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2018-04-26 11:37:22 PM  
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2018-04-26 11:44:41 PM  
Perhaps it was a some kind Quinceañera gift to Stormy from one Daniel Dennison.
 
2018-04-26 11:47:05 PM  
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2018-04-26 11:47:12 PM  
Dammit, man, you're not supposed to hang on to the burners!
 
2018-04-26 11:50:57 PM  

ThomasPaineTrain: Dammit, man, you're not supposed to hang on to the burners!


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/Michael Cohen is dumber than Charlie
 
2018-04-27 12:02:48 AM  
Someone who does very little business
 
2018-04-27 12:22:49 AM  

scottydoesntknow: ThomasPaineTrain: Dammit, man, you're not supposed to hang on to the burners!

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/Michael Cohen is dumber than Charlie


Charlie knew to throw them away. Charlie. An expert in bird law.
I think we are done here.
 
2018-04-27 12:41:00 AM  
Bill Clinton has 25.
 
2018-04-27 12:43:35 AM  
Is... is that a Hello Kitty phone...???
 
2018-04-27 12:57:50 AM  
No wonder Donny is losing it.  narcissists do not do well when caught in a lie.
 
2018-04-27 12:58:26 AM  

BalugaJoe: Bill Clinton has 25.


do you need us to arrange a safe place for you?
 
2018-04-27 12:59:58 AM  
I have four, but only one is active.  The others are my old phones that I use as alarm clocks.
 
2018-04-27 01:13:30 AM  
Hitler?
 
2018-04-27 01:15:48 AM  
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2018-04-27 01:20:47 AM  
I bet his pass code on all of them is 1234
 
2018-04-27 03:01:45 AM  
Drug dealers with early onset Alzheimer's?
 
2018-04-27 03:02:17 AM  
I have three. None of them currently work :(
 
2018-04-27 03:02:48 AM  

Circusdog320: I bet his pass code on all of them is 1234


That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage
 
2018-04-27 03:05:56 AM  
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2018-04-27 03:08:04 AM  
The most I ever had at once was three.  One personal phone with actual service, one work phone with actual service, and a second work phone with no sim card and a custom version of the OS.  Apparently the network's lawyers told my employer's lawyers to "knock that dev shiat off" and we weren't supposed to use the dev phones on their network.  I'm sure there was a story behind that.
 
2018-04-27 03:10:38 AM  
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let me hook you up. this one has some minutes left.
 
2018-04-27 03:12:37 AM  
I can't shake the feeling that Trump is going to just fire Mueller on impulse.  its obvious Donny is losing it...that fox and friends interview was deranged even by the most forgiving of standards.....so trump might just BSOD the federal government because he really doesn't understand what he's doing.
 
2018-04-27 03:16:11 AM  

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Once again I'm late to the party. Thank you!
 
2018-04-27 03:17:04 AM  
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I don't have clients a plenty
Yet I've got Non Disclosure Agreements galore
You want cellular phones? I've got 16
But who cares, no big deal, Nothing burgurrrrrrrrr
 
2018-04-27 03:18:43 AM  
With the way things have been going the explanation will be hilariously incriminating.
 
2018-04-27 03:19:19 AM  

UsikFark: With the way things have been going the explanation will be hilariously incriminating.


makes me very curious what might be on those phones.
 
2018-04-27 03:21:05 AM  

BalugaJoe: Bill Clinton has 25.


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2018-04-27 03:21:58 AM  

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I don't have clients a plenty
Yet I've got Non Disclosure Agreements galore
You want cellular phones? I've got 16
But who cares, no big deal, Nothing burgurrrrrrrrr


Not big on Disney, but that was pretty damn good.
 
2018-04-27 03:27:03 AM  
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2018-04-27 03:28:59 AM  
I have six phones (5 are old spares in case I break mine or it dies).
 
2018-04-27 03:29:09 AM  
I still have every phone I've ever bought since about 1998, so if the FBI came by, they would find 6-7 phones. Is that bad?
They are free to look at any of them. I'm rather boring.
 
2018-04-27 03:29:34 AM  

xraygun: scottydoesntknow: ThomasPaineTrain: Dammit, man, you're not supposed to hang on to the burners!

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/Michael Cohen is dumber than Charlie

Charlie knew to throw them away. Charlie. An expert in bird law.
I think we are done here.


As someone who also specializes in bird law, I think we're underrated as attorneys.  I, for example, have one phone and don't even need it to talk to birds.  Just saying.
 
2018-04-27 03:29:35 AM  
I have my active phone, and I use my old phone as a music player in my car. Thanks Bluetooth, but I am not interested in receiving calls while I am driving.
 
2018-04-27 03:30:07 AM  
I wonder why Cohen kept his burner phones?  I thought the whole point was to use them once and then smash them with a hammer or otherwise obliterate them from existence....?
 
2018-04-27 03:31:10 AM  

mr_larry: I still have every phone I've ever bought since about 1998, so if the FBI came by, they would find 6-7 phones. Is that bad?
They are free to look at any of them. I'm rather boring.


yes, but you haven't been working a thug and fixer for Donald Trump either, so odds are you haven't broken any laws.

Cohen, on the other hand....well, he's got some problems.
 
2018-04-27 03:31:51 AM  
I'm sure it's just because he upgraded his phone every year and didn't throw the old one away.
 
2018-04-27 03:32:21 AM  
Who else has 16 cell phones?

A mobile developer that needs them for testing.
 
2018-04-27 03:32:52 AM  
I wonder if there's any truth to the rumors that Cohen helped trump arrange for one of Donny's mistresses to get an abortion?
 
