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(Action News Jacksonville)   Naked man at Daytona Beach airport seen on the baggage carousel shouting, "We've got to get out of here" Thankfully, The Sun wasn't there   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Orlando, Florida, Volusia County Sheriff, Daytona Beach, Florida, Volusia County, Florida, Halifax River, The Daytona Beach News-Journal, Sheriff Michael Chitwood, U.S. Route 1 in Florida  
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2018-05-11 12:48:40 PM  
Eric Burdon wants everyone to know he owns the rights to that.
 
2018-05-11 01:33:59 PM  
Never stop in bat country.
 
2018-05-11 02:52:28 PM  
Hey! That's no white courtesy phone!
 
2018-05-11 02:53:15 PM  
Thankfully, The Sun wasn't there

But the Moon was.
 
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2018-05-11 02:55:46 PM  

Prey4reign: Eric Burdon wants everyone to know he owns the rights to that.


Weird. That was the first thing to hit my brain too.
 
2018-05-11 02:56:09 PM  
Oh dear god, did you see the bottom of the article?

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Rule 34 is way into effect now isn't?
 
2018-05-11 02:57:03 PM  
He got Baker-Acted?
 
2018-05-11 02:57:52 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2018-05-11 03:01:11 PM  

Raven Darke: Meth is a hell of a drug.


It wasn't meth. I was just drunk.
 
2018-05-11 03:02:56 PM  
I couldn't be that officer, because I been on Fark too long and would've cracked up laughing.
 
2018-05-11 03:05:32 PM  

Prey4reign: Eric Burdon wants everyone to know he owns the rights to that.


We've got to get out of this place,
If it's the last thing we ever do,
We've got to get out of this place,
Girl, let's ride the baggage carousel, nude...
 
2018-05-11 03:06:06 PM  

Subtonic: Raven Darke: Meth is a hell of a drug.

It wasn't meth. I was just drunk.


Yeah, but that wasn't salt on the rim of your margarita!
 
2018-05-11 03:09:05 PM  
Did put a sticker on his sack to make it easier to recognize on the carousel?
 
2018-05-11 03:09:07 PM  
My luggage smells like ass.
 
2018-05-11 03:09:15 PM  

Prey4reign: Eric Burdon wants everyone to know he owns the rights to that.


Done on one.

Somebody get the lights.
 
2018-05-11 03:10:48 PM  

uncleacid: My luggage smells like ass.


My ass smells like luggage.
 
2018-05-11 03:15:28 PM  
The Sun wasn't there.

But the moon was.
 
2018-05-11 03:16:49 PM  

Rotcorp: Prey4reign: Eric Burdon wants everyone to know he owns the rights to that.

We've got to get out of this place,
If it's the last thing we ever do,
We've got to get out of this place,
Girl, let's ride the baggage carousel, nude...


Ah hell, almost word-for-word what I was going to say; kudos to you all.
 
2018-05-11 03:24:34 PM  
You may have gotten high before, but you've never been heroically trapped on a baggage carousel high.
 
2018-05-11 03:24:51 PM  
There aren't many parts of the movie Airplane! that are a good idea to reenact in an airport. Especially naked.
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2018-05-11 03:30:11 PM  
The bomb he was referring to must have been silent but deadly.
 
2018-05-11 03:30:26 PM  

steklo: Oh dear god, did you see the bottom of the article?

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Rule 34 is way into effect now isn't?


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2018-05-11 03:34:39 PM  

70Ford: steklo: Oh dear god, did you see the bottom of the article?

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Rule 34 is way into effect now isn't?

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img.fark.net for you. I was too lazy to 'shop the 2nd photo myself.
 
2018-05-11 03:46:57 PM  

Prey4reign: Eric Burdon wants everyone to know he owns the rights to that.


It's his life, and he'll do what he wants.
 
2018-05-11 03:51:46 PM  

Rotcorp: Girl, let's ride the baggage carousel, nude...


We have no choice, because our change of clothes is in our baggage.
 
2018-05-11 04:22:30 PM  
Brian France?
 
2018-05-11 05:11:22 PM  
Hopefully they put him on a plane back to naked land.
 
2018-05-11 07:03:59 PM  

Rob3Fan: Brian France?


Well played :)
 
2018-05-11 07:04:29 PM  
sometimes you just want to get naked and ride stuff. we have all been there.
 
2018-05-11 07:34:31 PM  

adj_m: You may have gotten high before, but you've never been heroically trapped on a baggage carousel high.


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2018-05-11 07:44:09 PM  
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2018-05-11 08:55:41 PM  
One of the last times I flew my bag got stuck on the return just as it would have come down the slope and gone into the "general mess" which circles around. The entire belt mechanism just stopped working.

Come on, it's right there! I was too much of a pusspuss to hop the short distance to grab my bag and get out of there so we waited probably 45 minutes for airport employees to arrive not to fix the belt, but to start moving bags manually.

I know it's wrong to fool around on the belts. Is it really that wrong if the belt is broken and my bag is literally next but is two feet out of reach even with aided leaning?

And the worst thing about it was I was completely sober. What a waste of sobriety.
 
2018-05-12 04:46:44 AM  

Prey4reign: Eric Burdon wants everyone to know he owns the rights to that.


A challenger emerges.
Ian Hunter - We Gotta Get Out of Here
Youtube sEfR-DyuHjI
 
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