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(Click Orlando)   Miami airport asks Orlando airport to prom. Of course, it probably won't work out, as they both have lots of baggage   ( clickorlando.com) divider line
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2018-05-11 02:15:11 PM  
Because DAB is chasing naked men around the baggage return.

MIA knows not to stick its runway in crazy.
 
2018-05-11 03:39:00 PM  

Mztlplx: Because DAB is chasing naked men around the baggage return.

MIA knows not to stick its runway in crazy.


Have you been to Miami? Its got its own brand of crazy.
 
2018-05-11 04:11:38 PM  
YMX will be sitting home crying her eyes out. Again.
 
2018-05-11 04:37:52 PM  
TPA could be the prettiest girl there, if she could just get herself cleaned up.
 
2018-05-11 04:49:31 PM  
Bradford Regional Airport is not amused
 
2018-05-11 04:51:48 PM  
Orlando said that they had many suitors, but they said yes to Miami? 
You know after Miami goes home, Orlando is just going to hook up with Dickinson - Theodore Roosevelt Regional Airport.
 
2018-05-11 04:52:33 PM  
I wonder who PNS will ask to prom...
 
2018-05-11 04:53:08 PM  
MCO can do better. MIA is a hellhole of an airport.
 
2018-05-11 04:53:36 PM  
Fresno Air Terminal is still sitting at home, watching cable, eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's, crying.
 
2018-05-11 04:55:15 PM  

BlackFoltz: I wonder who PNS will ask to prom...


Probably
Bemidji Regional Airport
 
2018-05-11 04:56:42 PM  

ChipNASA: Fresno Air Terminal is still sitting at home, watching cable, eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's, crying.


She's texting her friend Show Low Regional Airport, who's doing the same thing.
 
2018-05-11 04:57:44 PM  
YYZ: What's a prom?
 
2018-05-11 04:57:51 PM  

ChipNASA: BlackFoltz: I wonder who PNS will ask to prom...

Probably
Bemidji Regional Airport


And if Bemidji turns him down, he can always go with his backup, Sioux Gateway Airport
 
2018-05-11 05:00:32 PM  

RTOGUY: YYZ: What's a prom?


Don't just Rush into the thread and start asking stupid questions or I'll Alex you to Geddy outta here. We like to more Peart around here.
 
2018-05-11 05:00:33 PM  
Great, now even airports are getting dates.  I'll be crying in my bunk.
 
2018-05-11 05:01:00 PM  
Getting laid over isn't the same thing.
 
2018-05-11 05:01:16 PM  

BlackFoltz: I wonder who PNS will ask to prom...


Arathusa Safari Lodge Airport
Chitwa Chitwa, ZA
/ For those that won't look it up, its code is ASS.
// PNS goes where?
 
2018-05-11 05:03:38 PM  

ChipNASA: ChipNASA: Fresno Air Terminal is still sitting at home, watching cable, eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's, crying.

She's texting her friend Show Low Regional Airport, who's doing the same thing.


I heard that they were going to end up partying with PRESIDENTE NICOLAU LOBATO, Dili, East Timor & Doha, Qatar
 
2018-05-11 05:06:33 PM  
No you can't land I have to order a corsage.
 
2018-05-11 05:06:51 PM  

DRTFA: BlackFoltz: I wonder who PNS will ask to prom...

Arathusa Safari Lodge Airport
Chitwa Chitwa, ZA
/ For those that won't look it up, its code is ASS.
// PNS goes where?

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2018-05-11 05:11:46 PM  
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2018-05-11 05:29:03 PM  
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2018-05-11 05:59:12 PM  

ChipNASA: Orlando said that they had many suitors, but they said yes to Miami? 
You know after Miami goes home, Orlando is just going to hook up with Dickinson - Theodore Roosevelt Regional Airport.


Nah, probably wanted to make sure that biatch, Sanford Airport, up the street wasn't asked first.
 
2018-05-11 06:07:41 PM  

DRTFA: BlackFoltz: I wonder who PNS will ask to prom...

Arathusa Safari Lodge Airport
Chitwa Chitwa, ZA
/ For those that won't look it up, its code is ASS.
// PNS goes where?


Too far from Pensacola, usually just goes to Charlotte.
 
2018-05-11 06:12:33 PM  
ATL is a slut.
 
2018-05-11 06:14:46 PM  

uncleacid: No you can't land I have to order a corsage Corsair.

 
2018-05-11 06:35:51 PM  
SAN is too busy surfing to care.
 
2018-05-11 07:44:08 PM  
Would it be ok if MAN asked BOI to prom? Just asking for a friend?
 
2018-05-11 08:42:22 PM  
I'm surprised that no one has asked Sioux Gateway Airport for a date. It SUX.
 
2018-05-11 10:14:19 PM  
Boooo!!!
 
2018-05-12 03:09:23 AM  
Will the acceptance read "Ta, Mac?"
 
2018-05-12 10:40:59 AM  

Gubbo: MCO can do better. MIA is a hellhole of an airport.


FTL might be smaller, but it knows how to move you.
 
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