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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it   ( wfla.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Seth Bryant, Criminal law, Judy Bryant, Battery, 27-year-old Seth Bryant, Domestic violence, 54-year-old Judy Bryant, Felony  
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2018-05-14 03:25:54 PM  
I love you, too, Subby.
 
2018-05-14 05:35:51 PM  
Just say yes. She's momnipotent.
 
2018-05-14 06:03:00 PM  
Did they switch babies at the hospital? I see no resemblance.
 
2018-05-14 06:04:26 PM  
Ah Florida.  This one reminds me of a Christmas in Tampa when I was driving through a residential neighborhood and saw a shirtless father and son fist-fighting in their front yard with multiple other family members standing around watching.......at around 11am on Christmas day.
 
2018-05-14 06:07:38 PM  

cefm: Ah Florida.  This one reminds me of a Christmas in Tampa when I was driving through a residential neighborhood and saw a shirtless father and son fist-fighting in their front yard with multiple other family members standing around watching.......at around 11am on Christmas day.


First Rule of Christmas Fight Club......

Damnit
 
2018-05-14 06:09:54 PM  
Trump land.
 
2018-05-14 06:13:25 PM  
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I appreciate the fact that mother and son represent the exact opposite ends of the eyebrow spectrum.
 
2018-05-14 06:15:54 PM  
This being the South, can I have a definition of the term "father/husband". I think I know what the author meant but...
 
2018-05-14 06:17:06 PM  
While Seth was being arrested, deputies say Judy Bryant shoved her husband against a counter and asked, "How's this for domestic violence?"

Well, she's just a damn tease, because that kinda sounds like the beginnings of some porn scenes.
 
2018-05-14 06:17:41 PM  
Gotta love Polk County. Home of Grady Judd, Florida's very own Joe Arpaio.
 
2018-05-14 06:45:01 PM  
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2018-05-14 06:46:57 PM  
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Lakeland
Yep.
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2018-05-14 07:21:40 PM  
Lots of gold in that brief article.

The father told deputies their argument turned physical when Seth put his fist against his face and pushed him with it.

Worst punch ever.

While Seth was being arrested, deputies say Judy Bryant shoved her husband against a counter and asked, "How's this for domestic violence?"

It's a bold strategy there Judy, let's see if it pays off.
 
2018-05-14 07:28:59 PM  

Gordon Bennett: [img.fark.net image 640x360]
I appreciate the fact that mother and son represent the exact opposite ends of the eyebrow spectrum.


Yeah eyebrows should not have right angles, it's one step away from sharpie status.
 
2018-05-14 07:38:21 PM  
Sounds like dad ended up with all the alcohol and a quiet place to enjoy it. Here's to you dad!
 
2018-05-14 08:15:50 PM  

uncleacid: Did they switch babies at the hospital? I see no resemblance.


Bryant?
Any relation to Anita or Kobe?
 
2018-05-14 08:26:57 PM  
Since when did lawn gnomes get into drunken fights?
 
2018-05-14 11:15:17 PM  
Heh...my kid gave me a nice bottle of wine, and nary a drop of blood was spilled.  Life is good.
 
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