Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Abc.net.au)   Would you like a super-soaker with that?   ( abc.net.au) divider line
    More: Strange, Mr Evans, Hillarys, Western Australia, fake owl deterrent, Hillarys Boat Harbour, seagulls, Toby Evans, Sheets pizzeria, fake owls  
•       •       •

3808 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2018 at 8:45 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



37 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
4 days ago  
PETA says this is an outrage in 3....2......
 
4 days ago  
Great idea
 
4 days ago  
Maybe. Juuuuuuuuuust maybe. That's a poor location for outdoor dining.

Maybe.
 
4 days ago  
img.fark.netView Full Size


I think I'd prefer to watch out for seagulls before they steal my food, not as they steal it.
 
4 days ago  

mattj1984: Maybe. Juuuuuuuuuust maybe. That's a poor location for outdoor dining.

Maybe.


You mean any restaurant located by a beach?

You're right.  Maybe they should move those restaurants ten miles inland.  That'll solve the problem.
 
4 days ago  
Won't be long before the seagulls start showing up in little raincoats
 
4 days ago  
The seagulls will adapt and learn to ignore it they are one of the few species that has learned to thrive around humans besides it isn't like water is going to hurt them.
 
4 days ago  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
4 days ago  

Cyber Duck: Won't be long before the seagulls start showing up in little raincoats


Wouldn't condoms keep them from flying?
 
4 days ago  
And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.
 
4 days ago  

RTOGUY: The seagulls will adapt and learn to ignore it they are one of the few species that has learned to thrive around humans besides it isn't like water is going to hurt them.


Hello? ♫ SEA-gulls ♪
 
4 days ago  

hi13760: And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.


Watch for gull bomb attacks.
 
4 days ago  
I saw "super-soaker" and thought it was going to be one of those fetish porn clips.

This version actually looks to be more fun.
 
4 days ago  
Outdoor dining sucks.  Between the wind blowing napkins everywhere, the flies, the birds, and the wasps, I will never understand the allure.
 
4 days ago  
alkaseltzer.comView Full Size
 
4 days ago  
In Fremantle, there's a sign out on the deck of one of the fish and chips places that says "Please don't feed the seagulls or they will S.O.Y."
 
4 days ago  

vudukungfu: RTOGUY: The seagulls will adapt and learn to ignore it they are one of the few species that has learned to thrive around humans besides it isn't like water is going to hurt them.

Hello? ♫ SEA-gulls ♪


Exactly. It's the most obvious flaw in their cunning plan.
 
4 days ago  
In before pants wetters show up to say this sends the wrong message to the children! It's a gateway. Next thing you know they'll be pointing AR15's at PEOPLE!
 
4 days ago  
There's nothing like pumping up my super soaker to aim at my cat who just jumped on the table. Except now they just hear me pumping it and they jump off.

Cats are no fun.
 
4 days ago  

hi13760: And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.


It's happened in Australia before, like all wildlife battles, we lost.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War​
 
4 days ago  

Greymalkin: hi13760: And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.

It's happened in Australia before, like all wildlife battles, we lost.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War


pics.me.meView Full Size
 
4 days ago  
I bet there are still a few twits who intentionally feed the gullls.
 
4 days ago  
Why not the fire hose?

basementrejects.comView Full Size
 
4 days ago  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
4 days ago  

Ker_Thwap: I bet there are still a few twits who intentionally feed the gullls.


img.fark.netView Full Size
img.fark.netView Full Size

img.fark.netView Full Size
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
4 days ago  

Ker_Thwap: I bet there are still a few twits who intentionally feed the gullls.


There are always a few twits who feed nuisance birds.
 
4 days ago  
Wingull, use water gun!
 
4 days ago  

Radioactive Ass: Ker_Thwap: I bet there are still a few twits who intentionally feed the gullls.

There are always a few twits who feed nuisance birds.


That Johnathon Livingston dude wrote a book about it.
 
4 days ago  

abhorrent1: In before pants wetters show up to say this sends the wrong message to the children! It's a gateway. Next thing you know they'll be pointing AR15's at PEOPLE!


Difficulty: Australia.
 
4 days ago  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 200x400]


I'd "Super Soak" her...

/get it?
 
4 days ago  

SBinRR: I saw "super-soaker" and thought it was going to be one of those fetish porn clips.


And now I have a new search term to try out.
 
4 days ago  

bark_atda_moon: Outdoor dining sucks.  Between the wind blowing napkins everywhere, the flies, the birds, and the wasps, I will never understand the allure.


I know what you mean. I don't think I could ever enjoy my pizza rolls without the smell of the fabric softener sheets my mom keeps by the dryer.
 
4 days ago  
Finding Nemo- MINE (full version HQ)
Youtube H4BNbHBcnDI
 
4 days ago  
This also woks with the homeless.
 
4 days ago  
What a gullibull, what a nincowpoop!
Youtube SGD69Q9rz3M
 
4 days ago  

hi13760: And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.


Oblig/
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
3 days ago  

Fark Against the Machine: Greymalkin: hi13760: And thus the war between humans and birds has begun.

It's happened in Australia before, like all wildlife battles, we lost.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

[pics.me.me image 500x647]


I would pay top ticket prices to watch Godzilla vs Mega-Emu.
 
Displayed 37 of 37 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report