2018-04-27 03:33:17 AM  

Victoly: Circusdog320: I bet his pass code on all of them is 1234

That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage


COMB THE PHONES!
 
2018-04-27 03:34:53 AM  

Weaver95: I can't shake the feeling that Trump is going to just fire Mueller on impulse.  its obvious Donny is losing it...that fox and friends interview was deranged even by the most forgiving of standards.....so trump might just BSOD the federal government because he really doesn't understand what he's doing.


Weav, he can't just fire Mueller.  He'd have to fire Sessions and Rosensyein and get a sycophant nominee approved (and I can't see that happening) and they'd have to fire him.  And didn't a bill pass yesterday to protect the Special Counsel? (Long day, personally, yesterday... tried to catch up on newsas much as possible. )

And I have to imagine someone has pointed out that firing Comey set all of this in motion and firing Mueller would be a shiatstorm that made firing Comey look like child's play.  That said, he is an idiot and it is Friday, so....

Ugh.  I can't believe this is our country.
 
2018-04-27 03:35:16 AM  

Weaver95: I wonder if there's any truth to the rumors that Cohen helped trump arrange for one of Donny's mistresses to get an abortion?


That 1.6 million payment was not for Trump. Have we already forgot about the doorman being paid off not to talk about the love child with the maid?
 
2018-04-27 03:36:50 AM  

Weaver95: I wonder if there's any truth to the rumors that Cohen helped trump arrange for one of Donny's mistresses to get an abortion?


Wasn't that the senator in CA who is one of his three clients? The one who got $1.6 million as opposed to $130,000?
 
2018-04-27 03:37:28 AM  

Weaver95: UsikFark: With the way things have been going the explanation will be hilariously incriminating.

makes me very curious what might be on those phones.


Well if he thought attorney-client privilege would form a Mueller-proof shield around him and his stuff, I'd say everything because he didn't have time to destroy or delete. Supposedly those raids are about as fun as they look on TV unless someone starts throwing shiat on the floor (like the FBI can't scan and sort a few thousand pages)

And Trump is probably getting the suspicion that lawyers are not magic problem solvers. They busted into Cohen's place like he was some volunteer coffee intern.
 
2018-04-27 03:37:49 AM  

serpent_sky: xraygun: scottydoesntknow: ThomasPaineTrain: Dammit, man, you're not supposed to hang on to the burners!

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/Michael Cohen is dumber than Charlie

Charlie knew to throw them away. Charlie. An expert in bird law.
I think we are done here.

As someone who also specializes in bird law, I think we're underrated as attorneys.  I, for example, have one phone and don't even need it to talk to birds.  Just saying.


I almost stepped on a crow the other day. It was already dead.
 
2018-04-27 03:38:15 AM  

serpent_sky: Weaver95: I wonder if there's any truth to the rumors that Cohen helped trump arrange for one of Donny's mistresses to get an abortion?

Wasn't that the senator in CA who is one of his three clients? The one who got $1.6 million as opposed to $130,000?


that is what we've been led to believe....but it really hasn't been clarified.
 
2018-04-27 03:38:36 AM  

Weaver95: I wonder why Cohen kept his burner phones?  I thought the whole point was to use them once and then smash them with a hammer or otherwise obliterate them from existence....?


Maybe he was still using them? It could be separate phones for separate scams and he had a lot of scams going on.
 
2018-04-27 03:39:10 AM  

serpent_sky: Weav, he can't just fire Mueller.  He'd have to fire Sessions and Rosensyein and get a sycophant nominee approved (and I can't see that happening) and they'd have to fire him.  And didn't a bill pass yesterday to protect the Special Counsel? (Long day, personally, yesterday... tried to catch up on newsas much as possible. )


that's my point tho.  trump has no idea WTF he's doing, or how any of this works.  he might just try to fire Mueller by tweet, because yes - he really is THAT gotdamn stupid.
 
2018-04-27 03:39:11 AM  

Weaver95: I wonder why Cohen kept his burner phones?  I thought the whole point was to use them once and then smash them with a hammer or otherwise obliterate them from existence....?


But then how would the legitimate businessmen that he does legitimate business with reach him?  He has to keep one of those phones for each of them so he knows who's calling.  Presumably he keeps him in the urn with his mothers ashes or something equally creepy.  "Hold on, hun, I hear mama calling again..."
 
2018-04-27 03:40:33 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Weaver95: I wonder if there's any truth to the rumors that Cohen helped trump arrange for one of Donny's mistresses to get an abortion?

That 1.6 million payment was not for Trump. Have we already forgot about the doorman being paid off not to talk about the love child with the maid?


there are some curious aspects to this whole thing that have not yet been properly explained.
 
2018-04-27 03:41:53 AM  

Weaver95: mr_larry: I still have every phone I've ever bought since about 1998, so if the FBI came by, they would find 6-7 phones. Is that bad?
They are free to look at any of them. I'm rather boring.

yes, but you haven't been working a thug and fixer for Donald Trump either, so odds are you haven't broken any laws.

Cohen, on the other hand....well, he's got some problems.


Apparently Donald is not a fan of email.
Reminds me of Willie Brown, former mayor of SF, Former member of the of the state Assembly, and speaker there of for many years, he was dirty, but nobody could ever prove it. No emails and no written correspondence, To his credit, he got shiat done. He's still around.
He used to date a gal I was friends with (Asian gal). He has serious yellow fever. She used to call me up and ask me if I wanted to go party with Willie while they were driving around in his limo. I neglected every time. But there was a party going on in his limo.
 
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