.net image 403x347]
/no idea


She actually does look more like a young SLJ than Dave Chapelle.

/good job too
 
2018-05-16 12:43:27 AM  
It's ok.  An Ocampa only lives seven years.  But how did one get all the way here from the Delta Quadrant?
 
2018-05-16 12:43:56 AM  
Rabid Oompa Loompa is the name of my itinerant Donald Trump impersonation troupe.
 
2018-05-16 12:44:40 AM  
That's Flip Wilson, baby.
 
2018-05-16 12:45:13 AM  

frostus: Why does the term "blue balls" keep popping into my head?


Because you are trying to block the term "blue waffle" from showing up.
 
2018-05-16 12:45:39 AM  
I'm photo negative Rick James, biatch.
 
2018-05-16 12:49:42 AM  

Qatmandu: That's Flip Wilson, baby.


we're old
 
2018-05-16 12:51:03 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: JohnnyApocalypse: Why anyone here thinks she's unattractive is beyond me. Is it the blue lipstick?

That, and I suspect that maybe the first degree premeditated murder of her boyfriend 4 days ago isn't exactly a highly attractive feature in a potential date either.  Just spitballing.


My divorce will be final in days. I'll take my chances
 
2018-05-16 12:53:27 AM  
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
I've got another puzzle for you
What do you get when you kill your boyfriend?
Shooting him up you will find a bad end.
Running away while you're wearing a wig
How do you think they won't. know. you?
Wearing stupid blue lipstick.

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee
I've got another sentence for thee
Put you in jail for a decade or three
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee

You might have gone far
If you'd driven your car
But they'd still find you
because you're a dude
At least that's what you appear. to. be.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oompa Loompa Doopity screwed...
 
2018-05-16 12:55:57 AM  

johnny queso: Qatmandu: That's Flip Wilson, baby.

we're old


We're still breathin'...
 
2018-05-16 12:58:31 AM  

Qatmandu: johnny queso: Qatmandu: That's Flip Wilson, baby.

we're old

We're still breathin'...


unlike geraldine.
 
2018-05-16 01:02:16 AM  

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 534x800]
That's a man


I think SHE would disagree.
 
2018-05-16 01:07:07 AM  

bdub77: do you think she buys lipstick or just wraps her lips on a pool cue?

[image.mlive.com image 600x750]


At least we don't have to wonder if it was chalked
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2018-05-16 01:30:14 AM  

limboslam: [img.fark.net image 425x318]
What the proper result should be when clicking on anything labeled "Pontiac Woman."


Are we sure that's a woman and not a Trans?
 
2018-05-16 01:32:23 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Why anyone here thinks she's unattractive is beyond me. Is it the blue lipstick?


And the horrible blonde bleaching. And even if you were to correct those she is barely average if I'm being generous.
 
2018-05-16 01:36:36 AM  

Gawdzila: limboslam: [img.fark.net image 425x318]
What the proper result should be when clicking on anything labeled "Pontiac Woman."

Are we sure that's a woman and not a Trans?


Now you've done it.
 
2018-05-16 01:48:34 AM  
Ok so that's a funny look and all but... she attempted to avoid detection by calling the police on herself?

Going to go out on a limb here and posit that while she is certainly in the wrong, if the full facts were available, it might be at least understandable.
 
2018-05-16 01:52:54 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Why anyone here thinks she's unattractive is beyond me. Is it the blue lipstick?


I mean, I don't know about you, but murdering her boyfriend is a pretty big turn off for me. I mean, I know she's single now, but.
 
2018-05-16 03:09:16 AM  

johnny queso: Qatmandu: That's Flip Wilson, baby.

we're old


Well HERE COME DA JUDGE...Cause that's a felony baby..
 
2018-05-16 03:13:19 AM  

johnny queso: Qatmandu: That's Flip Wilson, baby.

we're old


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2018-05-16 03:42:35 AM  
Now we know why he's smiling.

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2018-05-16 05:36:16 AM  
I used to work in Pontiac.

It is a 3rd world nation.
 
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