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(Seattle Times)   Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?   ( seattletimes.com) divider line
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2018-05-15 09:48:25 PM  
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2018-05-15 10:10:09 PM  
Just another flight on Eastern Promises airlines
 
2018-05-16 01:00:35 AM  

Naido: Just another flight on Eastern Promises airlines


very niiice
 
2018-05-16 01:00:40 AM  
"I slapped him across the face and he was like, 'Oh, I like it.'"

And a romantic comedy was born.
 
2018-05-16 01:01:02 AM  
Certain mental illnesses tend to manifest in the late teens to early twenties. Could be a first episode of say, severe bipolar or schizophrenia. The hospital was the right choice.  (Of course, he could just be profoundly drunk/high, too.)
 
2018-05-16 01:02:33 AM  
Why do I want to watch gladiator movies all of the sudden?
 
2018-05-16 01:02:44 AM  
This thread is now about the many classic lines from Airplane!
Airplane! - Jive Scene with Translation [1080p]
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2018-05-16 01:06:27 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: This thread is now about the many classic lines from Airplane!
[YouTube video: Airplane! - Jive Scene with Translation [1080p]]


airplane-natividad1-hi.wmv
Youtube VnQpDWwEg9Y
 
2018-05-16 01:07:01 AM  
Why did I expect Trump when I saw the headline?
 
2018-05-16 01:08:44 AM  
All right. Fess up. Which of you naked farkers likes getting a slap across the face?
 
2018-05-16 01:10:02 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: This thread is now about the many classic lines from Airplane!
[YouTube video: Airplane! - Jive Scene with Translation [1080p]]


It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether
 
2018-05-16 01:10:39 AM  
it's so sad that in this day and age it is still taboo for 2 men to have sex on a plane, and they have to dream up this whole charade
 
2018-05-16 01:11:22 AM  
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It begins
 
2018-05-16 01:15:26 AM  

LedLawless: (Of course, he could just be profoundly drunk/high, too.)


I'd guess around 30,000 ft high
 
2018-05-16 01:17:31 AM  
The Seattle to Anchorage run always seems to yield the crazies.
 
2018-05-16 01:23:54 AM  
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2018-05-16 01:26:39 AM  
Worst bootleg copy I could find.

Airplane! Whiskey cocaine
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2018-05-16 01:27:10 AM  
Filter - Take A Picture (Official Video) HD
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2018-05-16 01:34:48 AM  
Meh. It would have been more impressive had he dragged Walton & Lanier up and down the court naked for 48 minutes.
 
2018-05-16 01:55:25 AM  
Airplane! (6/10) Movie CLIP - Get a Hold of Yourself! (1980) HD
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2018-05-16 02:19:48 AM  
i can see my penis whenever i want.
 
2018-05-16 02:41:16 AM  
He didn't see a damn thing
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2018-05-16 02:46:55 AM  

There are some who call me Tim: Don't Lag Me Bro: This thread is now about the many classic lines from Airplane!
[YouTube video: Airplane! - Jive Scene with Translation [1080p]]

It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether


It's an entirely different kind of flying.
 
2018-05-16 03:06:03 AM  

LedLawless: Certain mental illnesses tend to manifest in the late teens to early twenties. Could be a first episode of say, severe bipolar or schizophrenia. The hospital was the right choice.  (Of course, he could just be profoundly drunk/high, too.)


I never thought I would see those two words together on fark.
 
2018-05-16 03:12:23 AM  
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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"On Weed?"
 
2018-05-16 03:19:34 AM  
There's a lot in "Airplane!" that they just wouldn't do nowadays or at the very least it'd get an R.
 
2018-05-16 06:25:56 AM  
"I was the one that got violent," Steffl said. "I slapped him across the face and he was like, 'Oh, I like it.'"

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2018-05-16 07:26:52 AM  
I was the one with the green light for the article the first time and have to admit this headline is MUCH better.
 
2018-05-16 07:45:45 AM  
He did get to breeze through the TSA checkpoint.
 
2018-05-16 09:43:37 AM  
"Steffl unbuckled his seat belt and stood in front of him. The young man went into "bro" mode, Steffl said."
What did the naked man do when he went into 'bro mode'? [Please no photos.]
 
2018-05-16 10:54:08 AM  

OkieDookie: Why do I want to watch gladiator movies all of the sudden?


OkieDookie never watches gladiator movies at home...?
 
2018-05-16 05:20:48 PM  

LedLawless: Certain mental illnesses tend to manifest in the late teens to early twenties. Could be a first episode of say, severe bipolar or schizophrenia. The hospital was the right choice.


A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients. But that's not important now.
 
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