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(Daily Freeman)   Today's storm-drain ducklings rescue is brought to you by Kingston, New York. Ducklings start GoFundMe page to cover the $28,000 cost of state storm-drain rescue fees, taxes, surcharges, surcharge fees and fee surcharges   ( dailyfreeman.com) divider line
    More: Sappy, Police, storm drain, Constable, Sheriff, ducklings, police department, Suffolk County, New York, London  
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2018-05-16 02:34:03 AM  
What about storm drain vagrants?
 
2018-05-16 02:42:51 AM  
Duckling saving either needs some chicken mesh across problem grates or a designated duckling allowance.
 
2018-05-16 02:49:56 AM  
Saving ducklings is how we train the rookies. Sure, it's sad when you loose a duckling on accident, but momma duck isn't going to sue your local fire department if things go bad.
 
2018-05-16 02:50:39 AM  

Cormee: What about storm drain vagrants?


How about storm drain vegans?

They know how to toss a salad.
 
2018-05-16 02:51:11 AM  

bigfire: Saving ducklings is how we train the rookies. Sure, it's sad when you loose a duckling on accident, but momma duck isn't going to sue your local fire department if things go bad.


Please don't loose the ducklings.
 
2018-05-16 02:52:28 AM  

bigfire: Saving ducklings is how we train the rookies. Sure, it's sad when you loose a duckling on accident, but momma duck isn't going to sue your local fire department if things go bad.


I forgot to add making Pennywise jokes during the rescue is mandatory.
 
2018-05-16 02:54:40 AM  

davidphogan: bigfire: Saving ducklings is how we train the rookies. Sure, it's sad when you loose a duckling on accident, but momma duck isn't going to sue your local fire department if things go bad.

Please don't loose the ducklings.


Long day. Good typo
 
2018-05-16 02:58:29 AM  
Quack.
 
2018-05-16 03:05:43 AM  

davidphogan: Cormee: What about storm drain vagrants?

How about storm drain vegans?

They know how to toss a salad.


i would really like my salad tossed. if you know what i mean. wink wink.
 
2018-05-16 03:07:25 AM  
Just throw down some acid or draino, that will unclog the problem.
 
2018-05-16 04:39:49 AM  
Just throw a six-pack ring down there; you can pull 'em all up in one swoop.
 
2018-05-16 08:55:59 AM  

bigfire: davidphogan: bigfire: Saving ducklings is how we train the rookies. Sure, it's sad when you loose a duckling on accident, but momma duck isn't going to sue your local fire department if things go bad.

Please don't loose the ducklings.

Long day. Good typo


Release the quackin?
 
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