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(Fox News)   Florida Man wrangles 12-foot hammerhead shark onto beach and...OMG LOOK AT THOSE ABS   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2018-05-11 07:23:15 AM  
Not clicking on a Fox News link, I don't care WHAT abs are there.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2018-05-11 08:17:21 AM  
I didn't know sharks had abs.
 
2018-05-11 08:48:19 AM  
sorry, i have ab blocker on
 
2018-05-11 08:51:20 AM  
Steroids.

/the easy way
 
2018-05-11 08:56:52 AM  
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2018-05-11 09:08:49 AM  

fatalvenom: Steroids.

/the easy way


You sand fat.
 
2018-05-11 09:11:28 AM  

theropod: Not clicking on a Fox News link, I don't care WHAT abs are there.


Grow the fark up you baby.
 
2018-05-11 09:11:31 AM  
And only two comments in before the "lib" word was used.

i know, never read the comments
 
2018-05-11 09:11:45 AM  

fatalvenom: Steroids.

/the easy way


That's not steroids.

He clearly is sucking the life force from the kid behind him.
 
2018-05-11 09:12:15 AM  
Why's his kid so scrawny.  He must be disappointed.
 
2018-05-11 09:12:22 AM  
O_O

Um... er... hmmm.
 
2018-05-11 09:12:39 AM  
I want to go to there.
 
2018-05-11 09:13:51 AM  
the comments are so sexist. It's terrible.
 
2018-05-11 09:14:22 AM  
He spends a lot of time on his back.
 
2018-05-11 09:15:07 AM  
Sploosh!!
 
2018-05-11 09:17:50 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: sorry, i have ab blocker on


A winner is you :)
 
2018-05-11 09:20:10 AM  

EyeHaveRisen: And only two comments in before the "lib" word was used.

i know, never read the comments


Lol...."I for one, appreciate and accept respectable cat calls and whistles"

Nothing says classy and respectable like cat calls :)
 
2018-05-11 09:20:12 AM  
Poor farking shark. I'm going to remember this one for the next shark attack thread.
 
2018-05-11 09:20:42 AM  
Yeah. Some of us look that good.

\I mean, like the kid in the background
 
2018-05-11 09:20:42 AM  
He looks exactly like what I would hope a shark wrangler look like. And I am jealous.
 
2018-05-11 09:20:44 AM  
Oh what can be the big deal? Lot's of dudes are in good shape.
*click*
Holy shiat......

/puts down jelly donut, closes link......wipes away a few tears....
 
2018-05-11 09:21:13 AM  

Nurglitch: Poor farking shark. I'm going to remember this one for the next shark attack thread.


It was tagged and immediately released.
 
2018-05-11 09:22:18 AM  
I'll admit that's a heckuva washboard, and he probably gets all the girls he wants, but will he ever know the sheer joys of sloth and gluttony the way I do? I don't think so.

Frankly,  I pity him.
 
2018-05-11 09:22:45 AM  
What shark?
 
2018-05-11 09:24:38 AM  
I'm glad to see that there is equal opportunity in sexual objectification.
 
2018-05-11 09:24:43 AM  
I tell my wife, you should be happy, a six-pack ain't shiat when you can have the whole keg.
 
2018-05-11 09:25:35 AM  

Chevello: I'm glad to see that there is equal opportunity in sexual objectification.


You bet you're sweet ass
 
2018-05-11 09:26:07 AM  

Buttknuckle: Chevello: I'm glad to see that there is equal opportunity in sexual objectification.

You bet you're sweet ass


Your,  damnit
 
2018-05-11 09:26:10 AM  

Buttknuckle: Chevello: I'm glad to see that there is equal opportunity in sexual objectification.

You bet you're sweet ass


Username checks out.
 
2018-05-11 09:26:28 AM  
FTFC: You must stop listening to all those liberal women who do nothing but complain. That is not how the majority feel. I for one, appreciate and accept respectable cat calls and whistles and compliments. If you say you don't, you are a liar. As long as it is respectful and hands - off ------ nothing wrong with it!!!

<Sigh>
 
2018-05-11 09:27:29 AM  
suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie
Youtube nyLTP6lQ3HI
 
2018-05-11 09:29:41 AM  
Mama likey.
 
2018-05-11 09:29:43 AM  
I love Sanibel but I don't usually go in the water. Partly due to articles like this.
/The shark not the abs.
 
2018-05-11 09:29:59 AM  
The shark was asking for it. It said "suck my dick!"
 
2018-05-11 09:30:26 AM  
niiiiiice.
 
2018-05-11 09:30:47 AM  
I used to tell women that I was a falconer, but now I'm moving to shark wrangler.

"Yeah, I'm just a regular cowboy millionaire playboy astronaut, but that's only my day job.  It doesn't define who I am.  My true passion is in shark wrangling.  If I could leave the workaday world of foiling supervillains and saving entire communities from ruin, I'd like to move to a quiet little beach and spend my days wrangling sharks."
 
2018-05-11 09:34:30 AM  
I like how theres a random picture of Pence standing behind this guy while he dishes later in the article.

Apparently pence was spendinwaparts of April trolling for buff dudes on the beach...
 
2018-05-11 09:34:41 AM  

Buttknuckle: I want to go to there.


Username checks out.
 
2018-05-11 09:35:58 AM  

Buttknuckle: Chevello: I'm glad to see that there is equal opportunity in sexual objectification.

You bet your sweet ass


Why thank you. I've only ever seen it in photographs.
 
2018-05-11 09:36:59 AM  
I said goddamn...
 
2018-05-11 09:37:23 AM  

oldfool: The shark was asking for it. It said "suck my dick!"


I was thinking to myself, what dud thar poor shark ever do to merit wrangling. And right as I was contemplating that, I read your comment.

I laughed. I still think people should not be harassing or hurting sharks. But I laughed.
 
2018-05-11 09:39:01 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: I like how theres a random picture of Pence standing behind this guy while he dishes later in the article.

Apparently pence was spendinwaparts of April trolling for buff dudes on the beach...


I'm surprised there's a picture of Pence's beach vacations.
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2018-05-11 09:42:31 AM  
Shark wranglers sucking the government teat.
 
2018-05-11 09:42:39 AM  
I wonder how many times he has said "You all know me, know how I earn a living."
 
2018-05-11 09:43:17 AM  
You think this guy is awesome with his 6 pack?  Wait until they see my keg.
 
2018-05-11 09:43:30 AM  

Persnickety Paladin: oldfool: The shark was asking for it. It said "suck my dick!"

I was thinking to myself, what dud thar poor shark ever do to merit wrangling. And right as I was contemplating that, I read your comment.

I laughed. I still think people should not be harassing or hurting sharks. But I laughed.


Ha ha username checks out
 
2018-05-11 09:44:04 AM  

binox: Why's his kid so scrawny.  He must be disappointed.


Kids a little young to be juicing steroids.
 
2018-05-11 09:45:13 AM  
 While those are certainly admirable abs, I personally prefer more of a "dad bod" shape.
 
2018-05-11 09:46:07 AM  

Nurglitch: Poor farking shark. I'm going to remember this one for the next shark attack thread.


Do an Anthony Jeselnik "Shark Party"

Shark Party
Youtube zqGvv4rFjHQ
 
2018-05-11 09:46:31 AM  

elvisaintdead: [a57.foxnews.com image 850x478]


Before anybody gets too upset, he is catching and releasing the sharks after tagging them to learn about their migration habits.
 
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