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(Click Orlando)   Look, we're all tired of watching the flight attendant's safety demonstrations each flight, but stealing the demonstration life jacket and stuffing it in the toilet helps no one   ( divider line
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1786 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2018 at 10:47 PM (35 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2018-05-15 08:28:21 PM  
Bizarre.  Normally it's the chicken and zucchini combo that makes you drop a floater in the lav.
2018-05-15 10:53:55 PM  
I'm not a pilot, but I'm pretty sure that's not how that works
2018-05-15 10:54:01 PM  
Shiat, on Delta that's worth 30K Sky Miles.
2018-05-15 10:54:51 PM  
An insignificant speck on an insignificant speck.
2018-05-15 11:14:25 PM  
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2018-05-15 11:16:44 PM  
I like to fly the really old planes, more bang for the buck.
2018-05-15 11:20:38 PM  
Maybe he was trying to save Mr. Hankey

/howdy ho
2018-05-15 11:20:39 PM  
Just so we're clear, jerking off into your life jacket does not qualify as the mile high club, also the plane hadn't taken off yet.
2018-05-15 11:26:29 PM  
jacket off
2018-05-15 11:50:48 PM  

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I credit this woman for making me actually watch a pre-flight video or demonstration.
2018-05-16 03:12:46 AM  
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2018-05-16 03:26:51 AM  
its way funnier when people try the flush the shiatty blankets they give you.
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