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(People Magazine)   Bill Murray helps couple find out the sex of their baby with a golf swing   ( people.com) divider line
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2018-05-07 11:36:12 AM  
Why does the baby already have a golf swing?
 
2018-05-07 11:45:18 AM  
Wouldn't it be simpler and more accurate to take off the baby's diaper and, you know... look for a penis?
 
2018-05-07 11:45:47 AM  
Bill Murray is one of those larger than life characters that just farking rocks.
 
2018-05-07 12:14:22 PM  
It's horribly sexist to be making assumptions that the child will be cis-gendered, and everybody here should feel bad. Let's let them make up their own mind.
 
2018-05-07 12:34:19 PM  

SurfaceTension: Why does the baby already have a golf swing?


He's got a club, balls and a lot of free time. Sounds like a golfer to me.
 
2018-05-07 01:22:06 PM  
Which is male
 
2018-05-07 01:41:04 PM  
My uncle used to predict the sex of babies using a piece of thread and a wedding ring... and he was pretty good at it, he had a record of 50% accuracy.
 
2018-05-07 01:41:10 PM  
Well that's an unsettlingly violent image.
 
2018-05-07 01:49:43 PM  
That's certainly one way to do a Cesarean section.
 
2018-05-07 02:01:56 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Wouldn't it be simpler and more accurate to take off the baby's diaper and, you know... look for a penis?


You just had to open that particular can of worms, didn't you?
 
2018-05-07 02:20:13 PM  
Bill Murray out playing golf? He belongs in a museum....
 
2018-05-07 02:26:22 PM  

LewDux: Which is male

Just don't ask Bill to do the circumcision.
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2018-05-07 02:37:51 PM  

Riche: It's horribly sexist to be making assumptions that the child will be cis-gendered, and everybody here should feel bad. Let's let them make up their own mind.



New Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?
Obstretrician: I think it's a bit early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
 
2018-05-07 02:46:36 PM  

SurfaceTension: Why does the baby already have a golf swing?


Wait until they find that elephant in its pajamas.
 
2018-05-07 02:55:23 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Wouldn't it be simpler and more accurate to take off the baby's diaper and, you know... look for a penis?


STOP BEING SO SEXIST
 
2018-05-07 03:04:45 PM  

rooftop235: Bill Murray is one of those larger than life characters that just farking rocks.


Bill and, maybe, Willie are on my short list for First Class seat partners
 
2018-05-07 03:09:05 PM  

Shatners Agent: rooftop235: Bill Murray is one of those larger than life characters that just farking rocks.

Bill and, maybe, Willie are on my short list for First Class seat partners


I drive by Murray Brothers on I-95 every couple months. Really should stop in there...
 
2018-05-07 07:43:44 PM  
If Bill Murray left a shiat in a bathroom stall and the guy after him posted a picture of it to Fark we'd see comments extolling the beauty of this "national treasure..."
 
2018-05-07 11:37:05 PM  
Now do a father reveal.
 
2018-05-08 12:56:19 AM  

IHadMeAVision: If Bill Murray left a shiat in a bathroom stall and the guy after him posted a picture of it to Fark we'd see comments extolling the beauty of this "national treasure..."


So the shiat is from your asshole? fark off. Bill is a National Treasure. You are an IRS agent.
 
2018-05-08 01:16:15 AM  

Unikitty: So the shiat is from your asshole? fark off. Bill is a National Treasure. You are an IRS agent.


I think I'm still bitter from the "Bill Murray sings West Side Story medley in honor of Puerto Rico" thread following the hurricane. Talk about patronizing bullshiat... this guy is awesome because he sang songs from a play that depicts Puerto Ricans as gang members! So woke!
 
2018-05-08 01:55:03 AM  

IHadMeAVision: Unikitty: So the shiat is from your asshole? fark off. Bill is a National Treasure. You are an IRS agent.

I think I'm still bitter from the "Bill Murray sings West Side Story medley in honor of Puerto Rico" thread following the hurricane. Talk about patronizing bullshiat... this guy is awesome because he sang songs from a play that depicts Puerto Ricans as gang members! So woke!


Then you are a pedantic asshole, Bill's fave style of heckler.
 
2018-05-08 07:24:22 AM  
It's in the hole!
 
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