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(Sports Illustrated)   PGA golfer's wife ratcheted up the pressure to win   ( si.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, golfer Lucas Glover, Phil Mickelson, PGA Tour, David Duval, U.S. Open, 36-hole cut bud, 54-hole cut aftera, Krista  
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2018-05-15 10:15:35 PM  
According to the report, "when [Lucas] plays a bad round of golf, Krista proceeds to start an altercation with him and telling him how he is a loser and a p***y, how he needs to fire everyone, and how he'd better win or her and the kids would leave him and he would never see the kids again."

Although Lucas called the police, he attempted to prevent his wife's arrest.


Hey bud you might want to return to Sawgrass I think you left your balls there.
 
2018-05-15 10:55:15 PM  
Yeah, there's a relationship that's only going to get better with time.
 
2018-05-16 12:04:15 AM  
 
2018-05-16 01:09:09 AM  
When police arrived at the scene they noticed multiple lacerations to Lucas and his 62-year-old mother, who had blood on her shirt. Police noted that Krista resisted arrest and she attempted to flea from her handcuffs. The report also states Krista threatened the police.

Seriously, dude.  Please don't let this batshait crazy woman pull a Phil Hartman on you.  Take the kid and your mom and get the hell out while you can.
 
2018-05-16 02:02:16 AM  
Glover's earned over $20 million since turning pro in 2001.

Just in 2018, he's already made nearly $800,000.

Yeah, I know he's divorced and probably has alimony but, man, his current wife apparently turns into one hell of a biatch when she gets shiatfaced.

And this isn't the first time either. Glover must feel so emasculated every time his wife calls him a pussy and a loser and not worthy of seeing his kids for not having a higher finish in tournaments.

Final straw? His wife laying hands on his momma! When a woman is so out of control, she not only takes it out on you but feels free to physically attack YOUR mother, yeah, holiday family dinners will forever be awkward if you stay together.

And HER father apparently didn't realize what a biatch he raised until that night.
 
2018-05-16 04:19:11 AM  
Don't get in the hole.
 
2018-05-16 05:36:54 AM  
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2018-05-16 06:13:19 AM  
Don't stick your dick in women named Krista. No explanation necessary.
 
2018-05-16 06:32:03 AM  
Police noted that Krista resisted arrest and she attempted to flea from her handcuffs. The report also states Krista threatened the police.

The word you are looking for is flee.
 
2018-05-16 06:34:06 AM  

bearded clamorer: Pics of the woman in TFA are of his first wife.

Here's his current nutjob:

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According to the arrest report, Krista made incendiary verbal statements on the way to jail. First, alleged the report, Krista complained she was hurting due to the handcuffs being too tight.

Then, she said on the way to the jail "wait till the Tour hears about this, you will lose your job" and "this is why cops get shot in the face" and "wait till I talk with the judge you will be f*cking fired over this," alleges the report.


Those are some crazy eyes right there.
 
2018-05-16 06:38:59 AM  
Other details:

"Lucas stated Krista acts this way and starts altercations all the time, but has never done so in front of his mom," the report said.

Police said Conley Glover "resisted" being brought to the patrol car and being placed inside, including an attempt to "wrap her legs and feet around the door and frame of the car." Once inside, she allegedly "began screaming while forcefully kicking the rear driver's side door," causing damage to the car.
"This is why cops get shot in the face," Conley Glover allegedly yelled at the officers, in addition to, "Wait till the Tour hears about this, you will lose your job," and, "Wait till I talk with the judge, you will be f--g fired over this."


She's batsh*t crazy

The police report stated that once Conley Glover was placed in handcuffs, Glover "became irrational." After previously saying he would sign a sworn affidavit, the three-time Tour winner then "refused" to do so, and he claimed he "was not fighting with Krista" but was injured during the altercation between her and his mother.

After officers arrived on the scene, so did Conley Glover's father, and police said he and Glover "continued to ask and change the stories of what occurred to prevent the arrest of Krista."


Typical battered spouse.
 
2018-05-16 07:15:42 AM  
It's too late. You've already stuck your schlong into nutcase. Now is the time to keep her away. You don't run. Just get a court order on her and keep your wood handy just in case you have to, you know...protect yourself, your mom and your kids.
 
2018-05-16 07:28:44 AM  

Travis_Bickle: Don't stick your dick in women named Krista. No explanation necessary.



Seriously.
 
2018-05-16 07:40:49 AM  

Walker: Other details:

"Lucas stated Krista acts this way and starts altercations all the time, but has never done so in front of his mom," the report said.

Police said Conley Glover "resisted" being brought to the patrol car and being placed inside, including an attempt to "wrap her legs and feet around the door and frame of the car." Once inside, she allegedly "began screaming while forcefully kicking the rear driver's side door," causing damage to the car.
"This is why cops get shot in the face," Conley Glover allegedly yelled at the officers, in addition to, "Wait till the Tour hears about this, you will lose your job," and, "Wait till I talk with the judge, you will be f--g fired over this."

