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(The Raw Story)   And here's a story about GOP megadonor, Beau Bridges doppelganger, and Cohen fall guy, Elliot Broidy, operating an illegal private security company in Florida, because why the hell not at this point?   ( rawstory.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Security guard, close Trump associate, President Donald Trump, Trump associate Erik, Circinus, associate George Nader, Republican National Committee, private security firm  
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2018-05-10 04:00:24 PM  
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2018-05-10 04:01:35 PM  
Also, hate to break it to everyone, but these ultra-wealthy guys not only have their own security forces, they have their own spy networks. Probably much more than that, though that's one that I've heard mentioned on the news before.
 
2018-05-10 04:14:08 PM  

SurfaceTension: Also, hate to break it to everyone, but these ultra-wealthy guys not only have their own security forces, they have their own spy networks. Probably much more than that, though that's one that I've heard mentioned on the news before.


If you told me the only bill Trump paid on time was a huge expense to the finest private eyes, I would believe you. It certainly helps to explain why people would be so willing to do deals with him
 
2018-05-10 04:17:56 PM  

SurfaceTension: Also, hate to break it to everyone, but these ultra-wealthy guys not only have their own security forces, they have their own spy networks. Probably much more than that, though that's one that I've heard mentioned on the news before.


Are they usually stupid enough to run an unlicensed one and promote it with the federal government?
 
2018-05-10 04:19:42 PM  

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He looks like Beau Bridges got his head stuck in a hydraulic press.
 
2018-05-10 04:21:21 PM  

DeaH: SurfaceTension: Also, hate to break it to everyone, but these ultra-wealthy guys not only have their own security forces, they have their own spy networks. Probably much more than that, though that's one that I've heard mentioned on the news before.

Are they usually stupid enough to run an unlicensed one and promote it with the federal government?


Sure.  They can operate under cover of night swamp gas as thick as pea soup.
 
2018-05-10 04:29:15 PM  
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"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, subby."
 
2018-05-10 04:36:13 PM  
Illegal private security?

You mean a gang of thugs?
 
2018-05-10 04:50:18 PM  

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"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, subby."


okay okay, maybe a fat Jeff Bridges.

He looks like he's part of the Bridges clan though.
 
2018-05-10 05:02:11 PM  

PirateKing: Illegal private security?

You mean a gang of thugs?


Don't be silly - they're not black.
 
2018-05-10 05:32:05 PM  
his associate George Nader has served as an adviser.

It's like one big happy shiatweasel family.
 
2018-05-10 05:51:43 PM  

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It's like Pepe the Frog put on a badly-fitting Beau Bridges mask.
 
2018-05-10 06:06:46 PM  
and this is still not the strangest story of the day 
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2018-05-10 06:07:25 PM  
You don't get rich by playing by the rules.
 
2018-05-10 06:07:58 PM  
I've seen this Archer episode.
 
2018-05-10 06:09:56 PM  

monoski: You don't get rich by playing by the rules.


No, the thing is you pretty much can, when the system is already tilted in your favor. But that's not enough for these guys. Hopefully it'll finally get them the comeuppance they so "richly" deserve.
 
2018-05-10 06:14:30 PM  
I'd say more like an older Boomer Esiason, only he probably drowned the kittens.
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2018-05-10 06:15:38 PM  
Approves

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2018-05-10 06:16:18 PM  
Is there a term for that smug grin that Broidy and Trump both do, and how it causes their chins to get all protruding and pebbly?
 
2018-05-10 06:17:47 PM  
Boy the scams are just falling outta EVERYONE'S asses.
 
2018-05-10 06:18:13 PM  
He's a bag man. Those goons belong to Eric Prince.
 
2018-05-10 06:18:59 PM  
He's got Trump's tax returns hidden under his bottom lip.
 
2018-05-10 06:20:15 PM  
Some Bo Derek eyebleach
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2018-05-10 06:20:22 PM  

FrancoFile: Is there a term for that smug grin that Broidy and Trump both do, and how it causes their chins to get all protruding and pebbly?


It's the William F Buckley just ate the last turd in the catbox smile.
 
2018-05-10 06:20:30 PM  

FrancoFile: Is there a term for that smug grin that Broidy and Trump both do, and how it causes their chins to get all protruding and pebbly?


GOP mating ritual.

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2018-05-10 06:21:31 PM  
Republicans.  Hating democracy since 1964.
 
2018-05-10 06:21:40 PM  
Yay! I get to use this one again...

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2018-05-10 06:21:55 PM  

OooShiny: FrancoFile: Is there a term for that smug grin that Broidy and Trump both do, and how it causes their chins to get all protruding and pebbly?

GOP mating ritual.

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actually
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2018-05-10 06:23:44 PM  

Mikey1969: Yay! I get to use this one again...

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Jesus Christ!  My heart nearly stopped!  Are you trying to kill people?!
 
