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2018-05-15 07:16:33 PM  
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/oh, blig
 
2018-05-15 09:36:35 PM  
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2018-05-15 10:04:46 PM  
Subby moved the furniture.
 
2018-05-15 10:09:51 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 384x216]


You and MikeLowell are the two best accounts in FARK by far.
 
2018-05-15 10:14:25 PM  

steelydanfan: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 384x216]

You and MikeLowell are the two best accounts in FARK by far.


You dare sacrilege PocketNinja!?
 
2018-05-15 10:14:41 PM  
Pshaw. What does a blind and deaf girl know about sex anyways?
 
2018-05-15 10:15:43 PM  
Well... duh

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2018-05-15 10:16:13 PM  
Godammit, subby, I can't stop laughing.  Well done sir or ma'am.
 
2018-05-15 10:20:02 PM  
"And that's how she joined the mile high club and subsequently crashed her plane."
"Grandma, I'm confused, was she deaf and blind, or a jew, or a pilot?"
"Shut up you mouthy little sh*t or I'll send one of my robots after you."
 
2018-05-15 10:22:52 PM  
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2018-05-15 10:29:31 PM  
Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
Youtube j2Bc9orC_oU

Relevent, funny, AND NSFW
 
2018-05-15 10:34:53 PM  
Advance disabled education and no one remembers you.  But crash one plane...
 
2018-05-15 10:38:59 PM  
If only Hitler had read the one she penned about her dog, who had no nose.
 
2018-05-15 10:40:33 PM  
Mobile users beware! I couldn't read the article at all, I was slammed by spam and ransomware pop-ups. I was able to close them but still, avoid.
 
2018-05-15 10:40:38 PM  
So, basically, they found it in the pages that were stuck together :P
 
2018-05-15 10:42:40 PM  

skinink: Pshaw. What does a blind and deaf girl know about sex anyways?


SURE... PLAYS.... someMEAN... PIN...BALL...
 
2018-05-15 10:46:15 PM  

Z-clipped: skinink: Pshaw. What does a blind and deaf girl know about sex anyways?

SURE... PLAYS.... someMEAN... PIN...BALL...


She can play by sense of smell.
 
2018-05-15 10:59:55 PM  

Ringshadow: Mobile users beware! I couldn't read the article at all, I was slammed by spam and ransomware pop-ups. I was able to close them but still, avoid.


Android?
I didn't have a problem on the iPhone.
 
2018-05-15 11:03:21 PM  
Meh, she was a literary one-hit wonder who never wrote anything else after the war.
 
2018-05-15 11:04:13 PM  

hunh: [Youtube j2Bc9orC_oU image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/j2Bc9orC​_oU]
Relevent, funny, AND NSFW


Reminds me of that scene in The Last Jedi when Rey is asking Kylo to throw a towel on.
 
2018-05-15 11:15:55 PM  
FTFA

"Do you know why the German Wehrmacht girls are in Holland? As mattresses for the soldiers."

/comedy Nazi gold..
 
2018-05-15 11:27:17 PM  

Resident Muslim: Ringshadow: Mobile users beware! I couldn't read the article at all, I was slammed by spam and ransomware pop-ups. I was able to close them but still, avoid.

Android?
I didn't have a problem on the iPhone.


No problem with android either.  The key here is when someone says they went to a website and was "slammed by spam" it means I am tripping balls and don't know what is going on anymore.
 
2018-05-15 11:29:09 PM  
Shouldn't this be considered illegal... she's a minor and so adults shouldn't explore her sexuality!
 
2018-05-15 11:56:47 PM  
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2018-05-16 12:00:49 AM  
Read this book over 20 years ago, it was not a secret to me that Anne was a normal, healthy kid who was curious about sex and explored her own body.
 
2018-05-16 02:03:33 AM  
She wasn't hiding, she was sent to her room for being a potty-mouth.
 
2018-05-16 04:00:51 AM  
Amid all the schoolboy-smut hilarity, a somewhat serious point :
"In the passage on sex, Anne described how a young woman gets her period around age 14, saying that it is "a sign that she is ripe to have relations with a man but one doesn't do that of course before one is married.""

If a similar statement were to be made by an adult male, the paedophile hunter mob would be swarming; perhaps this is an opportunity to consider that such subjects can be raised and discussed objectively without pitchforks and torches being brandished.

/Or perhaps not
//For the casual reader, I am not consciously sexually attracted to underage persons, animals, nor objects
 
2018-05-16 05:07:55 AM  

NoahBuddy: Amid all the schoolboy-smut hilarity, a somewhat serious point :
"In the passage on sex, Anne described how a young woman gets her period around age 14, saying that it is "a sign that she is ripe to have relations with a man but one doesn't do that of course before one is married.""

If a similar statement were to be made by an adult male, the paedophile hunter mob would be swarming; perhaps this is an opportunity to consider that such subjects can be raised and discussed objectively without pitchforks and torches being brandished.

/Or perhaps not
//For the casual reader, I am not consciously sexually attracted to underage persons, animals, nor objects


Oh come now. What's the difference beteeen a pencil sharpener made recently versus one made 19 years ago?
 
2018-05-16 05:55:54 AM  

powhound: NoahBuddy: Amid all the schoolboy-smut hilarity, a somewhat serious point :
"In the passage on sex, Anne described how a young woman gets her period around age 14, saying that it is "a sign that she is ripe to have relations with a man but one doesn't do that of course before one is married.""

If a similar statement were to be made by an adult male, the paedophile hunter mob would be swarming; perhaps this is an opportunity to consider that such subjects can be raised and discussed objectively without pitchforks and torches being brandished.

/Or perhaps not
//For the casual reader, I am not consciously sexually attracted to underage persons, animals, nor objects

Oh come now. What's the difference beteeen a pencil sharpener made recently versus one made 19 years ago?


My penis won't fit in one of the modern ones.

/Err... so a friend told me
 
2018-05-16 08:36:25 AM  

vudukungfu: If only Hitler had read the one she penned about her dog, who had no nose.


Dog with no nose?  Then how did he smell?
 
2018-05-16 08:39:10 AM  

Priapetic: vudukungfu: If only Hitler had read the one she penned about her dog, who had no nose.

Dog with no nose?  Then how did he smell?


I might post the answer in the duplicate link approved thread, have to see which one they pull.
 
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