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2002-01-16 02:40:32 PM  
Two things: Appalachia and Lawyers...hmmmmm
2002-01-16 02:40:43 PM  
I'm tellin' ya, this is why we need tort reform. Will the lawyers sue the lawyers?
2002-01-16 02:41:24 PM  
Here we go again...
2002-01-16 02:41:56 PM  
Appalachian School of Law

This can't be real.
2002-01-16 02:42:22 PM  
insert ambulance-chasing lawyer joke here:
2002-01-16 02:42:28 PM  
Shooting lawyers before they can become real lawyers...this could be a good trend.
2002-01-16 02:42:52 PM  

What is wrong with people?
2002-01-16 02:43:21 PM  
there oughtta be a lawsuit out of this one.
2002-01-16 02:43:45 PM  
Appalachian School of Law?

WYMT-TV in Hazard?

Are those Duke boys involved?
2002-01-16 02:44:45 PM  
Appalachian School of Law? What happened? He got a bad grade in Hatfield vs. McCoy?
2002-01-16 02:45:26 PM  
6000 lawsuits already filed.
2002-01-16 02:45:40 PM  
So which is it???

Three people were killed and three wounded..........

Among the dead was Anthony Sutton, dean of the school established in 1997, said Ellen Qualls, spokeswoman for Gov. Mark Warner, a former member of the school's board. Also killed were a student and another member of the faculty, she said.
2002-01-16 02:45:53 PM  
Whats up with these foriegners? Are they going to take all the jobs away from Americans? I mean, school shootings is a job for American students, not some....
Okay, I can't really do it. Though there is good material for lawyer jokes here. They may give the guy a reward.
2002-01-16 02:46:27 PM  
This is deserving of the HERO tag -- a few less sleazy lawyers on the world.
2002-01-16 02:46:54 PM  
I agree with misha.
2002-01-16 02:48:43 PM  
Get em while they're fresh I guess.
2002-01-16 02:49:47 PM  
Just be glad they didn't have one of those new fangled 1 million bullets a minute guns...
2002-01-16 02:50:07 PM  
35 more shots and then Bruce Springsteen could sing everybody's favorite song...

41 shots..... 41 shots.......41 shots..........41 shots......41 shots............
2002-01-16 02:50:08 PM  
01-16-02 02:44:45 PM MayoBoy
Appalachian School of Law? What happened? He got a bad grade in Hatfield vs. McCoy?

2002-01-16 02:50:40 PM  
he will have plenty of time to study where he's going.
2002-01-16 02:50:40 PM  
stop the insanity
2002-01-16 02:50:56 PM  
"First thing we must do is kill all of the lawyers."

Even the larval ones...
2002-01-16 02:51:14 PM  
2002-01-16 02:51:39 PM  
Quick! Let's ban guns so people don't hurt each other anymore!
2002-01-16 02:51:45 PM  
Q: "How do you castrate an Appalachian Lawyer?"

A: "Kick his sister in the chin."
....sorry...slow day at work today....
2002-01-16 02:52:56 PM  
GirlyGirl: the floor while he is bent over screaming mommy

2002-01-16 02:53:16 PM  
No live coverage anywhere's probably gonna take 16 hours just to get a camera there
2002-01-16 02:54:13 PM  
haha Rabb, or BIG DADDY
2002-01-16 02:54:31 PM  
I don't see how he(?) got bad grades, he obviously learns very quickly.
2002-01-16 02:55:16 PM  
I know evryone HATES/LOATHES lawyers, but DAMN, a friggin law student takin' it all out on other lawyer-wanna-be's...that FARKING rough.
2002-01-16 02:56:54 PM  
Yay!!! ANOTHER school shooting! What a week!
2002-01-16 02:57:12 PM  
what is 6 lawyers shot at law school?
A good start
2002-01-16 02:59:30 PM  
Notice it was a .380 (9mm kurz) same as yesterdays? Probably one of those godless Hungarians with their PoS blowback Hungarian pistols.
2002-01-16 03:00:58 PM  
near the Kentucky-Virginia border

How am I not suprised that Kentucky would be invloved some how.
2002-01-16 03:01:36 PM  
Two things:

1. This is not "Virginia Law School." This is a law school in Virginia. I know that headline standards discourage articles and prepositions, but this is an important distinction.

2. Prospective handgun buyers, take note: The .380 zapped half the targets. Of course, they don't specify what ammo was used or how long the DOAs remained ambulatory and theoretically able to return fire had they been armed, but still, take that 50-50 ratio under advisement.

Type of world we live in I guess.
2002-01-16 03:02:07 PM  
If he doesn't understand that shooting people is against the law, maybe he deserved those bad grades in the first place.
2002-01-16 03:02:55 PM  
Shooting a lawyer should be a constitutional right.
2002-01-16 03:02:56 PM  
Dammit! And all this time I thought there were laws against this sort of thing!

-he who stacks pork
2002-01-16 03:03:55 PM  
2002-01-16 03:04:03 PM  
Think he'll act as his own attorney? :-)
2002-01-16 03:05:07 PM  
Do law STUDENTS get buried 7 feet down?

(cuz deep down there nice guys?)
2002-01-16 03:05:14 PM  
Nothing to worry about, people. Not a single person was hurt. Just lawyers.
2002-01-16 03:06:07 PM  
I bet he wasn't using a Metal Storm gun. He'd have scored more points if he had one.
2002-01-16 03:06:19 PM  
Hoo boy! This will be like watching a snake eat itself!
2002-01-16 03:06:38 PM  
I'll bet +P HydraShoks would've got more than 50%.
2002-01-16 03:06:40 PM  
I hear if you give a lawyer Viagra they grow taller
2002-01-16 03:08:32 PM  
Appalachian School of Law's biggest case: Banjo vs. Banjo
2002-01-16 03:10:43 PM  
stupid college student...
doesn't he know that shooting fellow students is only "cool" if you're in high school?
college shootings are aboust as cool as being a thirty year old who still smokes pot.
2002-01-16 03:11:02 PM  
He got a bad grade in Hatfield vs. McCoy........... Bahahahahahahahahahaha... :)
No one in here can top that!
2002-01-16 03:11:06 PM  
farking foreigners.
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