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(NW Florida Daily News)   Jury finds Santa Claus guilty of burglary, aggravated stalking for breaking into woman's trailer to leave her samples from his 90-pound sack of panties. Ho ho ho   ( nwfdailynews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Isitro Lee Sanches, Prosecutor, Santa Claus, Jury, Prosecutor Calie Rivera, search warrant, ZACK McDONALD News, Bay County Sheriff  
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2018-05-06 06:30:35 PM  
He better watch out when putting something in his neighbor's Christmas stalking
 
2018-05-06 06:35:08 PM  
Isitro Lee Sanches, also know as Santa Claus.  Also known as Papá Noel, you mean.
 
2018-05-06 07:06:34 PM  
When the cops are documenting your panty stash by the pound it's possible you may have gone too far.
 
2018-05-06 07:13:32 PM  
"90 pounds of panties"

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Panties! Glorious panties!
 
2018-05-06 07:29:23 PM  

Prey4reign: Isitro Lee Sanches, also know as Santa Claus.  Also known as Papá Noel, you mean.


The vato with the bony knees?
 
2018-05-06 07:34:05 PM  
40 years? Damn.
 
2018-05-06 08:31:04 PM  
I know I'm not the only one who read the end of that headline in Alan Rickman's voice.
 
2018-05-06 08:33:41 PM  
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/mandatory
 
2018-05-06 08:35:05 PM  
He doesnt look Japanese.
 
2018-05-06 08:47:19 PM  
"she hadn't been able to collect all of them."

No Pokémon trainer badge for you.
 
2018-05-06 08:54:08 PM  

RedRudy: [img.fark.net image 480x360]
/mandatory


Phase 2 Mail to Japan.
 
2018-05-06 09:18:15 PM  

Fart_Machine: "she hadn't been able to collect all of them."

No Pokémon trainer badge for you.


"All I wanted was a peekatchu"
 
2018-05-06 09:22:32 PM  

RedRudy: [img.fark.net image 480x360]
/mandatory


The problem is they were gathering the wrong underpants. The key is to middleman a website, auction style, where cam girls mail their soiled garment to the viewer who donated the most tokens. The real genius is that the losers also paid.

If this doesn't exist, it will within 24 hours.
 
2018-05-06 09:25:14 PM  

stevenvictx: He doesnt look Japanese.


But he might be turning Japanese in the near future.

/I really think so
 
2018-05-06 09:31:03 PM  
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2018-05-06 09:41:34 PM  

fusillade762: When the cops are documenting your panty stash by the pound it's possible you may have gone too far.


"Panties by the Pound" is my Wilson Phillips cover band.
 
2018-05-06 10:11:27 PM  

cyberspacedout: stevenvictx: He doesnt look Japanese.

But he might be turning Japanese in the near future.

/I really think so


She gave him The Vapors?
 
2018-05-06 10:22:15 PM  
Lies...all lies!

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2018-05-06 10:32:20 PM  
Florida? I bet the Ice Cream Bunny is involves.
 
2018-05-06 10:38:45 PM  
"Sanches faces up to 40 years in prison on the combined charges, according to the State Attorney's Office. His sentencing is set for May 11."

I'm not condoning what this guy did, the guy's a creep who needs to be dealt with before he takes things further, but 40 years?
 
2018-05-06 10:41:10 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Prey4reign: Isitro Lee Sanches, also know as Santa Claus.  Also known as Papá Noel, you mean.

The vato with the bony knees?


The guy with hair on his jaws?
 
2018-05-06 10:42:31 PM  
Did he have a machine gun?
 
2018-05-06 10:45:06 PM  
I didn't even know, my dad was white!
 
2018-05-06 10:48:32 PM  
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/  "What a haul! WHAT A HAUL!!!"
 
2018-05-06 10:57:34 PM  

Boo_Guy: "90 pounds of panties"

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Panties! Glorious panties!


Very first thing I thought of.
 
2018-05-06 11:16:30 PM  
I thought he was more into women's stockings ...
 
2018-05-06 11:40:32 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: fusillade762: When the cops are documenting your panty stash by the pound it's possible you may have gone too far.

"Panties by the Pound" is my Wilson Phillips cover band.


Dammit. I literally came here to say just that.
 
2018-05-06 11:41:46 PM  
Maybe he liked the women on "my 600 pound life." That would be like 15 pairs, right?
 
2018-05-06 11:54:04 PM  
Burglary:  Unlawful entry of a dwelling at night for the purpose of committing a felony.  So, yeah.
 
2018-05-07 12:04:23 AM  

stuffy: RedRudy: [img.fark.net image 480x360]
/mandatory

Phase 2 Mail to Japan.


I just knew there was gonna be a reference to Japan somewhere, if not I was gonna make one.
 
2018-05-07 12:06:34 AM  

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/  "What a haul! WHAT A HAUL!!!"


Now that's an old anime reference.
 
2018-05-07 12:12:26 AM  
He looks like a connoisseur ...
 
2018-05-07 05:17:27 AM  

Latinwolf: Stands With A Tiny Fist: [img.fark.net image 220x163]
/  "What a haul! WHAT A HAUL!!!"

Now that's an old anime reference.


We all need a little Happosai in our lives. It builds character. Or something....
 
2018-05-07 07:21:28 PM  
Couldn't get the article to open.

So he LEFT panties there?  or did he just drop some from a prior haul?  Because those guys usually TAKE the underwear...
 
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