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(WPTV)   Florida man hid legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic tote and even remembered to make some airholes   ( wptv.com) divider line
    More: Florida, John Robert Carr, Polk County, Florida, legless fugitive girlfriend, Sheriff, plastic storage container, Krystle Lee Anderson, Central Florida man, winter haven  
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2018-05-11 04:19:37 PM  
Anderson was wanted for failing to appear in court on charges including false imprisonment related to a 2015 incident when she allegedly held people hostage at a Burger King with a BB gun. It ended in a shooting with police and she lost both legs.

I'm sure she's a naughty girl, but I think losing both your legs is punishment enough.
 
2018-05-11 09:28:01 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Anderson was wanted for failing to appear in court on charges including false imprisonment related to a 2015 incident when she allegedly held people hostage at a Burger King with a BB gun. It ended in a shooting with police and she lost both legs.

I'm sure she's a naughty girl, but I think losing both your legs is punishment enough.


Injuries sustained in battle are neither punishment nor reward.
 
2018-05-11 09:33:35 PM  
Damn, that's about the hardest 39 I think I've ever seen.
 
2018-05-11 09:36:13 PM  
"... arrested without incident."  Hey, she didn't have a leg to stand on.
 
2018-05-11 09:37:03 PM  
"She surrendered without incident."

I thought she'd at least attempt to run... would have made it more Florida worthy.
 
2018-05-11 09:39:37 PM  
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2018-05-11 09:40:22 PM  
"on the run?"  I think not.
 
2018-05-11 09:42:02 PM  
tis but a flesh wound...
 
2018-05-11 09:42:23 PM  

doomjesse: "She surrendered without incident."

I thought she'd at least attempt to run... would have made it more Florida worthy.


At that point it is more of a roll then a run.
 
2018-05-11 09:45:14 PM  
The cops shot her legs off? Damn. How many rounds?
 
2018-05-11 09:46:05 PM  

doglover: Dewey Fidalgo: Anderson was wanted for failing to appear in court on charges including false imprisonment related to a 2015 incident when she allegedly held people hostage at a Burger King with a BB gun. It ended in a shooting with police and she lost both legs.

I'm sure she's a naughty girl, but I think losing both your legs is punishment enough.

Injuries sustained in battle are neither punishment nor reward.


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2018-05-11 09:46:26 PM  

2wolves: "on the run?"  I think not.


I came here to say that. The people in that news studio had to be holding back the laughter
 
2018-05-11 09:46:56 PM  

edmo: The cops shot her legs off? Damn. How many rounds?


All of them, as Standard Operating Procedure apparently dictates these days.
 
2018-05-11 09:47:01 PM  
If she had one leg her name would be Eileen.
 
2018-05-11 09:48:18 PM  
Hey guys whats going on in this thread?
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2018-05-11 09:49:59 PM  

phrawgh: doglover: Dewey Fidalgo: Anderson was wanted for failing to appear in court on charges including false imprisonment related to a 2015 incident when she allegedly held people hostage at a Burger King with a BB gun. It ended in a shooting with police and she lost both legs.

I'm sure she's a naughty girl, but I think losing both your legs is punishment enough.

Injuries sustained in battle are neither punishment nor reward.

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2018-05-11 09:50:07 PM  
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2018-05-11 09:52:20 PM  

phrawgh: edmo: The cops shot her legs off? Damn. How many rounds?

All of them, as Standard Operating Procedure apparently dictates these days.


The cops just want to go home to their families.

Unlike the thugs who threaten innocents with their loud music and excess pigmentation.
 
2018-05-11 09:53:51 PM  
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Nothing, she won't come anyway.

Oh, I mean dog.
Dog.
 
2018-05-11 09:54:18 PM  

doglover: Dewey Fidalgo: Anderson was wanted for failing to appear in court on charges including false imprisonment related to a 2015 incident when she allegedly held people hostage at a Burger King with a BB gun. It ended in a shooting with police and she lost both legs.

I'm sure she's a naughty girl, but I think losing both your legs is punishment enough.

