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2018-05-16 08:46:19 AM  
PETA says this is an outrage in 3....2......
 
2018-05-16 08:46:21 AM  
Great idea
 
2018-05-16 08:48:41 AM  
Maybe. Juuuuuuuuuust maybe. That's a poor location for outdoor dining.

Maybe.
 
2018-05-16 08:51:48 AM  
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I think I'd prefer to watch out for seagulls before they steal my food, not as they steal it.
 
2018-05-16 08:54:16 AM  

mattj1984: Maybe. Juuuuuuuuuust maybe. That's a poor location for outdoor dining.

Maybe.


You mean any restaurant located by a beach?

You're right.  Maybe they should move those restaurants ten miles inland.  That'll solve the problem.
 
2018-05-16 08:54:58 AM  
Won't be long before the seagulls start showing up in little raincoats
 
2018-05-16 08:56:50 AM  
The seagulls will adapt and learn to ignore it they are one of the few species that has learned to thrive around humans besides it isn't like water is going to hurt them.
 
2018-05-16 08:57:54 AM  
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2018-05-16 08:58:07 AM  

Cyber Duck: Won't be long before the seagulls start showing up in little raincoats


Wouldn't condoms keep them from flying?
 
2018-05-16 08:58:55 AM  
And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.
 
2018-05-16 09:02:15 AM  

RTOGUY: The seagulls will adapt and learn to ignore it they are one of the few species that has learned to thrive around humans besides it isn't like water is going to hurt them.


Hello? ♫ SEA-gulls ♪
 
2018-05-16 09:03:55 AM  

hi13760: And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.


Watch for gull bomb attacks.
 
2018-05-16 09:04:07 AM  
I saw "super-soaker" and thought it was going to be one of those fetish porn clips.

This version actually looks to be more fun.
 
2018-05-16 09:04:12 AM  
Outdoor dining sucks.  Between the wind blowing napkins everywhere, the flies, the birds, and the wasps, I will never understand the allure.
 
2018-05-16 09:04:37 AM  
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2018-05-16 09:06:09 AM  
In Fremantle, there's a sign out on the deck of one of the fish and chips places that says "Please don't feed the seagulls or they will S.O.Y."
 
2018-05-16 09:06:21 AM  

vudukungfu: RTOGUY: The seagulls will adapt and learn to ignore it they are one of the few species that has learned to thrive around humans besides it isn't like water is going to hurt them.

Hello? ♫ SEA-gulls ♪


Exactly. It's the most obvious flaw in their cunning plan.
 
2018-05-16 09:06:24 AM  
In before pants wetters show up to say this sends the wrong message to the children! It's a gateway. Next thing you know they'll be pointing AR15's at PEOPLE!
 
2018-05-16 09:07:07 AM  
There's nothing like pumping up my super soaker to aim at my cat who just jumped on the table. Except now they just hear me pumping it and they jump off.

Cats are no fun.
 
2018-05-16 09:07:54 AM  

hi13760: And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.


It's happened in Australia before, like all wildlife battles, we lost.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War​
 
2018-05-16 09:25:03 AM  

Greymalkin: hi13760: And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.

It's happened in Australia before, like all wildlife battles, we lost.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War


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2018-05-16 09:43:00 AM  
I bet there are still a few twits who intentionally feed the gullls.
 
2018-05-16 09:52:07 AM  
Why not the fire hose?

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2018-05-16 09:59:30 AM  
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2018-05-16 10:00:57 AM  

Ker_Thwap: I bet there are still a few twits who intentionally feed the gullls.


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2018-05-16 10:03:28 AM  

Ker_Thwap: I bet there are still a few twits who intentionally feed the gullls.


There are always a few twits who feed nuisance birds.
 
2018-05-16 10:06:07 AM  
Wingull, use water gun!
 
2018-05-16 10:36:18 AM  

Radioactive Ass: Ker_Thwap: I bet there are still a few twits who intentionally feed the gullls.

There are always a few twits who feed nuisance birds.


That Johnathon Livingston dude wrote a book about it.
 
2018-05-16 10:37:12 AM  

abhorrent1: In before pants wetters show up to say this sends the wrong message to the children! It's a gateway. Next thing you know they'll be pointing AR15's at PEOPLE!


Difficulty: Australia.
 
2018-05-16 10:43:04 AM  

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I'd "Super Soak" her...

/get it?
 
2018-05-16 10:59:05 AM  

SBinRR: I saw "super-soaker" and thought it was going to be one of those fetish porn clips.


And now I have a new search term to try out.
 
2018-05-16 11:02:58 AM  

bark_atda_moon: Outdoor dining sucks.  Between the wind blowing napkins everywhere, the flies, the birds, and the wasps, I will never understand the allure.


I know what you mean. I don't think I could ever enjoy my pizza rolls without the smell of the fabric softener sheets my mom keeps by the dryer.
 
2018-05-16 11:58:06 AM  
Finding Nemo- MINE (full version HQ)
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2018-05-16 12:01:21 PM  
This also woks with the homeless.
 
2018-05-16 02:13:37 PM  
What a gullibull, what a nincowpoop!
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2018-05-16 02:27:26 PM  

hi13760: And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.


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2018-05-16 06:58:02 PM  

Fark Against the Machine: Greymalkin: hi13760: And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.

It's happened in Australia before, like all wildlife battles, we lost.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

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I would pay top ticket prices to watch Godzilla vs Mega-Emu.
 
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