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(Palm Beach Post)   The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off   ( mypalmbeachpost.com) divider line
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7326 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 May 2018 at 5:20 PM (20 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-05-08 05:07:37 PM  
School district police learned that Phillips permitted students to remove their socks in class and store them in his mini-refrigerator.


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2018-05-08 05:27:06 PM  
Heh... somebody in the comments on that page said something about the teacher getting the boot. Another griped about tax payers having to ''foot' the bill in the law suit.

Yep... you've been spared.
 
2018-05-08 05:27:25 PM  
Oh it's a male?  Lock him up and throw away the key! Death is too good for him! Get a rope!
 
2018-05-08 05:29:05 PM  
His favorite K-pop song is "b*tches got Seoul"
 
2018-05-08 05:29:16 PM  
"Go on......"
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TWX
2018-05-08 05:31:29 PM  
TFHeadline: "The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off "

Was this in the room?

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Was there more than one student in the room?
/dnrtfa
 
2018-05-08 05:32:36 PM  
November 2015, the school board agreed to settle the student's lawsuit for $250,000.

Nice payday for a student who couldn't keep his story straight.
 
2018-05-08 05:32:42 PM  
Pediphile?
 
2018-05-08 05:38:59 PM  

blatz514: School district police learned that Phillips permitted students to remove their socks in class and store them in his mini-refrigerator.


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Ya know, I like crawling into cool, clean sheets at night. I bet chilled socks would be delightful in the right climate.

But this guy is..... Not right. Even if the student is lying his ass off.....this dude is crackers.
 
2018-05-08 05:39:47 PM  
Lots of people have foot and other fetishes and keep them under control at work.  The teacher isn't creepy because of a foot fetish, he's creepy because he allows it to interfere with  his professional duties.

I mean, I leave my clown porn at home, c'mon.
 
2018-05-08 05:40:40 PM  
He's now working at Kids Foot Locker.
 
2018-05-08 05:41:15 PM  
Was all this leading up to Twister by Milton Bradley?
 
2018-05-08 05:41:16 PM  

blatz514: School district police learned that Phillips permitted students to remove their socks in class and store them in his mini-refrigerator.


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I think it would be much easier (and more effective) to just soak your feet in a bucket of ice water.
 
2018-05-08 05:43:12 PM  
Teacher Appreciation Week!!!


YAY!!!!
 
2018-05-08 05:53:36 PM  

Jgok: blatz514: School district police learned that Phillips permitted students to remove their socks in class and store them in his mini-refrigerator.


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I think it would be much easier (and more effective) to just soak your feet in a bucket of ice water.


The walrus would not share his bukit

Koo koo Kachu
 
2018-05-08 05:55:48 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: blatz514: School district police learned that Phillips permitted students to remove their socks in class and store them in his mini-refrigerator.


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Ya know, I like crawling into cool, clean sheets at night. I bet chilled socks would be delightful in the right climate.

But this guy is..... Not right. Even if the student is lying his ass off.....this dude is crackers.


Downside: stinky sodas and beers
 
2018-05-08 05:56:32 PM  
Even worse, the teacher would assign essays on Fridays - just so he could get some whine with his foot cheese.
 
2018-05-08 05:56:46 PM  
I recall a famous TV producer who also makes his teen foot fetish blatantly obvious. What was his name again?
 
2018-05-08 06:01:26 PM  
Yeah but what about the hot female teachers? They didn't even have those in my day.
 
2018-05-08 06:14:00 PM  
He should start a charter school with that principal from Mindhunter.
 
2018-05-08 06:16:32 PM  

nitropissering: Was all this leading up to Twister by Milton Bradley?


If my current projections are correct,  Milton Bradley's Twister The Movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson should be out summer of 2019.
 
2018-05-08 06:17:15 PM  
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2018-05-08 06:21:05 PM  
My GF has a foot fetish. I can't give her 12" so I give her four fast threes.
 
2018-05-08 06:22:23 PM  
i'm not giving the guy a pass, but i guarantee i had probably at least 5 teachers over the years who were creepier than that guy.
 
TWX
2018-05-08 06:35:05 PM  

EdAmesAndMrs.: My GF has a foot fetish. I can't give her 12" so I give her four fast threes.


Ah, giving it to her in installments I see. Like the pickup-line but for feet.

/"Hey baby, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."
//"Not unless you can promise me ten inches!"
///"How about in three installments?"
 
2018-05-08 06:51:59 PM  
When I was in high school, we had a younger male coach/history teacher. There were at least two girls that put their feet in his lap, though one was wearing socks. But the classroom wasn't dimmed and he was not alone with them.
 
2018-05-08 07:09:24 PM  
Did he remember to give them nickels?

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2018-05-08 07:15:59 PM  
You'll find no sympathy here...except from these guys:

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2018-05-08 07:51:51 PM  
That's weird all right.

Who takes their shoes off for a workplace quickie?
 
2018-05-08 08:09:47 PM  
If I teach all god damned day in three inch heels, I'll have office hours with my shoes off whenever I-

Oh. Nope, that's creepy as fark.
 
2018-05-08 09:34:32 PM  
Jeez. Can't a guy take his shoes off and teach?

I actually usually just wear a pair of Addidas sandals when I'm teaching. More comfortable and more support than most shoes.

I hope the lawyers got the majority of that money. No way that kid deserves much more than a few dollars. No foot rub is worth six figures.
 
2018-05-08 09:54:38 PM  
Oh, I've heard of Jupiter...

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So has he....
 
2018-05-08 09:55:32 PM  

powhound: I actually usually just wear a pair of Addidas sandals when I'm teaching. More comfortable and more support than most shoes.


I usually just wear a pair of patent leather pumps and a short skirt, but I think that I may teach a different class than you...
 
2018-05-08 10:30:34 PM  

Mikey1969: powhound: I actually usually just wear a pair of Addidas sandals when I'm teaching. More comfortable and more support than most shoes.

I usually just wear a pair of patent leather pumps and a short skirt, but I think that I may teach a different class than you...


Mormon eschatology ?
 
2018-05-08 10:49:09 PM  

Mikey1969: powhound: I actually usually just wear a pair of Addidas sandals when I'm teaching. More comfortable and more support than most shoes.

I usually just wear a pair of patent leather pumps and a short skirt, but I think that I may teach a different class than you...


That's pretty hot. Do you teach auto-erotica?
 
2018-05-08 11:28:27 PM  

unsightly phlebitis: eschatology


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2018-05-08 11:57:54 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: unsightly phlebitis: eschatology

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LOOK Her sinful calves, I wonder what her equally sinful toes look like?
 Oh man, Josephs never gonna teach me the secret handshake now.
 
2018-05-09 03:04:37 PM  

Mikey1969: powhound: I actually usually just wear a pair of Addidas sandals when I'm teaching. More comfortable and more support than most shoes.

I usually just wear a pair of patent leather pumps and a short skirt, but I think that I may teach a different class than you...


Where can I sign up?
 
2018-05-09 03:27:54 PM  

powhound: Mikey1969: powhound: I actually usually just wear a pair of Addidas sandals when I'm teaching. More comfortable and more support than most shoes.

I usually just wear a pair of patent leather pumps and a short skirt, but I think that I may teach a different class than you...

That's pretty hot. Do you teach auto-erotica?


Close. Welding.
 
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