She's batsh*t crazy

The police report stated that once Conley Glover was placed in handcuffs, Glover "became irrational." After previously saying he would sign a sworn affidavit, the three-time Tour winner then "refused" to do so, and he claimed he "was not fighting with Krista" but was injured during the altercation between her and his mother.

After officers arrived on the scene, so did Conley Glover's father, and police said he and Glover "continued to ask and change the stories of what occurred to prevent the arrest of Krista."

Typical battered spouse.


Who is "Conley"?
 
2018-05-16 07:49:23 AM  

doubled99: Walker: Other details:

"Lucas stated Krista acts this way and starts altercations all the time, but has never done so in front of his mom," the report said.

Police said Conley Glover "resisted" being brought to the patrol car and being placed inside, including an attempt to "wrap her legs and feet around the door and frame of the car." Once inside, she allegedly "began screaming while forcefully kicking the rear driver's side door," causing damage to the car.
"This is why cops get shot in the face," Conley Glover allegedly yelled at the officers, in addition to, "Wait till the Tour hears about this, you will lose your job," and, "Wait till I talk with the judge, you will be f--g fired over this."

She's batsh*t crazy

The police report stated that once Conley Glover was placed in handcuffs, Glover "became irrational." After previously saying he would sign a sworn affidavit, the three-time Tour winner then "refused" to do so, and he claimed he "was not fighting with Krista" but was injured during the altercation between her and his mother.

After officers arrived on the scene, so did Conley Glover's father, and police said he and Glover "continued to ask and change the stories of what occurred to prevent the arrest of Krista."

Typical battered spouse.

Who is "Conley"?


Sorry, it appears that is her full name: Krista Conley Glover

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/e​a​rly-lead/wp/2018/05/15/wife-of-pgas-lu​cas-glover-arrested-for-allegedly-atta​cking-golfer-and-his-mother
 
2018-05-16 08:01:34 AM  
There is nothing wrong with trying to emulate Jon Daly's golf game just not his entire life.
 
2018-05-16 08:05:51 AM  
The lack of proof reading for that article gives me a sad. Our schools are terrible.
 
2018-05-16 08:07:22 AM  
Glover should be getting too old for this shiat.
 
2018-05-16 08:11:30 AM  
telling him how he is a loser and a p***y,

Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.
 
2018-05-16 08:59:30 AM  
She's no longer the Best Golf Wife to Never Have a Domestic Assault Charge.
 
2018-05-16 09:16:23 AM  

Rapmaster2000: telling him how he is a loser and a p***y,

Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.


lol
 
2018-05-16 09:46:08 AM  
I wonder how different the narrative (and the subsequent comments) would be if this was a LPGA golfer being verbally abused and berated, followed by a physical assault on her and her mother, by a goldbricking/sugar daddy husband?

I suspect the comments in that thread would be less "don't stick crazy dick in you" and more "kill him with fire; no punishment is too bad for such a piece of shiat."
 
2018-05-16 10:31:41 AM  

Rapmaster2000: telling him how he is a loser and a p***y,

Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.


Looks like he probably will.
 
2018-05-16 10:42:02 AM  
Damn and I thought my ex had issues every time I tried to play a round on the weekend
 
2018-05-16 10:50:55 AM  
Well on a positive note for Glover, this gives him great leverage to keep the kids!
 
2018-05-16 10:55:39 AM  

Rapmaster2000: telling him how he is a loser and a p***y,

Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.


back in the day at the Latino Whack Shack they threw in verbal abuse for free.
 
2018-05-16 11:14:09 AM  

Dick Gozinya: I wonder how different the narrative (and the subsequent comments) would be if this was a LPGA golfer being verbally abused and berated, followed by a physical assault on her and her mother, by a goldbricking/sugar daddy husband?

I suspect the comments in that thread would be less "don't stick crazy dick in you" and more "kill him with fire; no punishment is too bad for such a piece of shiat."


Since all professional women golfers are lesbians, there aren't any goldbricking/sugar daddy husbands around....duh!
 
2018-05-16 11:17:43 AM  

Wretschko: Glover's earned over $20 million since turning pro in 2001.

Just in 2018, he's already made nearly $800,000.

Yeah, I know he's divorced and probably has alimony....


And soon probably x2.

I'll never understand why pro athletes, celebrities or whatever continue to do this. At some point you would think they would come to the realization that maybe they shouldn't get married any more. That doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship. Just tell them you have no intention of getting married again. If they don't like it, move on.

You wake up one day and you're in your 30's and have 6 kids by 3 ex-wives and are paying out hundreds of thousands or maybe millions in support.

Jesus, people, smarten up and just farking stop.
 
