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(NYPost)   Being thirsty for beer is not a medical emergency worthy of a call to 911   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2018-05-08 02:38:33 AM  
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.  Don't do that at noon.
 
2018-05-08 03:17:43 AM  
Says subby...
 
2018-05-08 05:50:03 AM  
The hell it's not!
 
2018-05-08 06:27:05 AM  
Really?

/puts phone down
 
2018-05-08 06:31:04 AM  
i was trying to call stein one one
 
2018-05-08 07:05:47 AM  
Ah Florida, you cease to amaze me.
 
2018-05-08 07:14:19 AM  
Subby is obviously a noob to Fark.
 
2018-05-08 07:16:01 AM  

Farkspeare: i was trying to call stein one one


heh...might be a good name for a bar.  Especially if it's near a police or fire station.
 
2018-05-08 07:18:16 AM  
FARK! Now I'M thirsty for beer. What's that number again?
 
2018-05-08 07:18:25 AM  
If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right
 
2018-05-08 07:27:49 AM  
Now, subby, let's not get crazy with these proclamations.
 
2018-05-08 07:33:22 AM  
Au contraire mon frere.
 
2018-05-08 07:39:21 AM  
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2018-05-08 07:52:26 AM  
If I were God, I'd arrange it so that people who made bullshait 911 calls like this would always have them answered by the sort of cops who shoot people for no cause. It would all work out in the end.
 
2018-05-08 07:53:01 AM  
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2018-05-08 07:56:27 AM  
'911' in Miller Beer Logo in 'Conspiracy Theory' and 4/23/12
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2018-05-08 08:35:46 AM  
However, calling 911 for pot *is* an appropriate use of the system.
 
2018-05-08 08:39:43 AM  

xanadian: Farkspeare: i was trying to call stein one one

heh...might be a good name for a bar.  Especially if it's near a police or fire station.


There's one in Blackpool called "The Pump and Truncheon".
 
2018-05-08 08:41:09 AM  
Alcohol withdrawal is potentially fatal and beer is the most recommended form of alcohol to use in tapering off.  So yeah, it is possible to have a beermergency.
 
2018-05-08 09:03:45 AM  
I'm not sure it's not an emergency. When I text my daughter "911 ice cold requirement!" she comes over ten minutes later with a six pack for me ;)
 
2018-05-08 09:13:27 AM  
Subby clearly does not understand the average Farker.
 
2018-05-08 09:16:32 AM  

GooberMcFly: The hell it's not!


this is the correct response. no beer makes one crazy.
 
2018-05-08 09:21:25 AM  
Goddammit!. WHERE'S my beer!
 
2018-05-08 09:29:47 AM  
I don't see what her problem was, just drink from your backup stash of hard liqour until you can get more beer.
 
2018-05-08 09:35:54 AM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: FARK! Now I'M thirsty for beer. What's that number again?


According to the Stonemasons, it's 9-1-2.
 
2018-05-08 10:00:53 AM  
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2018-05-08 10:10:26 AM  
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2018-05-08 10:38:41 AM  
Oh sure. Call 911 when od'd you get narcan. Call 911 when drunk you get arrested.
That substance abuse discrimination.
 
2018-05-08 10:56:35 AM  
Yes it is, i was born this way
 
2018-05-08 11:04:44 AM  

garandman1a: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: FARK! Now I'M thirsty for beer. What's that number again?

According to the Stonemasons, it's 9-1-2.


Ahem! Stonecutters.

/Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!
 
2018-05-08 12:00:05 PM  
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Cut her some slack, we've all been there..
 
2018-05-08 01:07:44 PM  
Says someone that has never been thirsty for beer.
 
2018-05-08 01:17:13 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: FARK! Now I'M thirsty for beer. What's that number again?


Homer Simpson: Hello, operator, what's the number for 9-1-1?!?!?
 
2018-05-08 03:11:36 PM  

moofburger: garandman1a: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: FARK! Now I'M thirsty for beer. What's that number again?

According to the Stonemasons, it's 9-1-2.

Ahem! Stonecutters.

/Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!


As I came back here I realized the error of my ways. I'll take my bottle of bourbon and go sit in the corner and take joy in the fact that at least someone made Steve Gutenberg a star.
 
Oak
2018-05-08 03:28:11 PM  

poodebunker: I'm not sure it's not an emergency. When I text my daughter "911 ice cold requirement!" she comes over ten minutes later with a six pack for me ;)


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2018-05-09 06:34:27 AM  
Subby obviously is new to Fark.
 
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