2018-05-10 06:28:31 PM  

Mikey1969: Yay! I get to use this one again...

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Mikey-ya gotta adds some chemical peel effects to dis guys skin-melting of the hair, and what nots.

Annnnddd.....1.6 million for some chick to bang this POS? Not this Farkette. Nope. Nasty.ICKY!
 
2018-05-10 06:28:48 PM  
I bet that $17 million government contract gets renewed and significantly increased next year for Broidy taking the blame for the abortion by Trump's mistress.

/probably true
 
2018-05-10 06:30:48 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: FrancoFile: Is there a term for that smug grin that Broidy and Trump both do, and how it causes their chins to get all protruding and pebbly?

It's the William F Buckley just ate the last turd in the catbox smile.


William F Buckley didnt have a chin, he had a shelf
 
2018-05-10 06:32:12 PM  

FrancoFile: Is there a term for that smug grin that Broidy and Trump both do, and how it causes their chins to get all protruding and pebbly?


Yeah: obesity.

Plus "smirking asshole."
 
2018-05-10 06:33:43 PM  
Another mirthless sociopath smile.  These guys smile like they read how to do it from a poorly translated instruction manual with a page missing.
 
2018-05-10 06:34:30 PM  

SurfaceTension: Also, hate to break it to everyone, but these ultra-wealthy guys not only have their own security forces, they have their own spy networks. Probably much more than that, though that's one that I've heard mentioned on the news before.


Yes, we've all seen Game of Thrones.
 
2018-05-10 06:34:46 PM  
Everyone trump has ever talked to, even that wrong number in 1997, is being investigated/ plead guilty. I bet he's clean though.
 
2018-05-10 06:37:21 PM  

SurfaceTension: Also, hate to break it to everyone, but these ultra-wealthy guys not only have their own security forces, they have their own spy networks. Probably much more than that, though that's one that I've heard mentioned on the news before.


Between the militarizing the police and having private armies it's almost like they're preparing for some sort of civil unrest
 
2018-05-10 06:39:08 PM  
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2018-05-10 06:41:28 PM  

pehvbot: Another mirthless sociopath smile.  These guys smile like they read how to do it from a poorly translated instruction manual with a page missing.


The complete lizard persons guide to passing for human
 
2018-05-10 06:41:44 PM  

Artist: Mikey1969: Yay! I get to use this one again...

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Mikey-ya gotta adds some chemical peel effects to dis guys skin-melting of the hair, and what nots.

Annnnddd.....1.6 million for some chick to bang this POS? Not this Farkette. Nope. Nasty.ICKY!


I basically just took his pic, used "slime" as a style, threw it to Google's AI and that's what it gave me.
 
2018-05-10 06:43:56 PM  
Well the GOP has to force those fertile women to wear those red handmaiden outfits somehow.
 
2018-05-10 06:49:49 PM  
At least it was just a security company and not an email server.
 
2018-05-10 06:50:28 PM  
I'm beginning to think the Republican strategy, if you want to call it that, is to allow such a blizzard of corruption that nobody can see what's going on in all the chaos, so most of them will get away with doing whatever they want.
 
2018-05-10 06:50:39 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: I bet that $17 million government contract gets renewed and significantly increased next year for Broidy taking the blame for the abortion by Trump's mistress.

/probably true


The 17mill contract started in August 2017.

So, you're probably right.

Especially if that rumor of Broidy having a vasectomy 10 years ago is true. (Although its probably true regardless of this)
 
2018-05-10 06:58:22 PM  

Artist: Mikey1969: Yay! I get to use this one again...

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Mikey-ya gotta adds some chemical peel effects to dis guys skin-melting of the hair, and what nots.

Annnnddd.....1.6 million for some chick to bang this POS? Not this Farkette. Nope. Nasty.ICKY!


Here, try this...
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2018-05-10 07:12:06 PM  

Mikey1969: Artist: Mikey1969: Yay! I get to use this one again...

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Mikey-ya gotta adds some chemical peel effects to dis guys skin-melting of the hair, and what nots.

Annnnddd.....1.6 million for some chick to bang this POS? Not this Farkette. Nope. Nasty.ICKY!

Here, try this...
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Much better/worse! The eyes could be more reptilian....

This is a guy only a Slovinian, Balkan, Iranian Gal could "love"!
 
2018-05-10 07:12:40 PM  

FrancoFile: Is there a term for that smug grin that Broidy and Trump both do, and how it causes their chins to get all protruding and pebbly?


I dunno, maybe some German speakers could help us out with that. It seems like it needs a word.
 
2018-05-10 07:24:52 PM  
Major General Hank Landry looks nothing like that man!
 
2018-05-10 07:25:51 PM  

Diogenes: PirateKing: Illegal private security?

You mean a gang of thugs?

Don't be silly - they're not black.


Nor Hindi
 
2018-05-10 07:47:19 PM  
Hired goons?!
 
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