2018-05-16 11:23:34 AM  
Too bad there isn't a battered mens shelter he could take his family too...
But we don't need those right? Cause only men get violent.
 
2018-05-16 11:56:03 AM  
It's weird how chicks are able to hide the crazy until the ring is on their finger.
 
2018-05-16 12:00:10 PM  

dwrash: The lack of proof reading for that article gives me a sad. Our schools are terrible.


Sorry, pet peave.
 
2018-05-16 12:03:12 PM  

abhorrent1: Wretschko: Glover's earned over $20 million since turning pro in 2001.

Just in 2018, he's already made nearly $800,000.

Yeah, I know he's divorced and probably has alimony....

And soon probably x2.

I'll never understand why pro athletes, celebrities or whatever continue to do this. At some point you would think they would come to the realization that maybe they shouldn't get married any more. That doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship. Just tell them you have no intention of getting married again. If they don't like it, move on.

You wake up one day and you're in your 30's and have 6 kids by 3 ex-wives and are paying out hundreds of thousands or maybe millions in support.

Jesus, people, smarten up and just farking stop.


it's called palimony.  The hopeful cure is a pre-nup.  and 6 kids is child support.  The real cure of all this is a pre-nup with a vasectomy chaser.  You just need to be smart about overcoming your natural instincts.
 
2018-05-16 12:26:43 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Glover should be getting too old for this shiat.


Being tied to a violent, crazy person checks out though.
 
2018-05-16 12:55:06 PM  
I wonder what it means to flea from someone?

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rka
2018-05-16 01:18:53 PM  
Once you get a documented trail of abuse, like a police report here, the spouse that would normally have to pay alimony has a very good chance of getting through a divorce with no alimony imposed.

So he better think long and hard about trying to downplay this or lie or otherwise cover her abuse up.

They've got kids though, so child support would still be in play but again, with documented abuse there is no reason he wouldn't have a good chance to get full custody there as well.

Get a good lawyer. But he doesn't have to just take it in the pocketbook to remove himself (and his kids) from a violent spouse.
 
2018-05-16 01:28:05 PM  

rka: Once you get a documented trail of abuse, like a police report here, the spouse that would normally have to pay alimony has a very good chance of getting through a divorce with no alimony imposed.

So he better think long and hard about trying to downplay this or lie or otherwise cover her abuse up.

They've got kids though, so child support would still be in play but again, with documented abuse there is no reason he wouldn't have a good chance to get full custody there as well.

Get a good lawyer. But he doesn't have to just take it in the pocketbook to remove himself (and his kids) from a violent spouse.


When my ex hauled off on me and left me with bruises all over (she was a landscaper, she had muscles).. I should have called the cops and got it on record... but I was raised in the traditional way to just take it and never hit a woman.
 
2018-05-16 02:25:38 PM  

abhorrent1: Wretschko: Glover's earned over $20 million since turning pro in 2001.

Just in 2018, he's already made nearly $800,000.

Yeah, I know he's divorced and probably has alimony....

And soon probably x2.

I'll never understand why pro athletes, celebrities or whatever continue to do this. At some point you would think they would come to the realization that maybe they shouldn't get married any more. That doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship. Just tell them you have no intention of getting married again. If they don't like it, move on.

You wake up one day and you're in your 30's and have 6 kids by 3 ex-wives and are paying out hundreds of thousands or maybe millions in support.

Jesus, people, smarten up and just farking stop.


I think more celebrities should do what George Clooney did, focused in on his craft but would have a GF for a year or two and when he reached the top of his game and got tired of man whoring around found a keeper.
 
2018-05-16 02:42:38 PM  
Time to kick the biatch to the curb. With her legal troubles, you should have a good chance to keep the kid.

//lude
 
2018-05-16 03:02:29 PM  

groppet: abhorrent1: Wretschko: Glover's earned over $20 million since turning pro in 2001.

Just in 2018, he's already made nearly $800,000.

Yeah, I know he's divorced and probably has alimony....

And soon probably x2.

I'll never understand why pro athletes, celebrities or whatever continue to do this. At some point you would think they would come to the realization that maybe they shouldn't get married any more. That doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship. Just tell them you have no intention of getting married again. If they don't like it, move on.

You wake up one day and you're in your 30's and have 6 kids by 3 ex-wives and are paying out hundreds of thousands or maybe millions in support.

Jesus, people, smarten up and just farking stop.

I think more celebrities should do what George Clooney did, focused in on his craft but would have a GF for a year or two and when he reached the top of his game and got tired of man whoring around found a keeper.


Yup.  George has long been the model for how a man should live his life.  Focus on yourself, get rich, have tons of fun, get laid lots, then settle down with a mature, level-headed woman.
 
2018-05-16 06:10:46 PM  

Travis_Bickle: Don't stick your dick in women named Krista. No explanation necessary.


Easily the most solid advice I've ever read on fark.
 
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