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(Local10 WPLG)   If your brazen iPhone has been stolen, we may have found the culprits   ( local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Broward County, Florida, deerfield beach, South Florida metropolitan area, Mobile phone, Grant, Crime, Stephens, Theft  
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4692 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 May 2018 at 7:23 AM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-05-09 07:30:53 AM  
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2018-05-09 07:48:04 AM  
I'd think brazing your iPhone would ruin it.
 
2018-05-09 07:54:31 AM  
Wanesha.
 
2018-05-09 08:35:16 AM  

vudukungfu: Wanesha.


You can tell she 'masterminded' this caper. She looks like smash and grab girl.  The guy's mugshot looked scared of her, and her bond was 12x his bond so the court must've been scared of her too.
 
2018-05-09 08:40:03 AM  
Um, I thought all display phones had their cellular radios removed or otherwise permanently disabled. Stealing them would be the equivalent to stealing fancy calculators.
 
2018-05-09 08:54:05 AM  

End_Of_Line: Um, I thought all display phones had their cellular radios removed or otherwise permanently disabled. Stealing them would be the equivalent to stealing fancy calculators.


Fancy calculator? Good luck getting it out the door!

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2018-05-09 08:54:07 AM  

End_Of_Line: Um, I thought all display phones had their cellular radios removed or otherwise permanently disabled. Stealing them would be the equivalent to stealing fancy calculators.


Probably depends on where you shop as to what quality of display phone you get.  I think Best Buy's phones are normal even though they have that wire what screeches at you when you try out the camera mode on it.

As for tfa...  If you're gonna steal something, make sure it isn't something that constantly tracks you.
 
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2018-05-09 09:05:11 AM  
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2018-05-09 09:07:36 AM  
wanesha ≥ ooglie²
 
2018-05-09 09:08:45 AM  
Still waiting to get my brazen bull back from some brazen thieves. I gots enemies of the state to torture and execute here.
 
2018-05-09 09:48:24 AM  
Would you want your phone back after it was Brazzered?
 
2018-05-09 10:35:40 AM  
There is few women as fine as a good looking black woman.  That woman is not fine at all.
 
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