Injuries sustained in battle are neither punishment nor reward.


I'd wager her legs were another casualty in a lifetime of bad decisions
 
2018-05-11 09:55:34 PM  

Mega Steve: doglover: Dewey Fidalgo: Anderson was wanted for failing to appear in court on charges including false imprisonment related to a 2015 incident when she allegedly held people hostage at a Burger King with a BB gun. It ended in a shooting with police and she lost both legs.

I'm sure she's a naughty girl, but I think losing both your legs is punishment enough.

Injuries sustained in battle are neither punishment nor reward.

I'd wager her legs were another casualty in a lifetime of bad decisions


Well, if you're gonna get into a gun fight, you should AT LEAST have a real gun to start.
 
2018-05-11 09:58:42 PM  
Dawn Knotts, amirite?
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2018-05-11 10:00:39 PM  

baronbloodbath: [img.fark.net image 424x212]


So much this.
 
2018-05-11 10:01:18 PM  

phrawgh: edmo: The cops shot her legs off? Damn. How many rounds?

All of them, as Standard Operating Procedure apparently dictates these days.


*eye roll*
 
2018-05-11 10:07:12 PM  
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Harem.

 
2018-05-11 10:07:19 PM  

Unikitty: phrawgh: edmo: The cops shot her legs off? Damn. How many rounds?

All of them, as Standard Operating Procedure apparently dictates these days.

*eye roll*


It's true, though.

Cops are trained to empty magazines into the center of mass
 
2018-05-11 10:10:18 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Anderson was wanted for failing to appear in court on charges including false imprisonment related to a 2015 incident when she allegedly held people hostage at a Burger King with a BB gun. It ended in a shooting with police and she lost both legs.

I'm sure she's a naughty girl, but I think losing both your legs is punishment enough.


She had to fail to appear. At least part of her couldn't.
 
2018-05-11 10:15:31 PM  
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2018-05-11 10:17:30 PM  
Good job police. They're a real Bon and Clyde.
 
2018-05-11 10:18:00 PM  
I really appreciate the way the journalist held back that Anderson lost her legs in a police shoot-out for the end, because naturally you assume that the leglessness and the being a fugitive are not directly connected, so when you find out they are it's like expectation whiplash.  Brilliantly done, expert trolling.

Also "...placing the now-4-foot-tall woman into..."  is a cheap, dirty shot and I like it.
 
2018-05-11 10:20:54 PM  

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2018-05-11 10:21:10 PM  
BEST FLORIDA STORY EVER!!
 
2018-05-11 10:34:26 PM  

detonator: Dawn Knotts, amirite?[img.fark.net image 425x205]


Yes you are.
 
2018-05-11 10:37:26 PM  

binox: detonator: Dawn Knotts, amirite?[img.fark.net image 425x205]

Yes you are.


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2018-05-11 10:43:32 PM  
I cant help but picturing the officer seeing him putting her in the box and then him telling the officer he doesn't know where she is. The image I'm seeing is highly comical.
 
2018-05-11 10:44:05 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: What do you call a girl with no legs?
Nothing, she won't come anyway.

Oh, I mean dog.
Dog.


She won't come?

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2018-05-11 10:47:15 PM  
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2018-05-11 11:08:38 PM  
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2018-05-11 11:30:38 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: What do you call a girl with no legs?
Nothing, she won't come anyway.

Oh, I mean dog.
Dog.


What do you call a girl with no legs in a tote bag?
Carrie
 
2018-05-11 11:59:59 PM  

Mock26: If she had one leg her name would be Eileen.


And if she were a Japanese woman with one leg she'd be named, Irene!
 
2018-05-12 02:30:28 AM  
They were worried she was armed.
 
2018-05-12 03:52:39 AM  

doglover: Unikitty: phrawgh: edmo: The cops shot her legs off? Damn. How many rounds?

All of them, as Standard Operating Procedure apparently dictates these days.

*eye roll*

It's true, though.

Cops are trained to empty magazines into the center of mass


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2018-05-12 08:20:38 AM  
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2018-05-12 11:23:50 AM  
Mother?
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